WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 773 27.4%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,538 54.5%

  • Total voters
    2,823
Don’t give them any ideas. The best we’ve gotten out of this was an album made by (not) Liquid Richard.
I know his trolls are humorless bastards, but at least some farmers can get a couple laughs from how in character they can be.
 
Has Wings even done anything lately? :story:
Nope. But we don’t need him. KingCobra and his banshee have been the new hotness. They’re so much more interesting right now. Oh, and Chantal is back in Canada and may have broken up with her Syrian brownie husband.

Wings, and by extension boogie, are just so fucking boring right now. Lolcow live can’t die fast enough because they’re both insipid in their attempts to retain relevancy with Z list ecelebs.
 
Only thing going on with Jordie is Siege is making him even more toxic and he's chewing faster through teams now thanks to his reputation and people don't want to carry him anymore. The man will literally not admit any fault and tries to take over as the team leader when he seems to be now consistently the worst player on the team.

His skill in these games is getting worse as he's getting older, and you can tell it's really fucking with him since as he says this is all he has is being good at games. Only watch if you want to see him be an asshole with none of the freak outs from 2018, he's just waiting to die at this point.

As for Kelly, she seems to be doing better health wise and is sticking to her diet pretty well so hopefully she moves on and dumps him since he's unwilling to better himself and constantly talks down to her trying to better herself. He's trying to make her as fat and miserable as he is and it's not working thankfully.
 
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Only thing going on with Jordie is Siege is making him even more toxic and he's chewing faster through teams now thanks to his reputation and people don't want to carry him anymore. The man will literally not admit any fault and tries to take over as the team leader when he seems to be now consistently the worst player on the team.
Can't wrap my head around why he plays the most horrible games imaginable. Siege, Call Of Duty, God Of Snore Walking Sim.

It's 2024 I know he doesn't have "friends" to play the hottest multiplayer games that are trending right now but I don't know I would like to see him, Boogie, and Tommy C play Fortnite. Dude is wondering why he hates gaming so much. Maybe because he keeps playing shit games.
 
Can't wrap my head around why he plays the most horrible games imaginable. Siege, Call Of Duty, God Of Snore Walking Sim.

It's 2024 I know he doesn't have "friends" to play the hottest multiplayer games that are trending right now but I don't know I would like to see him, Boogie, and Tommy C play Fortnite. Dude is wondering why he hates gaming so much. Maybe because he keeps playing shit games.
He can't get out of his comfort zone; remember last year he had a mental breakdown over having to play Pizza Tower and another one over Destiny 2. He is less willing even from then to play any new games. He did play and love Baldurs Gate 3, I think he said he has a couple hundred hours in it, but he won't stream that.
 
He can't get out of his comfort zone; remember last year he had a mental breakdown over having to play Pizza Tower and another one over Destiny 2. He is less willing even from then to play any new games. He did play and love Baldurs Gate 3, I think he said he has a couple hundred hours in it, but he won't stream that.
Hell, I’d settle for Diablo 2 at this rate. It’s not even a bad game to stream if you do it right. Play some music, grind some levels, discuss your build, talk to chat. Some streamers make successful careers playing aRPG’s but he’s just so buttfuck boring he kills the vibe of anything he plays.
 
Hell, I’d settle for Diablo 2 at this rate. It’s not even a bad game to stream if you do it right. Play some music, grind some levels, discuss your build, talk to chat. Some streamers make successful careers playing aRPG’s but he’s just so buttfuck boring he kills the vibe of anything he plays.
he cant make d2 work because hes a shit content creator. hes so zonked on SSRIs that he has the personality of a wet mop and the only time hes entertaining is if hes raging, and even thats numbed by the pills. he cant be funny, he cant interact with chat, he sucks at the games he plays and he has a shit attitude to his teammates / "friends". on top of all that hes entitled and thinks that he flat out deserves money from people for the mundane boring "content" he produces. its baffling to me how anyone can watch his streams let alone give him money. i would settle for him never getting a dollar from anyone again and having to work a real job
 
i would settle for him never getting a dollar from anyone again and having to work a real job
I think enough time has passed that he could get a normal job without stalker weens trying to get him fired. They are all on Discord and public opinion is in his favor right now with normfags that make up 99.98% of the entire web.

Trolls, as disturbed as they are, haven't been doing anything too illegal to him and have been just screaming pedophile at padded walls. His biggest orbiter right now is a twenty something post high school felon and failed parent. This is the best time to retire from the internet with some dignity left.

If he can just keep his mouth shut and not blabber about it he could live a normal life and make more from stomping boxes at Walmart in a month than he does right now streaming making only twenty dollars every few days. It's better than waiting on the rare chance some simp lends him one hundred. It would get him away from the internet, starve his alogs, and improve his mental health.
 
I think enough time has passed that he could get a normal job without stalker weens trying to get him fired. They are all on Discord and public opinion is in his favor right now with normfags that make up 99.98% of the entire web.

Trolls, as disturbed as they are, haven't been doing anything too illegal to him and have been just screaming pedophile at padded walls. His biggest orbiter right now is a twenty something post high school felon and failed parent. This is the best time to retire from the internet with some dignity left.

If he can just keep his mouth shut and not blabber about it he could live a normal life and make more from stomping boxes at Walmart in a month than he does right now streaming making only twenty dollars every few days. It's better than waiting on the rare chance some simp lends him one hundred. It would get him away from the internet, starve his alogs, and improve his mental health.
if he kept his mouth shut he may be able to pull off working a legitimate job but that would require a semblance of work ethic. he has become too fat, too stationary and too comfortable sitting in his trailer to ever do anything like that. he will make 30 grand a year until he begins the hospital dance and inevitably dies. i would feel sorry for him if he wasnt such a sack of shit. his trolls are worthless losers but i prefer them to him, and thats really saying something
 
I think enough time has passed that he could get a normal job without stalker weens trying to get him fired. They are all on Discord and public opinion is in his favor right now with normfags that make up 99.98% of the entire web.

