WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.4%

  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%

  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,537 54.5%
  • Total voters
    2,821
Rich's marriage is over. Even if it wasn't full cheating this time, it's already like... what, two times? That she has done this same shit. It's obvious the wife is not happy with him and wants attention and a good fuck. Things Wings can't provide cuz he's so fucking sad all day and his fatness has turned him into a lesbian. All of this is too sad tbh, what can we do to bring pre-lexapro Wings back?
 
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ñññ said:
Rich's marriage is over. Even if it wasn't full cheating this time, it's already like... what, two times? That she has done this same shit. It's obvious the wife is not happy with him and wants attention and a good fuck. Things Wings can't provide cuz he's so fucking sad all day and his fatness has turned him into a lesbian. All of this is too sad tbh, what can we do to bring pre-lexapro Wings back?
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Nothing, Jordie is too lazy to change.
 
I don't think there will ever be a divorce saga, open relationship sure, wings will ignore the cuck comments and tell his mods to ban it. But I think wings would guilt Kelly into not divorcing and saying "if you divorce me the trolls win" and she's even said in stream "I don't worry you ever hurt me you would hurt yourself first" so he would pull the suicide baiting to keep her to stay.

He has 0 love for his wife, doesn't care and it's like a child to him. He most likely sat her down and said "don't talk about us to anyone keep to just yourself or trolls will keep fuckin with me" like a father talking to his daughter.

Waiting for wings to deny that him and Kelly never had sex and say "she gets weird when ppl talk about sex with her so she said no penetration cause she was bothered didn't know what she's saying" much like the "I have a big dick ask my wife. Okay the reason she denied my dick is big is because she doesn't like to talk about sex"
 
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MonsterMash said:
I don't think there will ever be a divorce saga, open relationship sure, wings will ignore the cuck comments and tell his mods to ban it. But I think wings would guilt Kelly into not divorcing and saying "if you divorce me the trolls win" and she's even said in stream "I don't worry you ever hurt me you would hurt yourself first" so he would pull the suicide baiting to keep her to stay.

He has 0 love for his wife, doesn't care and it's like a child to him. He most likely sat her down and said "don't talk about us to anyone keep to just yourself or trolls will keep fuckin with me" like a father talking to his daughter.

Waiting for wings to deny that him and Kelly never had sex and say "she gets weird when ppl talk about sex with her so she said no penetration cause she was bothered didn't know what she's saying" much like the "I have a big dick ask my wife. Okay the reason she denied my dick is big is because she doesn't like to talk about sex"
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She's too conservative to ever do an open relationship.
But on a serious note, why are people trying to lay with that beast, other than fucking with Richard?
I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
 
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Jordinald Jordan said:
"Yew see dis ri'h here? Dis a muhfuggin' weddin' rang. Dat means I can step up to da plate any time I waun. Y'all incel muhfukkas is jealous cuz muh waife uhdoors me."

What a pathetic fucking loser.
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A sports metaphor is perfect in this situation because just like sports Wings can only watch others participate.

This is especially cringe because of who Kelly stepped out with, some random fat neckbeard with a rotting tooth streaming from a storage closet.
 
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So once I can understand being a cuck.

If you physicaly can't have sex with you wife because you're too fat then having someone else do it for you is the next best thing.
 
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Poops with the door open and won't even attempt husbandly duties. Apparently you CAN catch flies with vinegar.
 
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New medication just dropped, pimps.
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Anyone else think its interesting after the drama with wings being too fat to fuck and Kelly looking for others to talk to. Suddenly he is going on a new weight loss medicine? Didn't Kelly even said wings never goes to the doctors, and the doctor said he had a clean bill of health 3 months ago or so. Yet suddenly doctor says oh you are too fat here use this.

If its real I doubt it's going to last and much like dsp when something "breaks" it won't come back up again. This is most likely a way to say I need more tips my meds are $100 a month so I need an extra $100 to live.
 
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MonsterMash said:
and the doctor said he had a clean bill of health 3 months ago or so.
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Wings or Kelly is probably lying about this or their idea of a "clean bill of health" is not that of a normal person.

His blood pressure is probably through the roof and he's likely pre-diabetic or at least very close to it. Carrying around over 400 pounds of weight on his body at all times is putting his heart through constant hell as well. Combine that with other likely issues like high cholesterol, he's a walking heart attack waiting to happen.

It may not happen for some time, maybe not for many years to come. But eventually something is going to give and he's going to be facing life altering disease or even death.
 
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I think the only way wings will ever lose the weight is if some kind of pill gets invented that makes you unable to taste food
 
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