WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.4%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,535 54.5%

  • Total voters
    2,819
Good thread, I'mma let you finish but lets talk about what really matters: how can I marry her?
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And who is this lady?
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I think you guys are confusing this event for possibly being fake vs keem milking something for all it's worth.

The exact same way boogie faked cancer, was exposed, and still remained on lcl is the same play the gnome will use for wingo. It's an absolute fact all 3 host are pieces of shit. Specifically, keem. Where as a normal person would see events like faking cancer or domestic abuse as non-negotiable goodbyes, keem only sees money signs.

Is lcl fake and gay? Yes. Did boogie fake cancer? Yes. Did keem exploit that and turn it into a joke? Yes. Did wings abuse his wife? Yes. Will keem exploit this and turn it into profit? Of course.
What makes me think the entire thing is scripted and went to far is because they went from "Wings can never come back, domestic violence is never okay" to literally the next day "Wings signed up for anger management classes and can come back to the show when he's ready" Everyone was acting so Up in arms and that Domestic violence was a line that he crossed and couldn't come back especially the women and Now they've all forgave him because he signed up for some dumb fuckin class? Idk my bullshit alarm is going off. I think the fight was 100% Planned/scripted and wings tard raged out and ended up taking it way to far once he pushed Kelly and now they have to try and run cover for him and find anyway possible to bring him back to the show because they didn't plan for this or to ruin his entire reputation.

Keemstar has such a large gnome sized Ego I found it kinda sus how he just forgave wings right away after it happened especially when he exposed the gnomes bald head to everyone. I mean Wings attacked him for no real reason, scratched his neck, pushed him and try to hold his throat, then ran at him again at full speed til he pushed his wife down and Keemstar goes "Oh I forgive wings" Like right away and then tells them bye and tells him he loves them as they're leaving. Idk it just screams guilty energy to me.
 
What makes me think the entire thing is scripted and went to far is because they went from "Wings can never come back, domestic violence is never okay" to literally the next day "Wings signed up for anger management classes and can come back to the show when he's ready" Everyone was acting so Up in arms and that Domestic violence was a line that he crossed and couldn't come back especially the women and Now they've all forgave him because he signed up for some dumb fuckin class?
Bruh. It's because keem saw money signs. It's literally that simple. In the heat of the moment the gnome was embarrassed for getting hands put on him and "outraged" because that was the correct social response. In reality, he's 100% turned the fuck on because he has big time drama to milk. Like, it has to be understood that keem has ZERO morals as long as money is involved. No one on lcl truly gives a fuck if wings tries to reform. They're just playing the game now to make money and eventually get him back on the show for more engagement.

Idk my bullshit alarm is going off. I think the fight was 100% Planned/scripted and wings tard raged out and ended up taking it way to far once he pushed Kelly and now they have to try and run cover for him and find anyway possible to bring him back to the show because they didn't plan for this or to ruin his entire reputation.

It's a possibility. But I don't care what anyone says about wings and kelly. He absolutely doesn't give a shit about her and that push was malicious. There's too many years of documented proof he hates this woman.

Keemstar has such a large gnome sized Ego I found it kinda sus how he just forgave wings right away after it happened especially when he exposed the gnomes bald head to everyone. I mean Wings attacked him for no real reason

Idk what's been happening with lcl, prior to this event, so I can't speak on that. It's a possibility it's a script that went too far. But the outcome was wings abused his wife, either accidentally or deliberately. So now everyone gets to pick a choice to wingo's delight (In reality, this is what he hates the most out of this event. People have ammo to make fun of him again. He doesn't care he hurt his wife.) Since the dust is settling keem is predictably running cover and milking this situation for all it's worth/ruining it.
 
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Idk what's been happening with lcl, prior to this event, so I can't speak on that. It's a possibility it's a script that went too far. But the outcome was wings abused his wife, either accidentally or deliberately. So now everyone gets to pick a choice to wingo's delight (In reality, this is what he hates the most out of this event. People have ammo to make fun of him again. He doesn't care he hurt his wife.) Since the dust is settling keem is predictably running cover and milking this situation for all it's worth/ruining it.
Prior to this they have "fired" and kicked wings like several times its a running bit for them to fire him get everyone upset superchat a bunch of money and he's back the next day. This same exact event has happened several times with Boogie and another person named Becky. Also right before this there was another fake fight that Keemstar put on between a person named Roxy and Becky but it was way more obvious that they had a scripted/fake fight. Given everything that's happened and Keemstar running water to try and get wings back on the show all signs point to this being scripted and Wings fucked up catastrophically and actually got upset and pushed his wife.