Trolls, as disturbed as they are, haven't been doing anything too illegal to him and have been just screaming pedophile at padded walls. His biggest orbiter right now is a twenty something post high school felon and failed parent. This is the best time to retire from the internet with some dignity left.

If he can just keep his mouth shut and not blabber about it he could live a normal life and make more from stomping boxes at Walmart in a month than he does right now streaming making only twenty dollars every few days. It's better than waiting on the rare chance some simp lends him one hundred. It would get him away from the internet, starve his alogs, and improve his mental health.

Lol Wings could and would never hold down a real job. He has admitted several times recently that he and his wife are both "addicted" to internet fame, even as meagre as theirs actually is.

Wings is a complete hermit and has an ego the size of the moon despite being a complete failure in just about every facet of life. This doesn't even get into the fact that he's so unhealthy that standing for 6-7 hours a day would probably actually hurt him and stop him from working for long.

Wings fucked up his life on his own and has no one to blame but himself for the fact that he is going to slowly and inevitably continue to fade in relevance until some health scare that permanently disables him comes along.
 
He has admitted several times recently that he and his wife are both "addicted" to internet fame,
Have people begun to notice what a clout-addicted diva his wife is? It's almost like she's waited her entire life to be a celebrity, almost immediately after marrying Wings she's starting fucking YouTube series and calling herself "Queen Kelly". She's supposedly a devout Christian who 's been going to church for 40 years, but one taste of e-fame and she turns into one of those sassy obese black women with fake nails who only buy Gucci (throwback to her calling someone on Twitter poor for using Android). Niggas talking about "Kelly needs to leave Wings!" as if she isn't cut from the same scummy cloth.
 
Have people begun to notice what a clout-addicted diva his wife is? It's almost like she's waited her entire life to be a celebrity, almost immediately after marrying Wings she's starting fucking YouTube series and calling herself "Queen Kelly". She's supposedly a devout Christian who 's been going to church for 40 years, but one taste of e-fame and she turns into one of those sassy obese black women with fake nails who only buy Gucci (throwback to her calling someone on Twitter poor for using Android). Niggas talking about "Kelly needs to leave Wings!" as if she isn't cut from the same scummy cloth.
There's a lot about Kelly that's off. Is she a supportive wife or secretly a buddy bride playing the long con? If the latter, it would be the most demented shit ever pulled. Not even Chris' trolls have gone that far so this would be a first for the books. It's a massive red flag too how in the past she sexted most of Jordie's weens and holds an ongoing affair communicating with his biggest alogger to date.

Let's also not forget when she calls him smelly and retarded behind his back while shopping. That whole Aaron saga shit. I think there's many truths to it as there was many lies and Kelly gossiping about her husband is the most believable one. Not to give Wings a pass here either. He called Kelly ugly and reacted to her cancer scare with less concern than he has for his rank in Siege.
But what the fuck is wrong with Kelly? :story:
 
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He can't get out of his comfort zone; remember last year he had a mental breakdown over having to play Pizza Tower and another one over Destiny 2. He is less willing even from then to play any new games. He did play and love Baldurs Gate 3, I think he said he has a couple hundred hours in it, but he won't stream that.

What's funny is he made his donation goal playing Pizza Tower almost instantly, so for as much as he cries about money and donations, he could address it pretty easily by just playing things his chat wants him to try. But his ego is so sensitive that he can't handle picking up a new type of game and not being instantly good at it, chat watching him learn hurts his feelings too much.

I think enough time has passed that he could get a normal job without stalker weens trying to get him fired. They are all on Discord and public opinion is in his favor right now with normfags that make up 99.98% of the entire web.

Trolls, as disturbed as they are, haven't been doing anything too illegal to him and have been just screaming pedophile at padded walls. His biggest orbiter right now is a twenty something post high school felon and failed parent. This is the best time to retire from the internet with some dignity left.

If he can just keep his mouth shut and not blabber about it he could live a normal life and make more from stomping boxes at Walmart in a month than he does right now streaming making only twenty dollars every few days. It's better than waiting on the rare chance some simp lends him one hundred. It would get him away from the internet, starve his alogs, and improve his mental health.

I've said it before I'll keep saying it Wings will never get a normal job. The trolls could all disappear tomorrow, he's never going to work at Walmart or anything like that. He's a manbaby the size of a whale with less than zero work ethic and a super negative personality. It ain't in the cards for him to be a wagie.

And right now he does fine someone did the math and in February I believe it was he made over $3000 while only "working" 80 hours the entire month or something like that. And on top of that now he has the lolcow podcast. So he's nowhere near needing to consider other options for money anyways. But if that all went away he's still never getting a "real job." He will find some other way to mooch off of someone or something else, going on disability for example. Or worst comes to worst he would just lay in his trailer and waste away. He's never ever going to work at Walmart.

Lol Wings could and would never hold down a real job. He has admitted several times recently that he and his wife are both "addicted" to internet fame, even as meagre as theirs actually is.

Wings is a complete hermit and has an ego the size of the moon despite being a complete failure in just about every facet of life. This doesn't even get into the fact that he's so unhealthy that standing for 6-7 hours a day would probably actually hurt him and stop him from working for long.

Wings fucked up his life on his own and has no one to blame but himself for the fact that he is going to slowly and inevitably continue to fade in relevance until some health scare that permanently disables him comes along.

Wings has said many times he can't stand up for more than 10 minutes at a time or his leg goes to sleep.
 
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