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This is the line where attempts to get people to switch to Linux should stop. If someone sticks with Windows after this, that is not someone you want in your OS userbase.
Windows Recall AI snapshots stored in an unencrypted SQL file in appdata. Apparently. Already there is scripts to install it on unsupported devices.
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morto di figa
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Bet!
KIWIFARMS EXCLUSIVE WORLD PREMIER ANNOUNCEMENT
Are you tired of living without the thrill of knowing your porn is being viewed by the feds? Worried you'll forget what you wrote in that love letter to null without the convenience of dumping all the text on your screen every 5 seconds? I know I was and that's why I'm proud to present
TOTALRETARD FOR LINUX!!!
#!/bin/sh
durr="$HOME/AwwGeez"
divine="$durr/AAAWWWW.jpg"
intellect="$durr/GEEZ.jpg"
pajeetdb="$durr/topsecret.txt"
if [ ! -d $durr ] ; then
mkdir $durr
chmod 700 $durr
fi
while true; do
shutter -f -e -n -o $divine > /dev/null 2>&1
if (! cmp -s "$divine" "$intellect"); then
tesseract $divine stdout quiet 2>/dev/null >> $pajeetdb
mv $divine $intellect
niggerlicious=$(date +%F-%R:%S)
cp $intellect "$durr/$niggerlicious.jpg"
fi
sleep 5
done
durr="$HOME/AwwGeez"
divine="$durr/AAAWWWW.jpg"
intellect="$durr/GEEZ.jpg"
pajeetdb="$durr/topsecret.txt"
if [ ! -d $durr ] ; then
mkdir $durr
chmod 700 $durr
fi
while true; do
shutter -f -e -n -o $divine > /dev/null 2>&1
if (! cmp -s "$divine" "$intellect"); then
tesseract $divine stdout quiet 2>/dev/null >> $pajeetdb
mv $divine $intellect
niggerlicious=$(date +%F-%R:%S)
cp $intellect "$durr/$niggerlicious.jpg"
fi
sleep 5
done
- sudo apt-get install shutter
- sudo apt-get install tesseract-ocr-eng
- copy the source code to /usr/local/bin/totalretard and chmod 755 it.
- run "totalretard &" to run it as a background process
- If endless loops make you queasy comment out line 13 and 22 and run it every minute from cron with "* * * * * totalretard"
- The grabbing and OCRing takes a couple of seconds on my machine so you should probably change the sleep value down to 3 or 4 to get the full M$ experience
- Future releases may include upgrading pajeetdb to an SQLite file for full compatibility with totalrecall but that's probably more work than I'm prepared to do for a bit.
- The name topsecret.txt should deter friends and family but to make it invisible to law enforcement I suggest using EvidenceOfKeffalsCriminality.txt
Well I guess you'll have to man up and install openbsd now, since linux too has a optional feature which could feasibly be exploited by someone who has complete control of your computer to find something they could probably already find. I'll grant it's unforgivable to turn this on by default without informing their customers but so is making them pay for a second windows license because their shitty file system corrupted the file with the licensing information. Anyone using Microsoft software at this point deserves everything they get is what I'm saying.
Linux has one issue and his name is Lennart Poettering.
Rei is Shit.
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As if winrot wasn't bad enough; now you get an SQLite database that is constantly growing in size.
Is there a bigger niggercattle poster on this site?
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What is with the obsession with looking over your shoulder at every waking moment while you use your computer?
First Adobe updates "in the name of preventing fraud and child sex abuse", now Microsoft feels the need to occasionally constantly, screenshot whatever you're doing on Windows 11. Accessing medical records? They're gonna need to make sure it's not CSAM. Playing an online game? Gotta listen to your conversations to make sure you're not a terrorist plotting Mega 9/11 or buying and selling children in Fortnite. Heaven forbid you actually look at porn on your computer, they just have to know you were watching The Da Vinci Load at 5am on a Sunday Morning.
Another thing, what is stopping them from selling this to the Goverment?
Side note: I just searched for most ridiculous porn titles for a fucking pun. God help me.
