WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[raiderjones]

Hard carried in ranked playmode?

Bottom of the leaderboard?

De-ranked?

Ignores teammate/viewer?

Deletes game?

Complains about donations after already receiving a substantial donation? (Only made $50 the first hour of streaming. Step it up retards.)

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Hard to imagine sometimes he has legitimate fans.

That's arenas too. He sucks too hard to even get carried in a mode that nobody plays.

And did he really just leave without even responding to the guy who was carrying him? What a fucking asshole. The people who donate to him should look at that shit plus him completely trivializing a $50 donation and realize how little he regard he has for anybody but himself.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

"Ima complain about snipers until the day I die" Adult man approaching 40.

- More complaining, super salty, seething like crazy.
- Call of Duty gets him upset. Again, adult human being getting towards 40.
- Cat has to leave the desk, this was obviously increase his chances of winning.
- Gets clapped over and over, regardless of said cat being gone
- Bans people.
- Starts making excuses and complains but gets lost in his thoughts halfway through the sentence because putting thoughts together is hard.
- Complains about how he hates streaming, proceeds to get clapped some more
- Deletes Call of Duty
- Deletes The Hunt, made no money, doesn't wanna play it anymore. It's a waste of money despite he got it gifted. 62 IQ.
- Fires up Siege
- Kelly stops by, Richard complains to her that videogames make him mad. #perfectmarriage
- Loses gunfights, complains
- Goes into chat to defend the car purchase
- Gets clapped in Siege
- Stops stream, removed video
- Starts streaming again because maybe he can get some pity donations
- Says he is a good Siege player because K/D doesn't matter and is no indication of skill.
- Teammates laugh at him, you can see the realisation on his face that he is just an internet clown
- Goes into chat again to complain how bad he has it in life
- More terrible Siege gameplay, blames ping
- Says he looks at the big picture too much
- Frustrated that he hasn't made much money, he wants 350 dollars for the day
- Sounds ungrateful as fuck, someone donated 50 dollars
- Went 0-6 and he is frustrated, because that is what happens when your manhood shrinks or grows by how well you do in Siege
- Gets destroyed over and over
- Deletes Siege
- Diablo 2 is the only game installed on his PS5
- Throws pity party
- Believes he doesn't deserve to play Siege
- Trying to get donations from his paypiggies
- Kelly has PTSD
- More pity
- Gets called fat and a pedo by someone in Apex. Perfect ending to the stream.

It's been a big day for Richard, he'll need a few naps after "working" for 8 hours. Imagine doing that, imagine having to work a normal shift for one day in your life. We don't know how good we have it.

It's too good to not archive it. I fucking love the part about K/D, since I can certainly remember him having this conversation with his teammate - "you're trash, dude! - Oh, yeah, how many kills do you have?"

EDIT: Lol, he said "I have to do streaming , because it's the best paying job in my area, even now", even though the last time he cried that streaming pays less than minimum wage.

EDIT 2: HOLY SHIT, "If you want me to play LoL it will cost 25k, because it would physically hurt me as a person to learn another RTS"! I repeat, JORDIE WOULD PHYSICALLY SUFFER FROM LEARNING TO PLAY ANOTHER RTS, let that sink in.

EDIT 3: It seems, that this hilarity didn't make it into the video.

Meanwhile Professional Predator posted this, according to him it was leaked on Reddit.

 

[Robust User]

Kelly just wants something else lined up before she kicks the fat man to the curb.

 

[Power Glove]

I guess if you make a career out of making excuses for yourself, with nothing but enablers in your life, you get to this point. If at any point in his life, our boy Richard had people near him that gave him a few reality checks, he might have turned out different.

 

[Getwhatyou]

he just admitted that he cheated he ate big mac with is 40 points LOL


the reason he does not understands why his aim sucks is the same reason why his aim sucks...he is just retarded legit on paper retarded

the fact is that humanoid like that should not even be alive only reason he is still alive is because of modern western civilization with is breeding retards like this,richard is deformed human outside and inside inbred and fed fast food his whole life ,his brain is sub human,his testasteron is non exsiting,he has no will power or drive things that man should have in order to survive so he is not a man

Why does his aim suck? How would he improve it?

 

[Keffals Raped Me]

I guess if you make a career out of making excuses for yourself, with nothing but enablers in your life, you get to this point. If at any point in his life, our boy Richard had people near him that gave him a few reality checks, he might have turned out different.

The thing is he did: Woody and Kyle frequently tried to ground him and get him to make positive changes. He made out like PKA screwed him over and they were 'bad friends' to cope, rather than face the music.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Wanted to skip this one, but holy shit.

