WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I've been marathoning a lot of To Catch A Predator lately and Wings does strike me as uncannily similar to a lot of the dumber guys on there. I feel like if he was an unknown and those shows weren't made notorious, he could very easily feel compelled to meet up with a 14 year old because "Well hell she's old enough and that's pretty much a teenager anyway...".

 

[RollingRock]

Alright this was pretty funny

 

[SandyCat]

At this point I'm convinced Wings is a actual genuine pedophile

The flirting with some 16 / 17 year olds when he's in his 30's, saying age of consent should be 12, and especially his logic in how he justifies it all is something you see pedos parroting all the time

The thing I'm curious about is did he actually convince himself in his mind that he's not a pedo and these are his mental gymnastics he uses to 'defend' himself or did he accept it and is just trying to cover up for the dumb shit he said and did earlier but is doing a terrible job at it

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Another retarded thing Wings said is that when he was flirting with underage girls on game chat, that they were flirting with him too so he should be exonerated from claims of pedophilia.

I also love what he calls "flirting back", just look at this shit:

Telling them something like "we should talk more when no one's around" would be creepy as fuck already, but, Jesus Christ, his facial expression, his deep breathing, all that sleaze - "My battery is low, it's Shay's worst nightmare", "they might be locking Shay up, she is my rape(?) queen", "no three times in a row means yes", "Lesion, do you want to see my croissant". All of these made the girl sound awkward as hell, yeah, "I was vibing with the room", my ass. And if it was just one time, why did he follow her on Discord then?

 

[bajagoogoo]

Jordie is upset that Kelly finally put him in a position where he has to make a decision.

In response, he throws out every excuse in the book about why he can't and blames trolls for his predicament.

Nobody would know if Jordie had a job unless he told them. His streams have no set schedule. A missed day isn't going to draw suspicion. Jordie is fully aware of this.

Jordie doesn't want to work. He will 100% divorce her before taking a 9 to 5.

Kelly either doesn't know or doesn't believe that Jordie sees her as nothing more than a convenience.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Jordie doesn't want to work. He will 100% divorce her before taking a 9 to 5.

That's actually what I wanted to point out. Not so long ago Jordie announced that he is quitting DoorDash, since according to him all the fastfood places in his area were hit so hard by COVID that they are closing down (I am not interested in checking his claims, but if you want - be my guest).

Which is as consistent as everything he said about DoorDash before, but that's not what I wanted to point out.

He said he quits, but Kelly was doordashing too, but he didn't say she also quits. Maybe he just skipped that part, but imagine this - his wife works as a nurse, then does delivery at DoorDash and all of this while he is streaming himself to 150 viewers and begs them for money just to treat her like trash afterwards. At this point he is an absolute liability for her.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

i cant decided if Richard is a pedo, a sexpest or just a sub 60IQ trailer trash. what's with fatasses that are perverts? seeing the same kind of behavior from boogie and reviewtech who wanna do sexual things to young girls even when their dicks no longer work.

how long has he been married now? a year? the year people on the vote is donna win this.

 

[skol]

Imagine you somehow are a dumb teen doing dumb shit, like most teens are.
Imagine that Jordie somehow abuses that and lures you for a fuck.
In the future, after months of self doubt and blaming your dubious decision making you meet someone new. A sweet person, real soulmate. As your lover closes in, your brain rings alarm. Suddenly in front of your eyes you see Jordie. His pig eyes look deep into yours. He lays you down. A resurfaced memory reminds you about the lard oozing from his pores covering your skin. About him hyperventilating heavily, fatigued from swinging his coils of fat.
Your new lover looks in shock as you bring a gun to your own temple and pull the trigger.

Jordie, go to a police station and put yourself on a list. Save your future victims.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Grown man rages at children in children's game.

 

[ellroy]

Grown man rages at children in children's game.

For the first time ever, I can relate to Wings. I used to play Arenas mode in Apex consistently until the terrible teammates made go back to the battle royale. He is just experiencing what every other solo queue player experiences in that mode.

 

[Info Player Start]

Grown man rages at children in children's game.

Here's a thought
Play a better fucking game

 

[bajagoogoo]

Here's a thought
Play a better fucking game

Jordie can't be happy with a game unless he can dominate it or has a high KDR.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Jordie is upset that Kelly finally put him in a position where he has to make a decision.

In response, he throws out every excuse in the book about why he can't and blames trolls for his predicament.

Nobody would know if Jordie had a job unless he told them. His streams have no set schedule. A missed day isn't going to draw suspicion. Jordie is fully aware of this.

Jordie doesn't want to work. He will 100% divorce her before taking a 9 to 5.

Kelly either doesn't know or doesn't believe that Jordie sees her as nothing more than a convenience.

