WillM3luvTrains: Everything you need to know - All from a former friend

[Deadpool]

She comes to white knight her friend, then turns on him when it doesn't work out, then wants to befriend him again when she doesn't get ass pats.
Bitch flip flops more than all the politicians in America.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Also, I don't wanna have sex with anybody! At least not now!

Why is that?

 

[Zhan-Tiri13]

> asexual
> posting photos after being doxed without photos (thanks for the help)
just piling on the lolcow characteristics now sweetie

How tf is it bad to be asexual?

 

[Captain Communism]

About that...what's everyone's problem with autism here? I get there's some lameasses with it... but there are also very bright, insightful, and cool individuals with it as well.

You're always the same you are? It was Chris-Chan's fault for ruining a somewhat common condition, also.

If you don't like this cafe. You don't like anything do you! What der helvete is wrong with you, you ripoff Spice Girl!

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

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Totally didn't creep me out when noticing all this Loud House shit in your room.

 

[Spooky Bones]

How tf is it bad to be asexual?

It's not bad to not want to screw anything and everything ('be fruitful and multiply' though), but people who 'identify' as asexual tend to have a few screws loose.

 

[Analog Devolved]

How tf is it bad to be asexual?

How is it a good thing? You want to be a piss art traintard loving femcel?

 

[Deadpool]

How tf is it bad to be asexual?

You're only asexual because you're fat and no one wants to have sex with you. You also have a jew nose.

 

[Nephi]

OP of this thread is so fucking exceptional, holy crap! Yeah, upload a photo of yourself onto Kiwifarms. AND look like a transgendered SJW while you're at it! You friggin' moron!

God bless the janitors that allow this to continue, may they find large amounts of happiness in their lifes because I'm sure having them right now.

 

[Zhan-Tiri13]

You're always the same you are? It was Chris-Chan's fault for ruining a somewhat common condition, also.

If you don't like this cafe. You don't like anything do you! What der helvete is wrong with you, you ripoff Spice Girl!

Who the fuck is Chris-Chan? The person that ruined autism was my no-good ex-boyfriend Jonas! But he is NOT the majority, thank GOD! My friends... ACTUAL friends - so don't you be go dissin' them - Manuel and CandyRandy (Randolph) has autism. But they are totally cool, totally nice, and highly intelligent. Now thank you!

 

[Kideo Hojima]

It's so strange how one goes from "I hate the farms! I'm gonna report you to the cyber police!" to "Let's be friends, fellow farmers! Twas but a ruse!" in the matter of a day. This is some advanced autism right here.

Spoiler: also lol fat

 

[Dwight Schrute]

God bless the janitors that allow this to continue, may they find large amounts of happiness in their lifes because I'm sure having them right now.

Oh I got my popcorn and I'm gonna enjoy the shit out of this. First time witnessing an lolcow in action on this site.

 

[Zhan-Tiri13]

You're only asexual because you're fat and no one wants to have sex with you. You also have a jew nose.

Which is why I'm trying to lose weight. And in a couple years, I'll get a nose job.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Which is why I'm trying to lose weight. And in a couple years, I'll get a nose job.

Sweetie the numbers going up doesn't mean losing weight.

 

[Zhan-Tiri13]

How is it a good thing? You want to be a piss art traintard loving femcel?

One. Ew. I'm not. And 2. I just am saving my bod for someone special, if ya know what I mean. NOT some random people I "meet" on some message board.

 

[Captain Communism]

Who the fuck is Chris-Chan? The person that ruined autism was my no-good ex-boyfriend Jonas! But he is NOT the majority, thank GOD! My friends... ACTUAL friends - so don't you be go dissin' them - Manuel and CandyRandy (Randolph) has autism. But they are totally cool, totally nice, and highly intelligent. Now thank you!

Who the fuck are Manuel and CandyRandy (Randolph) dawg? You better explain this now man or you'll have to sign my petition now or I'll follow yo ass home and rend the flesh of your nails!

 

[Deadpool]

Which is why I'm trying to lose weight. And in a couple years, I'll get a nose job.

Pressing X to doubt.

 

[Zhan-Tiri13]

Sweetie the numbers going up doesn't mean losing weight.

Actually, dumbass, they're going down.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

"I just am saving my bod for someone special"

 

[Deadpool]

Actually, dumbass, they're going down.

Do you have any pictures of Will?