- Kelly says "raise your hands if you think I can make Jordie Jordan do something."
- Kelly says that Richard takes a shit with doors open, "it's the weirdest thing."
- Kelly asks Jordie if he stole emotes from RealTalk, he doesn't deny.
- Says "don't time out shoutouts to GigaRichard", messages get deleted anyway.
- Kelly roasts 6702, "he is like that dude that reminds teacher at class "hey mr Jordan, you forgot to give us assignments today."
- Richard replies to this "I've never understood homework, homework was the lamest shit ever", yeah, we know from your grades.
- "I went to school for 8 hours and I have to take some work home? Fuck that!"
- At some point stops playing Hunt, since "Kelly is annoying, we're probably just better chatting."
- People tell him to make her come back instead, she doesn't.
- Confirms that they have three cars.
- Cries that they have to pay vet bills.
- "If you add all animals together, it will be like 5 grand to pay for them - Hush, honey, you make it sound like you care for them" damn, girl!
- "You said I am annoying? - No, I mean, you were talking and I tried to play and read the chat. - So I am annoying you, huh? Okay, I'll remember that."
- "Why won't you take her to waterpark? Why are you using it as a weapon against me? - I am not! - No, these people are doing it trying to weaponize it. - It's not something he is interesting in doing, so... Okay. " in clearly disappointed tone says Kelly.
- Can't recall denomination of Kelly's church, calls it "a weird one", causing her to scream "It is no-o-ot!"
- "We literally had our ring ceremony there. This is terrible! - I know." says Jordie with shit-eating grin.

Archive:

 

[SandyCat]

- Kelly says that Richard takes a shit with doors open, "it's the weirdest thing."

That reminds me of Kyle's story about how he took a piss with the door open while the bathroom was within view of a bunch of people

Wings genuinely lacks any form of social or self awareness

 

[leeweesquee]

That reminds me of Kyle's story about how he took a piss with the door open while the bathroom was within view of a bunch of people

Wings genuinely lacks any form of social or self awareness

"Why, what's the big deal. I was talking a piss, not like I was shittin!"

 

[Power Glove]

That reminds me of Kyle's story about how he took a piss with the door open while the bathroom was within view of a bunch of people

Wings genuinely lacks any form of social or self awareness

I really wonder how he was raised.

 

[Impossible Brutality]

I really wonder how he was raised.

Given everything with zero repercussions for his actions. That’s exactly how people turn out like this. Luckily he made himself an immobile land whale so he can’t do much damage in the real world.

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Another one.

- "Can I do mukbangs? Dude, I can't even eat that much"
- Says that Nickokado's mental health is probably worse than his.
- Cries that snipers in CoD should be able only to drop all your armor instead of killing you, even with a headshot.
- "You snipers have more skill than campers, sniping in itself is camping"
- "Why would I name myself after a pedophile?" it's a question from chat, but still funny that he read that.
- "Most big streamers don't even talk to chat, like ever!"
- Says he won't be playing Hunt since he only made 25 bucks.
- "I will never slide cancel, I have carpal tunnel syndrome, doing very complex movements will just fuck up my hands more"
- "THAT IS A GLITCH THAT PEOPLE ARE USING!"
- Says he can't get a surgery for carpal tunnel, because he won't be able to play for 2-3 weeks.
- Cries that CoD legitimately makes him upset.
- "Call of Duty is just a shitty FPS with guns that has no recoil and it just favors the person... It's basically a game of hide and seek honestly!", keeps playing anyway.
- Someone screams "Wings! WIngs! WIngs!" in voice chat and Jordie laughs that he said just that, because if he screamed n-word or called him a pedo, he would be satisfied, right.
- Deletes Warzone again.

Archive:

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I really wonder how he was raised.

I'm somehow sure heavy inbreeding and a double wide trailer were involved.

 

[Power Glove]

I'm somehow sure heavy inbreeding and a double wide trailer were involved.

It has been stated by him that his parents were related, which explains a lot.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

It has been stated by him that his parents were related, which explains a lot.

Color me surprised.

 

[Impossible Brutality]

It has been stated by him that his parents were related, which explains a lot.

His retarded ass thinks that since they both had the last name Jordan, they were automatically cousins. I’m not joking, that’s the reason he says that.

 

[Power Glove]

His retarded ass thinks that since they both had the last name Jordan, they were automatically cousins. I’m not joking, that’s the reason he says that.

Be that as it may, I wouldn't put bet any money on them not being closely related. If you hear the stories about his mother, she doesn't exactly come off as someone who has really made it in life.

Gigarichard re-upload. The first part is just salty Apex stuff, boring as always. It's the second half of the video that amazes me. Richard spitting out them 62 IQ takes on videogames, and struggling to string words together in a sentence, and actually believes this is entertaining and hilarious.

 

[raiderjones]

Be that as it may, I wouldn't put bet any money on them not being closely related. If you hear the stories about his mother, she doesn't exactly come off as someone who has really made it in life.

Gigarichard re-upload. The first part is just salty Apex stuff, boring as always. It's the second half of the video that amazes me. Richard spitting out them 62 IQ takes on videogames, and struggling to string words together in a sentence, and actually believes this is entertaining and hilarious.

I love that he sits there and starts shitting on people for playing video game simulators of things they could do in real life. Wings has already said he would kill himself if he couldn't play video games for a living. But he'll shit on people who already have a real job for not going out and doing landscaping as a second job just because they play something like Farming Sim.

Also funny to see right after that retarded take he goes on to shit on Super Mega Baseball because "garbage like this couldn't sell 500 copies on the Wii." Unfortunately for Wings, Super Mega Baseball did well enough for the company to get bought out by EA.

Prayers going out to the people who sat through Wings of Game Reviews just to get clips. Those takes were so stupid I got dizzy just from listening to the abridged version.

 

[leeweesquee]

He cannot SHUT THA FUCK UP!!!!.