WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[Aidan]

We're not worthy of the divorce saga.

Can't even swallow his food before starting to talk his bullshit.

"Not a racist. Like if you look right here..."
*pans camera to cat*
"...cats love me."

???

 

[bebopsingh]

Now it was settled to be a Camaro V6 to be paid by Kelly only; I can only wonder who was the major deciding factor in that choice of car.

Wingos wants to showoff the big dick energy by getting that car, of course his fatass can't fit into it.

 

[Power Glove]

"Not a racist. Like if you look right here..."
*pans camera to cat*
"...cats love me."

???

In his 62 IQ brain the cat would instantly hate his fat ass if he gave up any racist vibes? I mean.. I'm just trying to find some sliver of logic in his mental gymnastics here.

Any normal husband would have just said: "This is the budget you have, get any car you want, regardless of what brand, or how it looks. It's yours."

Wingo pushes the Camero on her for most of the boring ass stream, until she caves. She even says that maybe this is something they should decide when he's not streaming, because she knew how he was going to behave, and how people will perceive that. She's, as usual, trying to save himself any former public embarrassment but he is too mentally challenged to grasp this concept.

From postings on Youtube by WingsOfRedemption - Professional Predator, it appears that people who were on the discord when it was struck down were banned due to cyber bullying.

Discord literally banned everyone who had even little bit of connection to troll discord servers ,even people who got banned on thos discord servers, they disabled everyone's accounts

There are people who claim they haven't received any such bans, so take that with as much grains of salt as you'd like. Others are saying they did receive an email while being on the RealTawk discord that they were banned.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

"Not a racist. Like if you look right here..."
*pans camera to cat*
"...cats love me."

???

I'm not racist my favorite slaves are black cat is black.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Wingos wants to showoff the big dick energy by getting that car, of course his fatass can't fit into it.

went from a cop car to a sports car, 62 iq

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

"Not a racist. Like if you look right here..."
*pans camera to cat*
"...cats love me."

???

"Muh cat is nawt called Niggerman liek hanestly!"

Considering that SimpingCunt is still around - DMCA this, you AIDS ridden faggot.

 

[Keffals Raped Me]

"Not a racist. Like if you look right here..."
*pans camera to cat*
"...cats love me."

???

This is a subtle reference to H.P Lovecraft's cat, Nigger, who he loved very much. Wings is expressing through performance art and dramatic irony that if his cat can love him, he cannot be a racist. Reel tawk.

 

[Power Glove]

This is a subtle reference to H.P Lovecraft's cat, Nigger, who he loved very much. Wings is expressing through performance art and dramatic irony that if his cat can love him, he cannot be a racist. Reel tawk.

If only Wingo ever opened a book besides a truck manual.

 

[Matt Damon]

So this man whined for weeks about having to work 18 hours a day to pay his back taxes and now he's going to scrap a perfectly good car and buy another one that he's too fat to fit into.

Richard is like a caricature of the nigger-rich/white trash worldview.

 

[raiderjones]

Wings007 gone and a new car for Kelly? Richard putting the W back in Wings, real talk.

And we all know how Wings handles those. Expect mega scumbag Wings for about two days before he slips up and calls somebody a nigger on air, slaps Kelly on camera, somebody finds yet another clip of him "pretending" to be a pedophile, or Antifa burns his mom's trailer down.

 

[Robust User]

We're not worthy of the divorce saga.

Can't even swallow his food before starting to talk his bullshit.

What's this guy talking about pinouts for? If the part fits, it fits. No wiring involved. Does wingo even change his own oil? I couldn't imagine him working up the courage to get off his lazy ass and get underneath the vehicle, if he can fit.

And why is he forcing his wife to buy a car she obviously doesn't want? He keeps going "it's her money, so it's her car". Does he not know that she loses respect for his opinion on cars, especially when she apparently needs a new one? He's basically saying he doesn't care about her at all and only wants to posture himself as some wannabe gearhead to impress his loser paypigs.

"Automatics are outdated." Must be why CVT's have matured finally to be standard in nearly every automobile by this point, including your precious pick-up trucks wings.

This is just another opportunity for him to pull out an excuse to gloat while still crying poor and woe-is-me. The dude is a turd in the same bowl as DSP.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Previously, on WingsOfRedemption...

