Windows Recall AI snapshots stored in an unencrypted SQL file in appdata. Apparently. Already there is scripts to install it on unsupported devices.

[Penis]

It would be incredibly funny if MS fucks up so hard it forces people to switch to Linux.

Will never happen, but would be funny.

 

[foam rolla]

Fuck technology is depressing.

Maybe life would of been better as a tech illiterate bricklayer with a nokia 3310

https://www.theregister.com/2024/06/06/microsoft_research_recall/

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This just in: Local pedo has no issue with fucking kids.

 

[Nitro!]

Makes me glad I use Macs at home and work and that Apple at least keeps up the pretence of valuing user privacy and security (rainbows here). I honestly don’t know why anybody would need this feature unless you had alzheimers or something.

You know, you might be on to something. The Boomers are getting old, and they have swung the market for their entire lifetimes. I know for a fact it's why websites nowadays have enormous fonts and buttons you could rest a tray of baked goods on.

I can see the next generation of elders asking the kindly Microsoft© AI™ for their grandson's birthday date that he told them over Microsoft© Teams™ chat, every few minutes, over and over, forever.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Well there was DOSSHELL (affectionately called "DOS HELL") but I never bothered with it myself, I found the command line faster.

Fun fact: DOSSHELL included with MS-DOS 5.0 and above is actually Windows 1.0 slightly rebadged and reworked.

 

[Halo Cipher]

I'm glad I only ever use web apps in a browser these days. Making the switch has never been easier.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Good for you. The people that work on Linux and all the little off shoots are all trannies.

Remember a time when Linux developers had a reputation of being "geeks" instead of "transgenders"?

Kiwi Farms remembers.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Steven Sinofsky was, among other things, President of the Windows Division for 3 years, shipping Windows 7 (good!) and Windows 8 (...)

He's calling Recall a "zero-day exploit."

 

[Non-breath oblige]

No bullshit does anybody have an easy guide to getting windows 7 on my laptop?

https://rentry.org/windowsinstallguide

https://massgrave.dev/windows_7_links

 

[Tofu Dust]

Sometimes I wish we could go back to the stone age ngl

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Categorically false.

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Gabe Newell has done more to make Linux viable for normies than any man alive or dead. Proton works flawlesly 99% of the time, and the 1% where it doesn't it's on games likely to not even run on modern Windows.

Fastfetch is better my man.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Noita runs on Windows only.

That means I need to make the choice between a nigger-Windows user or switch to Linux and give up Noita (and probably most games I play). I know there are many Office choices but MS Office apps are the ones I've been using as long as I've been using computers.

It's hard making a switch to a new OS, even if it's better, when most of the shit you need or want to run isn't compatible with it.

Unless you are playing aome bespoken game from the Windows 98 era, Proton plays the vast majority of Windows games perfectly. I'm able to play Nier:Automata, DoA5 and 6 and even Noita (before I dropped it) perfectly. Like I said earlier, ancient games moght have some problems, but it's best to just use a VM or a workaround in those cases and honestly it .probably doesn't run well on modern Windows. Certainly beats using a literal pajeetware OS.

 

[Da Capo]

This thread could use @Slav Power sperging at the Linux users. Too bad he ragequit the farms.

 

[Aib Ld]

So it seems that I have Windows Home from my research to turn this off, since Home apparently doesn't have Group Policy? So I should be safe from all this? No Core Ultra sticker, either. I am retarded with deep funky techno stuff like this.

 

[barrow greeter]

This thread could use @Slav Power sperging at the Linux users. Too bad he ragequit the farms.

Nah, it's for the best. That guy sucks.

 

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If every coder is a Troon then the paneers at M$ are also troons

The correct term for an Indian 'engineer' is 'code shitter'.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Maybe life would of been better as a tech illiterate bricklayer with a nokia 3310

>Nokia 3310
>First released: September 2000
Funny because back then life WAS better.

 

[Sheogorath]

What is the alternative? I use Linux once, like black tar heroin, it troons me out. I'd rather keep my dick. Do you even have windows 11? Everything can be switched on and off. Including this thing. It's a tool. A retarded one, but a tool that you can choose to activate or not.

if installing a os is gonna make you troon out you were ngmi in the first place

 

[Anti Snigger]

>when you're trynna be evil but you have to hire H1B

 

[Dysnomia]

What is the alternative? I use Linux once, like black tar heroin, it troons me out. I'd rather keep my dick. Do you even have windows 11? Everything can be switched on and off. Including this thing. It's a tool. A retarded one, but a tool that you can choose to activate or not.

Yeah. For now. But soon you won't be able to disable the unwanted AI Windows forces on you. Remember the fuckery with Edge? It will become more and more complicated to get rid of it until most people give up and just try to pretend it's not there.

This whole thing is a privacy nightmare.

 

[Lando Griffin]

I switched to Linux years ago.