WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.5%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,526 54.3%

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    2,810
The sad thing about him is he's not even 40 yet. He's 39 and looks 55. I'm 43 and in way better shape. He's had so many chances from the PKA guys, then he was literally gifted a crowd funded weight loss surgery, then the gnome threw him a life preserver on lolcow and he still managed to fuck it all up. I've been watching this fat fuck since 09 like a bad anthropology exhibit I can't walk away from. After he's dead his life will literally be a case study in what not to do.
 
latest news about wings balls is that he no longer thinks its cancer and believes that its testicular torsion. from what i have read testicular torsion causes immense pain that usually requires an immediate emergency room visit so odds are this is not his issue. hes getting a ball scan and will know more probably next week.
 
Wingo staring down the barrel at cancer likely isnt whats turning his beard white, hes probably missing the money from lolcow and is burning what he didnt spend on MSG faster than usual, so, being the neurotic fat ass he is, hes stressing about being financially stable in a future his body likely cant afford anyways, hes probably also having some very hard conversations with his wife behind the scenes
Think, Kelly has walked him back on stage of lolcow a couple times, I wouldnt be surprised if Yelly told him that if he turned away lolcow that she wouldnt be sticking around, Ive suspected her of sticking around through wings usual bullshit so long as he remained the cash cow, but the push heard around the world has curiously made her stick with wings and removed him from lolcow, no wonder shes being spiteful and petty, her husband just lost his usefulness to her and she lost her opportunity to jump ship, if she leaves wings now itll look like shes ditching him at the point of financial destitution
Kelly missed her window to walk away and receive no shit for it
corn slop syrup sort of overrode the fact that his stomach is smaller. he cant eat as much food but he can certainly gorge on soda
The carbonation of soda expands your stomach back out, bariatric surgeons protest against drinking soda post operation for that reason, especially people who've been sleeved and not bypassed, Jordie can likely eat just as much as he could pre surgery because of the amount of soda hes had over the years
 
i honestly think soda is his biggest issue weight wise. the liquid carbs / corn slop syrup sort of overrode the fact that his stomach is smaller. he cant eat as much food but he can certainly gorge on soda
Pretty sure Kelly said on old stream he drinks like 8 pepsis/cokes a day at least. Soda is def his biggest issue but packing Mcdonalds on top of it for every meal is putting the weight on faster than I've ever seen. He looks so fuckin unhealthy He's so pale and he looks like hes aged 5 years in just a few months. He's so worried about having enough money for "retirement" (40 year old man who plays games for a "job) but I don't think wings is making it another 5-10 years without some major change happening. I drink soda maybe 7 Sodas a year if that because it's literally poison to your body forget the weight it's insane to be consuming that many chemicals and high fructose corn syrup everyday. I wouldn't be surprised if he got himself a serious illness with how much soda he drinks. Like this is his last "hoorah."

Kelly cucking him with discord mods, potentially ball cancer, dying alone in the modular mansion after the inevitable divorce. This clip still perfectly applies to his life right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVr48Ps3Lrk
 
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How many last hoorahs has this fat fuck had? That video was a decade ago and absolutely nothing has changed other than his grandma who was his caretaker dying and then he married another one in the toothpick legged seahag. I'm going to laugh my ass off if nothing is wrong and it's all anxiety. Wouldn't be the first time Richard has cried wolf.
 
How many last hoorahs has this fat fuck had? That video was a decade ago and absolutely nothing has changed other than his grandma who was his caretaker dying and then he married another one in the toothpick legged seahag. I'm going to laugh my ass off if nothing is wrong and it's all anxiety. Wouldn't be the first time Richard has cried wolf.
He's going to be so lucky if it is just that. Real tawlk hope he's okay and it's nothing serious because I wouldn't wish that on anyone.. But if it is. It's complete Karma. He treated kelly like a piece of shit when she had her cancer scare and surgery. First he told her to grow up and deal with it and instead of supporting her. He ignored her to play rainbow six. And then when she had surgery on her birthday he acted like it was such an inconvenience.

One of the very few real fights they had on lolcow was this one where his true colors showed more than anytime i've seen between them. She simply asks him to make this birthday special because she has surgery literally on her birthday last year and could of died (low chance but still). Imagine looking at your wife in the eyes and saying "Do you want the cold answer? and Kelly replies with "of course you'll give it to me" This mf has been emotionally abusing her for a long time. and he replies with "you're birthday doesn't matter that much it's not that important I didn't celebrate my birthday for 30 years" 62 IQ richard.

