WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

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  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%

  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,537 54.5%
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
The fact these people are treating Twitch like it's their career is endlessly funny to me.
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Because to some who managed to find an audience that is dumb enough to throw money at them, it is their career. If DSP ever tried to get a job he would land some minimum wage bullshit job and even then I doubt he could keep it.

Wings to his credit did try outside sources of income like Doordash and shit, but he kind of lit his own fuse of stupidity that allowed his trolls to put the kibosh and that endeavor. People yell at him to get a job, the dude did, and they still fucked with him. Such is the life of an infamous streaming cow sadly.
 
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Trugrade said:
The sickening part of this is when he tries to start mending the fences he burned down over his timespan. He’s gonna adopt this fake ass humble persona that just wants to repair his friendships and be a wonderful, happy guy. Just knowing he’s putting on the fucking act of his life.
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His ability to never learn anything from his constant misfortunes is probably the most unlikable thing about him.
 
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god damn, it sounds like i chose a good time to actually begin reading the media on this site, because i am getting the sense that Mr. WingsOfRichie is having some entertaining adventures.
 
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NGL: Wings is just a low IQ redneck, who mostly stopped being entertaining the day he went on SSRI’S and stopped losing his shit.

There is little particularly interesting or LOLs worthy about him.

The real autists are his trolls though, and I suspect there’s a lot of lulz to milk there.

(Just imagine the screeching, panic and incompetent DFE, if one of them got doxed, lmao!)

They spent the better part of a decade watching and “trying to pwn” a wholly bland, mostly dry cow who for all intents and purposes has pwned himself many times over.

You can’t tell me there isn’t some big league autism and milk there!
 
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Jones McCann said:
The Wings orbiters are some of the most sad and pathetic people out there. Richard is an extremely handsome alphamale millionaire compared to these people. Who would spend so much time a-logging and performing gayops against a fat streamer? There are hundreds of cows more "worthy" of that kind of treatment. Now if Wings is over they'll target another retard streamer who doesn't go outside. You shouldn't target anyone with gayops, but I have to wonder why is it terminally online video game streamers that these people focus on? The worst part is that DSP is, somehow, even more boring than Wings.
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My theory: People go with what they know. Fat, terminally online vidya fags will naturally be interested in other fat, terminally online vidya fags, especially if they can convince themselves they're a notch above. Like how a dog gets excited when it smells another dog, then moreso when it figures its less dominant.

As boring as Wings is, he is unusually reactive. Poke him, and he reliably hollers and whimpers . Thus, he's managed to keep the attention of an audience that treats him as a sort of living chew toy.
 
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Fapcop said:
There is little particularly interesting or LOLs worthy about him.
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It's not big, bombastic, Ethan Ralph-style events that make Richard lol-worthy. It's his stubborn refusal to take responsibility for even the most trivial and obviously self-induced problems in his life.

It's fascinating to watch a man with the mental maturity and lifestyle of a ten-year-old boy well into his 30s. There's morbid curiosity to finding out what 62 IQ excuse Richard will give for the latest misfortune to befall him.
 
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Going to have dial up the pity party technique to lvl 10 on this one, piiiiimp. Low effort shit like that ain't going to get you your platforms back.
 
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All you had to do, Wings, was follow the punishment through. You don't like, many others don't like it, but you had to go through. It's like being punished unjustly in prison. What are gonna do- fight the guards? Best case you get thrown in something like damp dark solitary for days, worst case- get your belly full of 20ga buckshot pellets.
 
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Fastest Hand In The East said:
All you had to do, Wings, was follow the punishment through. You don't like, many others don't like it, but you had to go through. It's like being punished unjustly in prison. What are gonna do- fight the guards? Best case you get thrown in something like damp dark solitary for days, worst case- get your belly full of 20ga buckshot pellets.
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I'm bannin' anyone tryin' to give me advice.
 
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MonsterMash said:
He is on Facebook live, and going hard on the pity.

"Yeah I got the surgery I fucking failed at it"

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Wings acknowledging he failed the surgery shows he has at least some sliver of self awareness hidden under all those fat rolls. Usually he would be in denial over such a thing and go back to cope eating

Instead he acknowledges his failure and goes back to cope eating anyway. What a character development.
 
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Fastest Hand In The East said:
All you had to do, Wings, was follow the punishment through. You don't like, many others don't like it, but you had to go through. It's like being punished unjustly in prison. What are gonna do- fight the guards? Best case you get thrown in something like damp dark solitary for days, worst case- get your belly full of 20ga buckshot pellets.
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As far as I can tell he did follow the punishment. His trolls just went nuclear on him this time and Twitch has some dumbasses who make the most ignorant decisions.
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He is on Facebook live, and going hard on the pity.

"Yeah I got the surgery I fucking failed at it"

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One thing you have to give him credit for at least, is he is more honest than DSP. He will take responsibility (to some degree) for all the bad shit and fuck ups in his life. Phil will never, EVER, take responsibility for anything.
 
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