WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.5%

  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%

  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,526 54.3%
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Artaius said:
Why do they want to fuck Kelly so badly? What is this cuckold fantasy? :story:
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Because they're all wings on some level and want what he has.

I guess this gayop was already debunked on the lolcow show. I don't care enough to sort through it and post the segment. So goodjob trolls. You created content for 2 days.
 
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idk wings wife is super fat and gross so I doubt she has a lot of suitors.
The conversations she had with wings mods and other men were wildly inappropriate for a married woman though.
I reckon she probably would cheat if given the opportunity but the only people that would are obsessed with either trolling or supporting wings.
It’s an odd vector of attack for his retarded trolls regardless
 
It took half the entire month to move this thread up one page shy of 500 and the only development made was a snot ball being passed off as obese snatch discharge? I don't blame anyone for not wanting to sift through lolcow live either because it's all Boogie2988 nonsense and Richard probably hasn't said anything retarded enough to warrant posting.

We are milking atoms at this rate.
 
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Artaius said:
It took half the entire month to move this thread up one page shy of 500 and the only development made was a snot ball being passed off as obese snatch discharge? I don't blame anyone for not wanting to sift through lolcow live either because it's all Boogie2988 nonsense and Richard probably hasn't said anything retarded enough to warrant posting.

We are milking atoms at this rate.
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This is what happens when a lolcow learns a lesson. No more sperging out and smashing controllers. No more sex jokes with teenage girls. No more crying on stream. Even the troll channels are basically dead.
 
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Punished Brent said:
This is what happens when a lolcow learns a lesson. No more sperging out and smashing controllers. No more sex jokes with teenage girls. No more crying on stream. Even the troll channels are basically dead.
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I’d say it still happens. Just much less frequently. (See “highschool bombshells” etc.) Wings the lolcow is still there. He’s just been zombified so hard by his drugs the time spread between events is much greater. He still cries on stream for money, just more mellowed out.

I think it’s just because he’s being overshadowed by much more entertaining lolcows at the moment that makes him so unappealing.

At this point, Wings is on a slow burn. Kinda like DSP. The small lolcow moments are still there, you just really gotta dig for them. Like how he ditched Kelly and her 5K run so he could just get dropped from another R6 team. He has his moments, and I’m sure there are some more lolcow moments to come. Because that’s the true nature of a lolcow.

They never learn from their mistakes.
 
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I think it’s like drawing blood from a stone at this point. The good ol’ days are over and we all just kinda stick around for, as you said, the occasional outburst. Not really worth anyone’s effort to dig into though. Whatever, though. WingsofRedemption stuff brought a lot nice laughs over the years. If he’s going to recede into mediocrity, good for him.

The trolls in this community turned out to be the bigger cows, people making funny content like Liquid Richard seemed to have disappeared, and Wings himself isn’t doing anything actually funny or worth critique. He’s still fat, so is his wife, surgery money is long gone… Wendy’s chili. Yup. Kinda lame.
 
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Punished Brent said:
This is what happens when a lolcow learns a lesson. No more sperging out and smashing controllers. No more sex jokes with teenage girls. No more crying on stream. Even the troll channels are basically dead.
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Has he learned a lesson though, or has he just settled into complacency?
I've noticed a lot of cows (and really people in general nowadays, but that's a separate issue) have simply given in and adopted a comfortable downward routine, and Wings seems like one of them.

He knows that he has what he has and doesn't care to shoot for anything better (including un-fatness), so there's no point in getting amped up. Just show up and exist, eat some chili, take a nap, repeat until cardiac arrest.

It's a little sad. Real talk.
 
I think the dumbest thing the trolls could ever do was not monetize off Wings when they really had the chance because they have an absurd rule about grifting. Milking a cow from 2016 to 2024 with nothing to return in interest just seems retarded.

This all could have been at least justifiable if they just shilled. If there wasn't an emotional attachment. Doing quick math, if they made $1,000 every month for seven years that could have been thousands pocketed. And I'm assuming most of the trolls are zoomers too so that could have been life changing money to sit on. That could have literally gone to anything.
 
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Warm Lasagna said:
I’d say it still happens. Just much less frequently. (See “highschool bombshells” etc.) Wings the lolcow is still there. He’s just been zombified so hard by his drugs the time spread between events is much greater. He still cries on stream for money, just more mellowed out.

I think it’s just because he’s being overshadowed by much more entertaining lolcows at the moment that makes him so unappealing.

At this point, Wings is on a slow burn. Kinda like DSP. The small lolcow moments are still there, you just really gotta dig for them. Like how he ditched Kelly and her 5K run so he could just get dropped from another R6 team. He has his moments, and I’m sure there are some more lolcow moments to come. Because that’s the true nature of a lolcow.

They never learn from their mistakes.
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This month alone, wings has:

- Skipped his wife's 5k run to play video games.

- Lost a 1v1 in rainbow against someone he constantly talks down to.

- Kicked off another rainbow team.

- Was verbally shat on by some teenager that was fed up with carrying him.

- Threw a hissy fit and tried to sabotage a rainbow team he was playing with offline. Went 0-7 and they still won with him griefing the entire time.

- Still holds his streams hostage and begs for donations.

- Failed whatever number diet he was on last.

Like you and others have said, wings is the exact same sorry piece of shit. It's just he's too boring to document. Really, who gives a shit he's repeat the same tired shit for the thousandth time? Just discord losers who want nudes from a 400 pound woman to spite the fatman.

Most people can't be bothered to care about wings anymore when real lolcows have been stepping up their game, lately.
 
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Looney Troons said:
I think it’s like drawing blood from a stone at this point. The good ol’ days are over and we all just kinda stick around for, as you said, the occasional outburst. Not really worth anyone’s effort to dig into though. Whatever, though. WingsofRedemption stuff brought a lot nice laughs over the years. If he’s going to recede into mediocrity, good for him.

The trolls in this community turned out to be the bigger cows, people making funny content like Liquid Richard seemed to have disappeared, and Wings himself isn’t doing anything actually funny or worth critique. He’s still fat, so is his wife, surgery money is long gone… Wendy’s chili. Yup. Kinda lame.
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If anything, the more vicious trolls have driven off anyone who would be another Liquid Richard because of how they behave amongst eachother.
 
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Punished Brent said:
This is what happens when a lolcow learns a lesson. No more sperging out and smashing controllers. No more sex jokes with teenage girls. No more crying on stream. Even the troll channels are basically dead.
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he didnt learn a lesson hes zombified on SSRIs which is also probably why hes so goddamned boring
 
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The Twitter post got deleted but Kelly posted this big congrats to her
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Kelly is not divorcing Wings because she LOVES the internet attention that she only gets because she married some fat retard who is a joke on the internet. That's how desperate she is for attention and why she's never divorcing Wings, this is as popular as she'll ever be, so losing weight will only motivate her more because that means even more positive attention from online strangers.

Only way a divorce may be in the horizon, and that's a big if, is if she changes her attitude and starts antagonizing Wings more to the point she becomes more disliked than Wings. We know Wings loves being a victim and he has some legit fans from Lolcow Live, so that's the only way I can ever see Kelly contemplating leaving Wings. The most likely scenario here is that Kelly will go back and forth on her weight loss because Wings is a mean piece of shit who sucks out the joy out of everyone and doesn't want anyone to ever to well ever. This will go on until Wings dies of a heart attack after going 0-10 on Rainbow at age 45.
 
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I mean, she could try not making that face and see how that works out for her.
 
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