The way he treats Kelly and how she puts up with it is honestly sick.


 
He's going to be so lucky if it is just that. Real tawlk hope he's okay and it's nothing serious because I wouldn't wish that on anyone.. But if it is. It's complete Karma. He treated kelly like a piece of shit when she had her cancer scare and surgery. First he told her to grow up and deal with it and instead of supporting her. He ignored her to play rainbow six. And then when she had surgery on her birthday he acted like it was such an inconvenience.

One of the very few real fights they had on lolcow was this one where his true colors showed more than anytime i've seen between them. She simply asks him to make this birthday special because she has surgery literally on her birthday last year and could of died (low chance but still). Imagine looking at your wife in the eyes and saying "Do you want the cold answer? and Kelly replies with "of course you'll give it to me" This mf has been emotionally abusing her for a long time. and he replies with "you're birthday doesn't matter that much it's not that important I didn't celebrate my birthday for 30 years" 62 IQ richard.

The way he treats Kelly and how she puts up with it is honestly sick.


Once again Zero sympathy. Kelly is a terrible person. She knew exactly who she was marrying. This piece of shit was literally talking to a catfish after he "proposed" and her family caught wind and it delayed their wedding like 6 months and he was more angry about not getting on her health insurance. Meanwhile she's been caught flirting with discord mods openly about literally fucking them behind his back. He can't get hard for her and they both hate each other but put up a front in front of the camera. They're both awful people and deserve each other.
 
Once again Zero sympathy. Kelly is a terrible person. She knew exactly who she was marrying. This piece of shit was literally talking to a catfish after he "proposed" and her family caught wind and it delayed their wedding like 6 months and he was more angry about not getting on her health insurance. Meanwhile she's been caught flirting with discord mods openly about literally fucking them behind his back. He can't get hard for her and they both hate each other but put up a front in front of the camera. They're both awful people and deserve each other.
That is some deep Lore even I didn't even know about. Have any clips by chance? This mf got caught cheating on a catfish and her parents still let them get married? And according to wings her parents saw the tables shove video and "laughed" at it?? Maybe Her dad is as sad and pathetic as wings is and that's what she Sees in him?
 
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That is some deep Lore even I didn't even know about. Have any clips by chance? This mf got caught cheating on a catfish and her parents still let them get married? And according to wings her parents saw the tables shove video and "laughed" at it?? Maybe Her dad is as sad and pathetic as wings is and that's what she Sees in him?
There was a guy in Richards old subreddit called EdmontonSkeptic. Affectionately refered as "The Canadian Lawyer". He made up a dating profile and DMed Richard on plenty of fish and they went back and forth flirting for months. Meanwhile Kelly was in and out of the hospital with her cancer issues and this was late 2020. Richard proposed in November and they were supposed to do a quick wedding but then the lawyer sent all the DMs to Kelly AND her parents. She didn't dump him but the wedding was put on "hold" and Richard was steaming mad. Eventually she forgave him and they reconciled and got married May of 2021. Her Dad hates Richard and always has. They're hardcore Christian and he isn't. I strongly doubt he showed them the video.
 
He's completely fine according to the doctors. Supposedly going to a urologist but he claims it will be months from now. It's literally a ploy for pity and sympathy donations. A tiger doesn't change it's stripes.
yep hes gonna milk this for all its worth. obviously the doctor told him his weight is a factor but he doesnt give a fuck. nothing worse than someone wallowing in their own despair while being too lazy to actually work on their issues
 
yep hes gonna milk this for all its worth. obviously the doctor told him his weight is a factor but he doesnt give a fuck. nothing worse than someone wallowing in their own despair while being too lazy to actually work on their issues
Something tells me if he magically lost weight, he'd still be a massive cunt. There are plenty of overweight people who aren't cunts.
 
Something tells me if he magically lost weight, he'd still be a massive cunt. There are plenty of overweight people who aren't cunts.
hes been a fat tub of miserable shit his entire life and its become his personality. if he woke up tomorrow weighing 180 he would still find excuses to not do anything differently and would promptly drink 9 cans of soda, eventually making his way back up to 450 pounds.
 
hes been a fat tub of miserable shit his entire life and its become his personality. if he woke up tomorrow weighing 180 he would still find excuses to not do anything differently and would promptly drink 9 cans of soda, eventually making his way back up to 450 pounds.
That's exactly what he did after he had the surgery. When he got below 300 he started to gloat and act all king shit meanwhile he was guzzling soda and eating fast food behind the scenes. He ranted and raved about how he quit soda and blah blah blah then he got caught with a Pepsi bottle on camera. He's a textbook narcissist and a sociopath. Even at almost 500 pounds he still thinks he's better than everyone and he knows everything and is never wrong.