* Wings is planning to switch to stream reactions. Is this the end of his era as a gamer?
* The Discord got nuked. All members were allegedly banned but this doesn't seem to be entirely true. Where will they go now? (Telegram, it seems)
* After Kelly's automobile wreck, the Jordans find themselves in need of a new vehicle
* Wings007 got taken down, same for Planet Wings Archive
* Superhound (or whoever strikes channels) is still out there. His reasoning remains a mystery
* Antifa set their eyes on Wings. Will they make a move?
* JUST NOW: Breaking Banquet's channel just got taken down

It's uncanny just how much Wings' life keeps getting new "arcs". With similar lolcows like DSP or LTG it isn't that "eventful", they do their usual shit and that's it. With Wings every month has a new theme or topic at hand, old clips resurface and yet it's the most mundane and boring new events. You gotta give him credit, it's not easy to make terms like "lasagna" or "wudderpork" part of the lore. At times Wings' life feels like an experimental sitcom on early Adult Swim.

In any case, the current antagonists have been defeated for the time being, a neutral force is still out there; a new threat may be coming and our protagonist is looking into turning a new leaf. Get ready for "top of the world" Wings the next few days. I wonder how RealTawk will strike back, otherwise Richard won by doing absolutely nothing

 

[raiderjones]

Does wingo even change his own oil?

I remember him saying on one of his streams that he doesn't and he has to take it in to the shop to get it changed (of course mentioning it as a monthly expense when begging for donations). Pretty sure they don't make a jack tall enough for that fat fuck to get under a car.

 

[Matt Damon]

Get ready for "top of the world" Wings the next few days.

Followed quickly by "Low Donations Despair" Wings.

God bless this stupid fat man and his inability to recognize even the most obvious patterns.

 

[Impossible Brutality]

I was in the server and can 100% tell you I was in no way banned. All I got was an email from discord telling me that bad people were in the server lol.
It was rightfully banned for all the stuff going on in there (racism) but 80% of the talk was unrelated to wings. Just people bullshitting. Why Richard thinks he actually did something… is because he’s retarded

 

[Power Glove]

Previously, on WingsOfRedemption...
It's uncanny just how much Wings' life keeps getting new "arcs". With similar lolcows like DSP or LTG it isn't that "eventful", they do their usual shit and that's it. With Wings every month has a new theme or topic at hand, old clips resurface and yet it's the most mundane and boring new events. You gotta give him credit, it's not easy to make terms like "lasagna" or "wudderpork" part of the lore. At times Wings' life feels like an experimental sitcom on early Adult Swim.

Sometimes I wonder if Wings and Kelly deliberately provide content for these arcs. Look back at the recent months. Kelly can’t be ignorant by now that if she appears on stream and discussion blooms between her and Wings, they are feeding the highlight channels. Therefore, a lot of things that could and perhaps should have been discussed off-stream are talked about for all to see and hear.
Richard does not have the mental intelligence to come up with this, but she knows how to get good content out of him.

He even stated a few times recently that she’s “feeding into that troll mess” and she replies that it os part of being entertaining. He is still too retarted to realise this, as a good many things fly over his head at al alarming rate to begin with. The time span where almost all the channels were taken down, he barely made any money, even less then now, so those gears have to start turning eventually. Having that cuck strike those channels probably isn’t doing them any favours. Regardless, I am almost convinced at this point that Kelly to some degree is fabricating those arcs, and Richard being Richard, it’s like taking candy from a baby.

That, or I am giving her way too much credit. Also a possibility, of course.

As for what happens after discord, they are setting up a Telegram thing to share clips and Wings talk. Not sure how popular that is gonna be but we’ll see. I don’t know if RealTawk is next on the chopping block. I hope not.

 

[Aidan]

Kelly is the brains behind the scenes? Oh my lord!
I've considered this as well, she gets it much more than Richard. What's worse is I'm sure she's tried to break it down for him off camera but he clearly still doesn't get it. She wants him to make more money so it wouldn't surprise me if she tries to facilitate keeping him relevant and interesting.

When she was first in a stream it was clear she had thicker skin and could handle bantz, I was cautiously optimistic she'd help get Wings to try new things and better handle trolls but alas.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

You guys are putting too much thought into this, WIngo was striking down Discord servers and channels for years. Kelly can't be smart, if she was, she would never marry someone like Wings.

Richard is like a caricature of the nigger-rich/white trash worldview.

So basically, Ethan Ralph, who is too fat to go to Portugal?

 

[Impossible Brutality]

Remember, Kelly got scammed out of $250 trying to buy goats from someone named RICHARD. She isn’t bright.
Even Wings during that stream was pissed she fell for it. They are both stupid, just in different ways.

 

[Power Glove]

Remember, Kelly got scammed out of $250 trying to buy goats from someone named RICHARD. She isn’t bright.
Even Wings during that stream was pissed she fell for it. They are both stupid, just in different ways.

I forgot about those damn goats. That was a good stream.

Damn, Wingo really does have something happen to him way more then any other lolcow in his league.