WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[GotchaNowScumbag]

When the meme becomes reality.

 

[BiggerChungus]

oh muh lord wongs looking up horse sex on his spare time

wingo be like
"i was a different person a few days ago, i've grown up, that was just shock jockin"

 

[Impossible Brutality]

Reel tawk that horse has a French croissant.

 

[raiderjones]

oh muh lord wongs looking up horse sex on his spare time

wingo be like
"i was a different person a few days ago, i've grown up, that was just shock jockin"

Apparently he was 26 when he said that. Interesting how he believes a 12 year old is mentally developed enough to consent to sex but doesn't think somebody in their mid 20s should be held accountable for admitting to looking at child porn and advocating for lowering the age of consent.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Apparently he was 26 when he said that. Interesting how he believes a 12 year old is mentally developed enough to consent to sex but doesn't think somebody in their mid 20s should be held accountable for admitting to looking at child porn and advocating for lowering the age of consent.

I'm glad Wings is as morbidly obese as he is, unironically. If he was physically capable, between his unhinged threats and his pedoshit inclinations, he probably would've molested or assaulted someone at this point. That he can only sit in a squeaky chair and cry while people teamkill him in a video game, unable to move without being exhausted, is actually very relieving. I felt sorry for him at one point, but every day he makes himself look so, so, so much worse.

 

[Power Glove]

Apparently he was 26 when he said that. Interesting how he believes a 12 year old is mentally developed enough to consent to sex but doesn't think somebody in their mid 20s should be held accountable for admitting to looking at child porn and advocating for lowering the age of consent.

He may have been 26 when he said that, yes that is a fact. But, it stands to reason to assume that mentally he wasn't, and currently still isn't, developed beyond a 12 year old.

I have always found the shock jock angle he adopted to be questionable at the best of times. Is that really what he wanted PKA to be known for on the internet? Or better yet, what he wanted to be known for? Idiotic, perverse statement like that? Being an insufferable Southern inbred hick that thinks he needs a passport to travel from Conway to Chicago? Well, he got his wish, that is exactly what he is known for, and turns out, it's not really the greatest thing. Imagine that.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Apparently he was 26 when he said that. Interesting how he believes a 12 year old is mentally developed enough to consent to sex but doesn't think somebody in their mid 20s should be held accountable for admitting to looking at child porn and advocating for lowering the age of consent.

Which is funny because he constantly refers to his trolls as "20-something/kids in their early 20s", yet they deserve prison for team-killing him in R6 and saying mean things to him on the internet. Meanwhile, he was basically a toddler at 26 and therefore he shouldn't be held accountable for his own words. Literally zero awareness.

What's even worse is that this wouldn't be half bad if he simply admitted that he made stupid comments on sensitive subjects because he's an idiot wanting to be edgy/interesting/funny, he has to spin it so people are plebs who can't understand his intricate and nuanced sense of humour. It's not a poor attempt at comedy that failed because he's not a comedian, it's people who are wrong for taking things out of context. It was all for PKA and they OWE him.

He just HAS to come out on top. Even his "apologies" aren't "sorry for saying hurtful things, it was wrong of me", but more "sorry you're so fucking stupid and can't see what I was trying to do". At the end of the day, I could get behind someone from 10 years ago making edgy comments and thinking no one was going to care in the future, but Wings was on a show where the hosts were themselves and talking random topics as themselves, and said podcast was one of the biggest of its kind back then.

Kyle didn't go as FPSRussia, for example, so why act like everyone is an idiot for not understanding he was playing a character? Especially when off-camera Jordie still threatened to kill people over losing a CoD match. The Wings "character" and Jordie aren't that different, similar to how Boogie showed more Francis traits that he wanted to show.

The age of consent clips are another good example. According to him, the original clip from PKA was him just making a shock jock, but then in the more recent clip he states that he DID hold that idea at one point and explained his reasoning behind it, meaning it wasn't a joke but something he truly believed in and tried to joke about. But of course, he is never in the wrong for anything.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Apparently he was 26 when he said that. Interesting how he believes a 12 year old is mentally developed enough to consent to sex but doesn't think somebody in their mid 20s should be held accountable for admitting to looking at child porn and advocating for lowering the age of consent.

He may have been 26 when he said that, yes that is a fact. But, it stands to reason to assume that mentally he wasn't, and currently still isn't, developed beyond a 12 year old.

I have always found the shock jock angle he adopted to be questionable at the best of times. Is that really what he wanted PKA to be known for on the internet? Or better yet, what he wanted to be known for? Idiotic, perverse statement like that? Being an insufferable Southern inbred hick that thinks he needs a passport to travel from Conway to Chicago? Well, he got his wish, that is exactly what he is known for, and turns out, it's not really the greatest thing. Imagine that.

Bear in mind that Pepsi Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeyimp has been famously described as feeling 100% invincible when "he's on top", and PKA would have been roughly him at the peak of his popularity. Being a retard he likely assumed he would always be "a celebrity" the way he was at the time and therefore could say silly shit and everyone could just assume it was Wild and Crazy Wings being a madman.

That anyone would be in a position to make him answer for any of the "jokes" he was making never crossed his mind for a second. Why should it? He's the WingsOfRedemption.

