Phil is more entertaining these days.
The Chad Detractors:
Always trending on the front page of the Farms much to Null's distain.
Multiple +400 page sub-threads dedicated to his sexuality or his hairline.
Creates 20 new sagas a week, overfeeding his trolls.
Is getting an interview that will be a total trash fire to watch.
The trolls never have to do gay shit to create storylines, Phil just blesses them.
Thanks to shit genetics no matter how bad he treats his body we will get another 20 to maybe 30 years worth of fail to enjoy.
The Virgin Discord Fag:
Is never trending. Null nor Keemstar or even AugieRFC will ever give C.W.W. their desired e-cummies.
Despite being up since 2014, the thread only recently hit 419 pages where other notable cows are already past 1,000.
Trolls are so starved for a saga they have resorted to cannibalizing each other.
Hopelessly clinging to this boxing match with Boogie knowing it's not gonna happen.
Always manufacturing fake shit in Discord praying to God that Richard rapes a newborn so they can finally redeem themselves.
Thanks to Wings deteriorating physical and mental health, if he does not use the M1911 hollow point on his egg head first,
inevitable heart failure will finish the job. Giving the channels a very short timespan before they have to get real jobs.

Even in the realm of lowcows Phil Burnell somehow... someway... Keeps fucking winning and outliving everybody.