First Adobe updates "in the name of preventing fraud and child sex abuse", now Microsoft feels the need to
Another thing, what is stopping them from selling this to the Goverment?
Side note: I just searched for most ridiculous porn titles for a fucking pun. God help me.
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Digital Snow
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masterpiece
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if you retards genuinely think a fucking pc OS will troon you out, youre already trans, just in denial
go take your hormones and stop shitting up the thread
go take your hormones and stop shitting up the thread
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As a gamer with a vague technical background, shit like this pains me. My options are limited in the sense that most games I play solo/with friends are Windows-based.
I think the best solution, for those who are willing/capable, is to switch to using some *nix with a decent desktop environment (Linux Mint is a great entry point for this reason) for daily/IRL usage. Then, on a separate device/partition, have Windows installed and use that strictly for gaming. As previously suggested here, you can even try using Boot Camp on a Mac to great effect.
If you're crazy enough about your opsec, you can even go the length of using different email accounts for registering your gaming accounts (Steam/etc).
Yeah it sounds involved and autistic, but what I'm worried about from Microsoft is that by even considering this feature and implementing it, they've demonstrated they're likely/capable to do something like this in the future. I'm giving serious thought to just moving off the platform altogether if they're going to try retarded Big Brother bullshit like this.
I think the best solution, for those who are willing/capable, is to switch to using some *nix with a decent desktop environment (Linux Mint is a great entry point for this reason) for daily/IRL usage. Then, on a separate device/partition, have Windows installed and use that strictly for gaming. As previously suggested here, you can even try using Boot Camp on a Mac to great effect.
If you're crazy enough about your opsec, you can even go the length of using different email accounts for registering your gaming accounts (Steam/etc).
Yeah it sounds involved and autistic, but what I'm worried about from Microsoft is that by even considering this feature and implementing it, they've demonstrated they're likely/capable to do something like this in the future. I'm giving serious thought to just moving off the platform altogether if they're going to try retarded Big Brother bullshit like this.
Hyperbolic Steroids
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Yeah just lube up and get ready to take it instead of trying to do anything about it.
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Genuinely curious what games you play that are entirely Windows-based. There's not many that I know of, I'm stuck with Winblows because the game I mainly play use .dlls to interface with other applications on the system and my attempts to fix this in Linux have constantly failed. Otherwise WINE works pretty well for most cases. I'll have to see how it fairs with VSTs since I know those are .dlls and thus also suck ass to use in Linux.
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well excuse me
MacOS is the choice of sodomites
I hate it. I changed my wallpaper twice in 10 years (the LHC and the Andromeda galaxy). I don't need "set as wallpaper" on right click. What if I accidentally click it and then won't be able to find my old wallpaper? Just have "change my wallpaper" on right-click on the actual desktop. Maybe make a drag-and-drop area for retards to drag the image file into.
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Used vista until a few years ago, my brother is ride-or-die with win 7. Lots of factories are still using win 3.1.
Yes microsoft, please cook the windows 11 compatible CPU's that ship with 20% stability. PC users love that.
Scalia OBGYN
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96% og games run fine on Linux. You need to play CoD or Fortnite so bad you cant just man up and actually switch?
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hahaha the govt is gonna shit a brick internally over this one
Cave Fisher
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You're gonna have to fucking murder me before I touch Windows 11 with a ten foot pole.
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Yep, you're talking to someone who has run such games on Linux successfully. Unfortunately I have a social circle who aren't (all) as tech-savvy as I am. You might not be able to relate there.
Scalia OBGYN
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No
my friends arent fucking retard subhumans
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GhostBSD supremacyUhm.... GNU/Linux doesn't have this issue sisters...
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Sinofsky goes further into why this is being pushed so hard. It's not just Microsoft - it's the PC sector desperate for new PC sales.
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My last PC build lasted over 10 years, and I'm hoping for the same out of this desktop that I just built.
To this day, i've never owned a laptop.
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I've been using openSUSE Tumblweed for years but even the simple text documents were a problem: "muh why is it not docx". I have an ultra-niche case for Win: cloud gaming. I guess I'll chug pajeet semen for the team, lmao.
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