Edit: Perfect example of this somebody asked him why he'll never go back to LCL and he said they threw him under the bus and weren't loyal. The gnome literally ran damage control and begged him to come back for weeks. He's a thin skinned pussy who can't take being called a wife beater so he has to make up excuses because he crashed out and shoved his wife onto a table and refuses to take accountability for his actions.
 
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Posted this in the Keemstar/Lolcow Live thread but thought people here would find this interesting too. Keem is claiming that the show is thriving without Wings. Said they made a record 71K last month without him, while their best month with Wings was 50K.
I gotta give credit to the knome here. Pulling 70k in a month for a podcast about fat retards? That's crazy. Grifters like DSP wish they could make this much for such shit content.
Still, 70k? I'm not buying that, and it's not like Keem would ever lie about something to keep the facade that the show is doing well, right?

He was never kicked off it's all like we originally speculated. The fight was 100% planned for but wings tard raging out and pushing his wife went way off script.
Is this confirmed? If it is: called it, but so did a lot of people since it was kinda obvious that it was a work from the moment Keem started to poke Wings. What I do find funny with this confirmation (if it is confirmed) is that apparently either Kelly is the only fucking moron who wasn't told about it or she knew and still went and put herself in a position that caused Wings to just slam her against the table. Either way is hilarious, because that means Wings didn't have the decency to tell his wife "hey we're planning this thing don't worry" or Kelly wanting to hog the spotlight again caused a shitstorm that costed them the lolcow money and her precious attention she now craves with Wings' mods.
Once again, even if Keem confirmed it, it would mean very little, he has to run damage control after all, so it's best to say it was all planned to avoid any consequences.

Almost everyone on the show and its spinoffs have been accused of some form of sexual misconduct over the last few months.
Who would have thought that making shows with known degenerates, pests and losers would end like this? Hey Keem you fucking moron, lolcows aren't "le funny internet guys", they're more often than not terrible people. I really hope he snaps from all this tard wrangling, couldn't happen to a nicer person.
Wings is already pretty horrible to Kelly as is but she sure tries her best at times to sabotage her husband's ruined public image with each stunt. The theory about her being a troll gets more believable every day I'm half expecting the divorce saga to reveal everything and confirm it.
The way things are going, I can believe Kelly has become a troll over time. A mix of realizing how much of a failure Wings is and wanting some recognition from trolls because at this point Wings doesn't have anyone else paying attention to him.

Think, Kelly has walked him back on stage of lolcow a couple times, I wouldnt be surprised if Yelly told him that if he turned away lolcow that she wouldnt be sticking around, Ive suspected her of sticking around through wings usual bullshit so long as he remained the cash cow, but the push heard around the world has curiously made her stick with wings and removed him from lolcow, no wonder shes being spiteful and petty, her husband just lost his usefulness to her and she lost her opportunity to jump ship, if she leaves wings now itll look like shes ditching him at the point of financial destitution
Kelly missed her window to walk away and receive no shit for it
Yeah. If Kelly had left Wings after the push, it would have been the best thing for her. She had support and a valid reason, no one would have questioned her, but since she loved the attention she was getting she retardedly decided that sticking around was the best thing she could do. Not only she would look forgiving, the money and attention from LCL would continue... right? Oooops, Wings left LCL lmao.
I think it's safe to assume she's just waiting for Wings to clock the fuck out, but what then? It's sad, really. She's always been such a nobody that she became addicted to the attention she gets from being married to some internet loser, that's the peak of her life. Those Minecraft streams really showed how insufferable she truly is. I wonder if Kelly will become a Janice Soprano of sorts, marrying single lolcows one after the other in search of her dose of internet attention.
 
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If he continues to milk it as a "cancer scare" then anyone who falls for it is a retard. If the docs truly thought it might be cancer, they'd do an ultrasound, a ct to see if it already spread anywhere else, and labs to check his markers. Urology would have also been talking surgery to remove the testicle the same day as the results came back positive. The fact that he's seeing them months out means it's a giant nothingburger and everything (minus the health effects from being a fat fuck) came back negative.
 
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