 

[Matt Damon]

He just HAS to come out on top. Even his "apologies" aren't "sorry for saying hurtful things, it was wrong of me", but more "sorry you're so fucking stupid and can't see what I was trying to do".

And it really does seem like he HAS to - like it's a compulsion. He can never truly admit even the most trivial, meaningless error.

Watching this 36-year-old man cry after receiving a fraction the verbal abuse he heaps on other people every single day, I'm convinced it goes beyond him merely being a terrible person (though he certainly is that) to the point that I think he's legitimately broke-brained in some serious way.

He doesn't have even the tiniest shred of self-awareness. He thinks he should be able to say anything he wants to anyone, but that the converse should be a literal crime. And he doesn't attempt to hide that hypocrisy or rationalize it or soften it in the way a person might if they have any inkling of how others will perceive them.

I'm no psychiatrist, but the plump pimp seriously ain't right in the head.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

And it really does seem like he HAS to - like it's a compulsion. He can never truly admit even the most trivial, meaningless error.

Watching this 36-year-old man cry after receiving a fraction the verbal abuse he heaps on other people every single day, I'm convinced it goes beyond him merely being a terrible person (though he certainly is that) to the point that I think he's legitimately broke-brained in some serious way.

He doesn't have even the tiniest shred of self-awareness. He thinks he should be able to say anything he wants to anyone, but that the converse should be a literal crime. And he doesn't attempt to hide that hypocrisy or rationalize it or soften it in the way a person might if they have any inkling of how others will perceive them.

I'm no psychiatrist, but the plump pimp seriously ain't right in the head.

Has he ever clarified that remark he made about being inbred? 62 IQ or not there's ample to work with to assume he's legitimate got mud blood.

 

[Robust User]

Has he ever clarified that remark he made about being inbred? 62 IQ or not there's ample to work with to assume he's legitimate got mud blood.

His parents were cousins, and his dad was a good deal older than his mom. Like a decade older.

 

[Impossible Brutality]

His parents were cousins, and his dad was a good deal older than his mom. Like a decade older.

He’s also retarded enough to think same last name = cousin

 

[Guinan's hats]

I'm no psychiatrist, but the plump pimp seriously ain't right in the head.

I dont remember where I heard it, so vote dumb if you want, but I had it in my head that Jordie had a bipolar diagnosis.

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

I dont remember where I heard it, so vote dumb if you want, but I had it in my head that Jordie had a bipolar diagnosis.

AFAIK, he's peraonally diagnosed himself with every disorder he has. Can't really be diagnosed with something when he refuses to seek mental health treatment.

I'd wager he claims he's bipolar because he spends too much time on reddit/twitter.

 

[Power Glove]

Has he ever clarified that remark he made about being inbred? 62 IQ or not there's ample to work with to assume he's legitimate got mud blood.

Both were named Jordan, never married. It's not exactly known in what manner they were related, but they were definitely related.

Meanwhile, have some more GigaRichard content

 

[Johnathan E.]

I dont remember where I heard it, so vote dumb if you want, but I had it in my head that Jordie had a bipolar diagnosis.

hes on heavy anti depressants and chooses not to take them sometimes. makes for some good swings

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I dont remember where I heard it, so vote dumb if you want, but I had it in my head that Jordie had a bipolar diagnosis.

He suddenly brought that up not so long ago, which can mean anything. I am surprised he is still yet to claim to be on a spectrum for extra pity from his top donors.

I'm glad Wings is as morbidly obese as he is, unironically. If he was physically capable, between his unhinged threats and his pedoshit inclinations, he probably would've molested or assaulted someone at this point. That he can only sit in a squeaky chair and cry while people teamkill him in a video game, unable to move without being exhausted, is actually very relieving. I felt sorry for him at one point, but every day he makes himself look so, so, so much worse.

I still have this unnerving suspicion that he might've sent his dick pic to some poor girl of the age "right where CP ends". I mean, he "flirted back to vibe with the room" with underage girls, despite them clearly being uncomfortable with his comments and he sent his dick to some older woman despite her not asking him for it. Those two things could add up into something way more sinister.

Also, it just hit me - he specifically claims that the girl was 14 years old in that video with a horse, which is two years older than the age where he would cut CP at. Did he specifically look for that kind of "not CP" on the web?

 

[Robust User]

Did he specifically look for that kind of "not CP" on the web?

I wouldn't put it past him. He's about as retarded as KingCobraJFS.

 

[leeweesquee]

He suddenly brought that up not so long ago, which can mean anything. I am surprised he is still yet to claim to be on a spectrum for extra pity from his top donors.


I still have this unnerving suspicion that he might've sent his dick pic to some poor girl of the age "right where CP ends". I mean, he "flirted back to vibe with the room" with underage girls, despite them clearly being uncomfortable with his comments and he sent his dick to some older woman despite her not asking him for it. Those two things could add up into something way more sinister.

Also, it just hit me - he specifically claims that the girl was 14 years old in that video with a horse, which is two years older than the age where he would cut CP at. Did he specifically look for that kind of "not CP" on the web?

He posted a pic to an older boiler ticket? Where you hear that from?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

He posted a pic to an older boiler ticket? Where you hear that from?

No, I mean to a woman of legal age.