Wings getting into Keemstars face and shoving eachother was 100% Scripted and planned. I'm saying whatever happened their went to far and it got Wings actually upset and tard raging out. The second time he charges at keemstar and kelly is trying to stop him. That's not scripted.
 
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banquet already clipped it all.

at 17:57, while his wife is still reeling from being thrown onto a table, he grabs her and yells "stop making fun of me".
at 18:16, instead of comforting his wife after throwing her onto a table, he says "please get away from me" and tells her to go with someone named ken.
at 18:39 his wife, that he just threw onto a table, is visibly distraught and holding herself lies for him saying that he didnt do that and she tripped. wings of course backs this up because hes a fat pussy wife abuser.
at 18:50, instead of taking responsibility for throwing his wife onto a table and admitting he catastrophically fucked up, he blames keemstar for all of this happening.


 
Wings shoved her out the way like she was appearing offline and it didn't stop him.
LOOK HERE! LISTEN! I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE!

So Keemstar has no fucking morals or standards shocker even when it comes to Domestic violence though.. That's pretty dark.
He went from "He's fired and banned and he absolutely can not come back domestic violence is never okay" In one day and the next Day. "Wings signed up for anger management classes so he's allowed to come back on the show he's trying" Wow the gnome is a fucking clown. It was 100% Scripted and Keemstar didn't mean to push wings that far and feels bad and partially to blame It's the only scenario that makes sense to me with this shit. Also I love how Keemstar still hasn't learned his fucking lesson with wings yet. Wings will do and say anything to get that Lolcow money back. I doubt he even signed up for anger management classes but if he did He will only go to 1 class and be to lazy to go to the rest. He's not court ordered to be there.

Conclusion. Entire thing was Kayfabe taken too far on Accident because Wings is an Autistic man child who can't keep his emotions in check and now keem has to try and run cover for him. Running cover for Someone who's faked cancer, A kid behind the camera who married an underage girl, and now A domestic abuser. Keemstar is the real piece of shit in all this. I'm starting to realize the Gnome is more of a sociopath than I initially thought.
Bold of you to assume any of this trash is real. Fagstar is nothing but a wannabe jerry springer.
 
Good thread, I'mma let you finish but lets talk about what really matters: how can I marry her?
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And who is this lady?
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Well her name is Kyri in the LCL discord, she was a viewer that has tried out for a show multiple times.
She was also on a couple of random episodes of one of the side shows called Lolcow Test.
She has become friends with Brantley, which is why she was at Fat Camp, which also probably means she has got some of the Gnome dick as it is pretty well known that Brantley loves letting Keem dick down her friends.
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@KiwiSuperPowerUser "What makes me think the entire thing is scripted and went to far is because they went from "Wings can never come back, domestic violence is never okay" to literally the next day "Wings signed up for anger management classes and can come back to the show when he's ready"

That's one thing Keem is known for, he stays on the gas the minute has some momentum with content weather it was staged or organic. Remember when this all first started and Wings would bitch and complain about needing breaks in between LCL shows, but now he's trained to just keep rolling when content presents itself. The difference this time is he's taking what looks to be a hiatus to let the dust settle while Keem serves up a redemption arc for more views.
 
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@KiwiSuperPowerUser "What makes me think the entire thing is scripted and went to far is because they went from "Wings can never come back, domestic violence is never okay" to literally the next day "Wings signed up for anger management classes and can come back to the show when he's ready"

That's one thing Keem is known for, he stays on the gas the minute has some momentum with content weather it was staged or organic. Remember when this all first started and Wings would bitch and complain about needing breaks in between LCL shows, but now he's trained to just keep rolling when content presents itself. The difference this time is he's taking what looks to be a hiatus to let the dust settle while Keem serves up a redemption arc for more views.
at this point its obvious hes coming back but yeah keems definitely letting the dust settle. wings hasnt streamed since this happened so he either got told by keem to fuck off for a while or he knows that hes going to be eviscerated in chat as soon as he fires up his cam. we all know how wings is with his stream (often choosing streaming over his wife lol) and how he goes all "muh anxiety" when hes not "making money" so its sort of funny to see him MIA for this long.
 
banquet already clipped it all.

at 17:57, while his wife is still reeling from being thrown onto a table, he grabs her and yells "stop making fun of me".
at 18:16, instead of comforting his wife after throwing her onto a table, he says "please get away from me" and tells her to go with someone named ken.
at 18:39 his wife, that he just threw onto a table, is visibly distraught and holding herself lies for him saying that he didnt do that and she tripped. wings of course backs this up because hes a fat pussy wife abuser.
at 18:50, instead of taking responsibility for throwing his wife onto a table and admitting he catastrophically fucked up, he blames keemstar for all of this happening.


Good Lord, they need to change that show's title to "The Dalek Commission " ...stairs are their worst enemy
 
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