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William Shatner, at 90, set to boldly go to space | The Times of Israel

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William Shatner, who played Captain Kirk in the beloved Star Trek franchise, is reportedly set to boldly go where no 90-year-old has gone before, becoming one of fewer than 600 people to have reached the edge of space or beyond.

According to a report in TMZ, the Jewish Canadian actor will take a real trip to space next month on Jeff Bezos’s Blue Origin rocket ship.

The trip, similar to the company’s first manned flight in July, will see Shatner blasted into space for a 15-minute civilian flight, which will include several minutes of weightlessness to float around the capsule, the report said.

The flight and the run-up to it are being filmed for a documentary currently being shopped to a number of entertainment outlets, the report said.

Bezos himself was aboard Blue Origin’s first manned flight, which also included a hand-picked group: his brother, an 18-year-old from the Netherlands and an 82-year-old aviation pioneer from Texas — the youngest and oldest to ever fly in space.

Shatner’s flight would break that record by eight years.

Shatner first swaggered onto the bridge of the starship Enterprise in the 1966 original television series, which has spawned four spin-off series and 13 feature films, including the 2016 “Star Trek Beyond.”

Blue Origin — founded by Bezos in 2000 in Kent, Washington, near Amazon’s Seattle headquarters — hasn’t revealed its price for a ride to space, but some reports have said that tickets for the first flight cost up to $20 million.

Blue Origin is working on a massive rocket, New Glenn, to put payloads and people into orbit from Cape Canaveral, Florida. The company also wants to put astronauts back on the moon with its proposed lunar lander Blue Moon, in effect challenging SpaceX, which has been awarded NASA’s sole contract so far.
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What a fucking kike
 
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Jesus H Christ said:
That is an interesting question. Will that make him the first kike in space?

Also, I almost forgot about this one:

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i'd assume the answer is no. i know there wasn't a jew astronaut when von braun was the man in charge, but they let anyone up in space now. *checks wikipeida* ok, they only let jews in starting in the 80s, and 2/30 NASA-related astronaut deaths have ended up being jewish. 2/16 of the deaths that occurred in the modern era and 2/15 jewish astronatunts which is still pretty crazy. obviously in the 60s when NASA was mainly running on hope and prayers having a causality rate of 10%+ was just considering part of the job. maybe jews are cursed to stay on this planet, that number does seem hilariously high.
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
i'd assume the answer is no. i know there wasn't a jew astronaut when von braun was the man in charge, but they let anyone up in space now. *checks wikipeida* ok, they only let jews in starting in the 80s, and 2/30 NASA-related astronaut deaths have ended up being jewish. 2/16 of the deaths that occurred in the modern era and 2/15 jewish astronatunts which is still pretty crazy. obviously in the 60s when NASA was mainly running on hope and prayers having a causality rate of 10%+ was just considering part of the job. maybe jews are cursed to stay on this planet, that number does seem hilariously high.
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Von Braun loved employing Jews!

You don't gotta pay slaves!
 
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Shatner is aging remarkably well. He looks like he's in his 70's instead of being 90. He's actually aging better than Stewart at this point. (Who has noticeably aged the last few years.) Decent to good chance he pushes 100+ like Kirk Douglas.

It's even more amazing because he smoked in the 70's. Though he has mentioned he almost never drinks. Good genes and being really careful with the vices.
 
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Jesus H Christ said:
That is an interesting question. Will that make him the first kike in space?
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No, there have been plenty, most of them fairly no-name from the Space Shuttle, although a couple Soviets/Russians, and one Israeli, who died. One of SpaceX's, Jared Isaacman, as well. The first was Boris Volynov, in 1969, on one of the Soyuz missions.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
Fuck off with that headline, I thought it was just a euphemism for him being dead.
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Yeah, same here, glad he's just blasting off instead.

Cyclonus said:
They'll just have to cancel the launch when he looks out the window and starts screaming that there's something on the wing.
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And then he'll start shouting in Esperanto, "Miaj manoj! Rigardu ilin!"
 
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Fastest Hand In The East said:
>Star Trek promotes non violence and "equal unification" and equal rights of different races
>all of humans have mashed together into one global culture
>NATION STATE BAD
>series creator is jewish (not sure)
>captain of the ship is jewish
coincidence?
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> Series creator was in WWII and such a patriot that he modeled his Space Navy after the US Navy
>they did an episode where Kirk BTFO communism by reading the Constitution, something that infuriates soy scifi fans
 
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Professor G. Raff said:
Is he gonna do more incoherent ranting about RLM from space?

Mike Stoklasa eternally BTFO'd from the final frontier by Captain Kirk.
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I'm 100% positive all that rambling about RLM and Mike Stoklasa was one big IRL shitpost to piss off /tv/ anons, redditors and Mike himself.
Also Shatner has allegedly shown up in threads about himself on /tv/ and called anons faggots, pretty based in my book.
 
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DelusionTree said:
I'm 100% positive all that rambling about RLM and Mike Stoklasa was one big IRL shitpost to piss off /tv/ anons, redditors and Mike himself.
Also Shatner has allegedly shown up in threads about himself on /tv/ and called anons faggots, pretty based in my book.
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If that's true, Shatner is spending his golden years well.
 
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Good for Shanter. Me and my dad were geeking out about this over the phone.

Not only his he a based motherfucker but he also gets to go to space too.
 
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William Shatner, the actor who portrayed Captain Kirk on the original "Star Trek" TV series and films will launch into space on Oct. 12, 2021 aboard Blue Origin's New Shepard spacecraft. Liftoff is set for 9:30 a.m. EDT (1330 GMT) from Blue Origin's Launch Site One in West Texas with Shatner and three others aboard

William Shatner is about to set a world record.

When the 90-year-old actor launches on a suborbital spaceflight on Blue Origin's New Shepard rocket next week, he will become the oldest person ever to fly in space. He'll beat Wally Funk, who at 87 just set the latest record in July on Blue Origin's First Human Flight mission with Jeff Bezos.

Funk snagged the title from the late astronaut John Glenn, one of NASA's original seven Project Mercury astronauts, who was the first American to orbit Earth in 1962. He set the oldest person in space record in 1998 when, at age 77 and while still serving as a U.S. senator, he launched on NASA's space shuttle Discovery on the STS-95 mission. G
 
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