Will you spread Coronavirus if you get it? - Spread lord Nurgles love, or exterminatus?

[Puck]

But not Elementary Schools? Children are the best chance for World Wide infection.

You've gotta prioritize with your limited remaining time, I hate boomers more than children hence nursing homes

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

If the chinkyflu combines with the tardvirus at Branchland court, the result will be so horrifying that those little grey alien fuckers will finally vaporize the Earth.

 

[???]

@Corona-chan, care to chime in?

 

[Corona-chan]

@Corona-chan, care to chime in?

Of course I would, was there ever any doubt?

 

[Takodachi]

Of course!
But I'm gonna wait till its pretty advanced and starts rotting my body before I jump into the town's water supply and drown.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

Of course I would, was there ever any doubt?

are you transmissible through pee?

 

[Niggaplease]

Indeed i will, Dressed in a red satin cape and a crown of bones swinging a scythe laughing maniacally.

I might swing my dick aswell. Because i can.

Why not just you know recreate the masque of the red death?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think after a while, you kind of have to. Like, who wants to live in a world where two-thirds of people are dead? It’s kinder to infect the rest.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Frankly, I don't think it's much up to me at that point.

 

[Jewthulhu]

 

[Thumb Butler]

Who will be the first lolcow to die?

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Depends, can it spread through unprotected sex?

 

[???]

Depends, can it spread through unprotected anal sex?

There's only one way to find out.

 

[No Exit]

It'd be pretty rad being a WMD killing off the frail and sick. It's like being a literal force of nature.

After getting some bloodwork done early this month and learning I'm super healthy there's a very good chance I'd survive the virus too. So with all those people gone I could finally get some peace and quiet.

 

[Twinkletard]

you'll know i have it when i say brb going to israel

 

[Disheveled Human]

TBH I'm so lazy even if I wanted to I would get sidetracked by something less activity driven.

So probably not but its just because of a technicality.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Turn the Wu-flu into the jew-flu

Lol If I get it, the first thing I'm going to do is take a Synagogue tour all the way up the east coast to New York.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

No. It's a gift too great to share.

 

[lurk_moar]

I am a hospital vampire so sure why not.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

The disease seems to be very contagious as it is. I would end up passing it on and not even know anyway.