WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 773 27.4%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,538 54.5%

  • Total voters
    2,823
I'm convinced one of the tells of being a genuine lolcow is expecting a CWC-esque Trollbusters squad, like ol Wings here.
 
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Watching Wings drink Wendy's chili like water, wallowing in pity and seeing him shamble around his 400+ pounds of body mass motivated me to change my life habits and now I'm down by almost 80 pounds, eating far more healthy and the confidence boost helped even my autistic ass get a girlfriend.
There's a character in one of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books who is some homeless lady living like a troglodyte in a cave who gives out life advice to travelers. She gives them a copy of her autobiography and tells them that if they're ever in a similar situation as she was, they should just "do the opposite" to become successful.

Wings is quite similar.
 
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If trolls want to really fuck with Richard, they should start doxing his top donors. I am sure they turn out to be even bigger cows (not by weight obviously).
Wings would most likely use it as more leverage to squeeze further pity money out people. I can't remember who said it earlier in the thread but they put it best; if people want to fuck with Wings all they have to do is dig into the dumb shit he's said in the past and bring it back into the limelight.
 
Wings would most likely use it as more leverage to squeeze further pity money out people.
I've already said it - it doesn't matter.
If trolls were only digging up his stupid shit, he'd say "ah look they're trying to ruin my life with shit I've said years ago, I hate PKA, it ruined my life".
If they only trolled him in games - "they ruin my livelihood, I can't play now, this is muh job man, this is how I put food on the table".
If they only sent him donations with mean words without chargebacks - "why are people so mean to me, what did I do, this is why I am stressed all the time like a motherfucker".
If they only made montages of his game fails - "those people are trying to make me look bad at my job, I am gonna lose money because of it, real talk".
This man is a master of complaining and mental gymnastics. He found things to blame his shitty decisions on and pitybait with years before he had dedicated trolls. Even if he had no trolls at all, he would find something to bitch about.
 
So you needed a 400lb slob in your life to realize that you are fat?
Laugh all you want, but sometimes seeing somebody else grotesquely fat -- especially in a situation that provides a proper sense of scale that demonstrates how monstrously fucking huge they are -- can serve as either a devastating mirror (if you weigh about the same) or a warning of what you're going to look like if you keep packing on weight.

"Oh god I look like that?!?!" and "Oh god I don't want to end up looking like that!" are both very powerful motivators.
 
"Oh god I look like that?!?!" and "Oh god I don't want to end up looking like that!" are both very powerful motivators.
For me, it was personally seeing what aspects of my lifestyle were similar to Wings's. Because of COVID, I was spending 12+ hours a day sitting in a chair in one room at my computer: first for work and then to play vidya afterwards to relax. After that, I'd go to sleep. Then my sleep cycle started becoming retarded and I was nocturnal for a couple of weeks.

After loling at him for a few months, I decided to literally do the opposite of Wings to improve my life.

can serve as either a devastating mirror (if you weigh about the same) or a warning of what you're going to look like if you keep packing on weight

Thankfully, I never got THAT fat. I was only 210 lbs at 6 feet tall at my heaviest, but I was a nerd who didn't work out or watch what I ate and so I was the definition of skinny-fat. I've been sitting at 180 lbs (which is officially a healthy BMI for my height) for the last few months and I'm hoping to have visible abs in 2022.

I actually went onto his stream a few times to thank him for unintentionally helping me, which he was actually kind of kind to me about, but unfortunately he doesn't want to help himself. I still send Wings troll videos to people to try and get them to reflect on themselves as well and to get them to make positive changes, and so I'd like to think that other people might be helped by Richard's shitty life choices.
 
I've already said it - it doesn't matter.
If trolls were only digging up his stupid shit, he'd say "ah look they're trying to ruin my life with shit I've said years ago, I hate PKA, it ruined my life".
If they only trolled him in games - "they ruin my livelihood, I can't play now, this is muh job man, this is how I put food on the table".
If they only sent him donations with mean words without chargebacks - "why are people so mean to me, what did I do, this is why I am stressed all the time like a motherfucker".
If they only made montages of his game fails - "those people are trying to make me look bad at my job, I am gonna lose money because of it, real talk".
This man is a master of complaining and mental gymnastics. He found things to blame his shitty decisions on and pitybait with years before he had dedicated trolls. Even if he had no trolls at all, he would find something to bitch about.
His insufferable personality is one of the thing's that drives people to troll him. It is characteristic trait among all cows. They have the inability to show any humility or to not overreact to the most minor of slights against them. The thing that amazes me about Wings though is that despite all the genuine backlash against the Wings trolling community for how they behave, Wings has never been able to capitalize on it in terms of how onlookers perceive him.

