WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 773 27.4%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,538 54.5%

  • Total voters
    2,823
Wings is just trying to gain support with subtle jabs at this to get pka trolls on his side for troll on troll violence. The difference is wings is a lolcow and the pka guys know how to not be a lolcow and give him genuine advice on how to make money leaning into being a lolcow.
If Kyle streamed for a living and showcased his life, he'd 100% be worthy of a lolcow. Although he's an attractive dope so he'd never truly get laughed at. Woody's not much better, but he's way too boring to be a lolcow. I'd never take advice from any of them.
 
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If Kyle streamed for a living and showcased his life, he'd 100% be worthy of a lolcow. Although he's an attractive dope so he'd never truly get laughed at. Woody's not much better, but he's way too boring to be a lolcow. I'd never take advice from any of them.
To be fair, pretty much anyone who bothers to record a significant chunk of their life and throw it online is going to be a likely lolcow. Sane people don't do that.
 
Using the time to post mindless garbage on Twitter
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Perfect. I've always wanted to see Wings rub gunts with Ralph, so this would be a dream come true. Imagine 'em hollering at CoD together. Comedy gold waiting to be made, I'm telling you!
It’d be great if it happened.
Can this happen to DSP now?
In a nuclear war DSP would become a ghoul, and somehow still manage to stream.
Speaking of which, Skyrim turns 11 this November. Next year, Skyrim will be 12, old enough to be "fucking on the regular" as Wings likes to say. No wonder he thinks anything older than Skyrim is ancient history.
Oh fuck I’m getting old. It feels like yesterday that game came out.
 
I'm genuinely curious. how does it feel to make a career out of bullying a mentally disabled fat man?

Edit: I ain't angry or judging you from a moral high ground I'm literally just curious. like most youtubers try and become as popular as possible too gain an audience which they can sell their shitty products too. what's your end goal? him killing himself? him losing weight? making money off your channel? respect in certain online community's? your own personal amusement?

I don't believe wings is actually a podophile that just seems to be a thing the trolls wanna make people believe to make him upset. the hosts on the PKA podcast to this day defend him and i completely believe they'd throw him under the bus if they thought he was a pedo. not that wings can have sex anyway with all that gunt in the way/no testosterone. what he said about woody's kid was the worse thing he's ever done in my eyes and actually makes me angry at him. he didn't misuse the surgery money he got the surgery, sure he gained the weight back but that was never part of the deal and he only gained it again because he's too stupid to change his ways on his own and didn't have someone to yell at him to do exercise.
my opinion is the objectively correct opinion and i will not listen to anyone else.
Quit streaming and get a job.
 
Jesus Christ, this is the first time in my life when I regret having a good night sleep.

In other news, Kelly can be the next platform to ban Jordie.
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Even if it's doctored, when Kelly comes back, Wings will start guilt tripping her for having a good time while he is "seeing his life crumbling", I have 0 doubts about that.
 
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