AYE CAN'T GIT NO OTHER JAWB!

... t-that pays as well

...well... t-that pays as well with no skills

...well... that pays as well with no skills that I'd enjoy doing...

tl;dr the fat cocksucker could in fact find work elsewhere, that paid "as well", at any given time, but wants to be a professional NEET and considers anything less 100% unacceptable.

 

[wicked_lnl]

Just in the last Lummox video, he actually slipped the REAL reason why he wont get a real job. He was giving these small excuses about weight and no muscle BUT he doesn't consider himself house ridden and can move around like any normal person. But the one sentence that threw that off was his saying his big problem with quitting streaming is that he will have a hard time adjusting to a job where he is nobody. He literally thinks he is in his glory days and after having 200+ troll videos, death threats, sending shit to his door, all cause for his constant depression....HE STILL THINKS he is some sort of celebrity...hahahaha.

By the way Ive seen plenty of ppl working at UPS or construction and so on that are obese. You can work those jobs, the thing is if you don't have a work ethic and a drive you will never get out of your house. Here is the timestamp:

 

[Georshe Floydstein]

At this point I'm convinced Wings is a actual genuine pedophile

The flirting with some 16 / 17 year olds when he's in his 30's, saying age of consent should be 12, and especially his logic in how he justifies it all is something you see pedos parroting all the time

The thing I'm curious about is did he actually convince himself in his mind that he's not a pedo and these are his mental gymnastics he uses to 'defend' himself or did he accept it and is just trying to cover up for the dumb shit he said and did earlier but is doing a terrible job at it

>flirting with 16 year olds
>"Age of consent should be 12"
>"I've met girls who mere mature for their age"
>fat + glasses + streamer combo

Yes, we can confirm that this man has at least 4GB of Chinese Popcorn in his harddrive.
It wouldn't be out of character considering how mentally damaged he is at this point.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Just in the last Lummox video, he actually slipped the REAL reason why he wont get a real job. He was giving these small excuses about weight and no muscle BUT he doesn't consider himself house ridden and can move around like any normal person. But the one sentence that threw that off was his saying his big problem with quitting streaming is that he will have a hard time adjusting to a job where he is nobody. He literally thinks he is in his glory days and after having 200+ troll videos, death threats, sending shit to his door, all cause for his constant depression....HE STILL THINKS he is some sort of celebrity...hahahaha.

By the way Ive seen plenty of ppl working at UPS or construction and so on that are obese. You can work those jobs, the thing is if you don't have a work ethic and a drive you will never get out of your house. Here is the timestamp:

He's always thought he was better than people and took every chance to remind people "below him" of that fact. That's why as shitty as FPSKyle got with him over the years, i've never felt sympathy as far as PKA bullying went. At one point he was "above" each of them individually and treated them like absolute dogshit as a result. The second he thinks he's back on top, he'll be back on his bullshit.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The thing I'm curious about is did he actually convince himself in his mind that he's not a pedo and these are his mental gymnastics he uses to 'defend' himself or did he accept it and is just trying to cover up for the dumb shit he said and did earlier but is doing a terrible job at it

It is hard to say since we know so little about how his mind works. The thing I've gotten out of listening to all of the PKA stories and their interactions with him is that he is socially retard on a whole other level. He could be playing it as a shield against criticism over his behavior, but a lot of it does seem genuine.

From the way they tell it, he was genuinely befuddled when he was confronted over the things he did to Woody or all the dumb shit he did while living with Kyle. It doesn't register in his mind why those things are considered bad or offensive to other people.

He may legitimately not understand why the age of consent exists in the first place. Either way I don't care because even if that is the case it is still disgusting. Retardation doesn't excuse it.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

He literally thinks he is in his glory days and after having 200+ troll videos, death threats, sending shit to his door, all cause for his constant depression....HE STILL THINKS he is some sort of celebrity...hahahaha.

Not exactly. When he cried about low viewer count, he said "I've gotta get it back" i.e. he still thinks he can go back to the same levels of e-begging.

Timestamped.

 

[MooseGump]

tl;dr the fat cocksucker could in fact find work elsewhere, that paid "as well", at any given time, but wants to be a professional NEET and considers anything less 100% unacceptable.

Which is amazing that years later he's still doing the exact same excuses, go all the way back to when he first went against that other guy on keemstar's channel and some excuses are word for word the same

 

[bajagoogoo]

But the one sentence that threw that off was his saying his big problem with quitting streaming is that he will have a hard time adjusting to a job where he is nobody.

The man known for being an uncouth slob on stream is suddenly worried about his social status in the workforce.

And he expects people to buy that bullshit.

Jordie is a work shy pesant. He doesn't like being told what to do and he doesn't like following a schedule. Even with his own business.