Despite being given so much ammunition that he could use to say that he is the victim of a harassment campaign by people looking to ruin his life, Wings has never been able to convince people that that is the case and that he isn't that bad of a person. Instead onlookers will bash the trolls for taking things too far but never really come to Wings defense. That is because people see through his bullshit. They know no matter how bad the trolls are, Wings isn't a good human being and brings a lot of this on himself.
 
That is because people see through his bullshit.
Now. Scroll back like 100 pages. Fuck, at some point I said "if someone like Phil said "If my kid turned out to be gay I'd beat the shit out of him" people would tear into him to this day" and some dumbfuck replied "so what? maybe someone doesn't want his son to take it up the ass!", yeah, because beating him will make him straight. Hell, couple of dozen pages ago people claimed "uh, I can't help myself, he is so nice and polite when he isn't raging". This is why I compare him to Boogie all the time - in essence they are the same. It doesn't matter that one played CoD and the other merely pretended to be a raging sped on camera, in the end they both used their pathetic facade to get what they wanted, but you can have only so much using it, so when eventually people began noticing who they really were, that was a complete surprise for them both - they were getting away with their shit for so long, that they couldn't believe that people can hate them. Fuck, just watch how Woody told WIngs "you get away with so many things and you aren't grateful" and all he could reply was "well, that's because I'm a real person, not just the collection of character traits" or some shit like this.


Laugh all you want
I will, because this is incredibly retarded. People don't get fat overnight, so one have to give 0 fucks about himself for a long time to become like that. Noticing it after looking at someone else, instead of oneself is quite indicative.

After loling at him for a few months, I decided to literally do the opposite of Wings to improve my life.
See? What did I tell you.
 
Wingsofredemption hopes vin diesel dies in an automobile accident
this would've been funnier if he had said it to Paul Walker

Wings has never been able to convince people that that is the case and that he isn't that bad of a person
I think that part of this is because unattractive people induce prejudice against themselves simply based on their appearance.

I know that this is illogical, but it's really easy to think that Wings deserves everything prima facie because he's a >400 lbs hick. I suspect that anyone unfamiliar with him that stumbles upon his videos is going to jump to a negative conclusion about him and Wings would have to try to convince them otherwise. Consider the normies taking Sparky's TikTok bait, for example: Wings probably looks worse than they imagined the "average pedophile" does and so they immediately assumed the absolute worst.

If Wings were a handsome southerner (or an attractive female), then he'd at least be defensible in the eyes of the normies. But since he fits the stereotype of "fat, basement-dwelling neckbeard" to a tee, he doesn't even get the benefit of the doubt.

Since he would have to put in actual effort to change people's minds, Wings literally will never be able to because he refuses to put effort into anything.
 
I think that part of this is because unattractive people induce prejudice against themselves simply based on their appearance.

I know that this is illogical, but it's really easy to think that Wings deserves everything prima facie because he's a >400 lbs hick. I suspect that anyone unfamiliar with him that stumbles upon his videos is going to jump to a negative conclusion about him and Wings would have to try to convince them otherwise. Consider the normies taking Sparky's TikTok bait, for example: Wings probably looks worse than they imagined the "average pedophile" does and so they immediately assumed the absolute worst.

If Wings were a handsome southerner (or an attractive female), then he'd at least be defensible in the eyes of the normies. But since he fits the stereotype of "fat, basement-dwelling neckbeard" to a tee, he doesn't even get the benefit of the doubt.

Since he would have to put in actual effort to change people's minds, Wings literally will never be able to because he refuses to put effort into anything.
counterpoint; fat fuck Boogie used his weight to convince everyone he was a harmless sweet ol teddybear boi who never did anything and was just constantly abused for years and years through no fault of his own. He's still able to do that, to a degree.

Wings can't keep people from thinking the worst about him because he treats everyone he deems "beneath" him as human garbage. All of his once friends on PKA can attest to that.
 
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Sorry if this has been mentioned already, I looked back a ways in the thread and didn't see anything about it yet

Yet another old clip of Wings saying he wants to commit a mass shooting surfaced. This time he said he wants to shoot up a mall
The clip:


Wings goes on damage control:
 
Was watching the plump pimp this morning when he was playing Vanguard, and he said that on Christmas Day, when anyone else would spend time with family, Sparky made "Sparkythehoodlum" accounts on twitter to spam him with the tiktok screenshots of Sparky yet again LARPing as Wings and hitting on kids. He then got blocked, and continued to make accounts with every block until he got to sparkyhoodlum19 and finally gave up.
Since the guy's a Pajeet, it makes sense he wouldn't be celebrating Christmas, but come on now. How lifeless is this kid-chasing 'troll'?
 
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