WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.4%

  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%

  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,537 54.5%
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Shuma-Gorath said:
So I just got recommended that clip of Kelly throwing food on Wings' head and I have to say that's the fakest, and therefore gayest, thing I've seen on the internet. Like who even watches that shit and thinks "damn bro shit got real! Divorce incoming!?"

You can almost feel Keem's frustration at every attempt of going viral and failing because people aren't as retarded as their audience. I blame Keemstar and Chris-chan fucking Barb for normalfaggots discovering lolcows and thinking they have to be serial baby rapists in order to be lolcows since now everyone expects some insane performance every time. This whole thing could have been nice if it was Keem trying to run a serious podcast with the fat retards, but no, instead we have this lame WWE-esque theater.

Good job Keemstar, you fucking idiot.
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Good lord this is accurate. every since they've started the queen show and added pedobehindthecamera it's been disgustingly fake and brain rotted content. it was always bad but i did enjoy the ones where wings was in the hot seat particularly the priscilla stuff where she really exposed him to this crowd that somehow likes the pdf. Now it's a dono goal for "punishments" its just fucking retarded fake and gay
 
Wings and Boogie refuse to die, but everyone around them are dropping.
Wings breaks down at the thought of Kelly dying after his ex dies.
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WingsOfLardation said:
Wings breaks down at the thought of Kelly dying after his ex dies.
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I find it really annoying when he cries like this because he literally has everything out in front of him to pursue a better life.

He's married. He should be trying to start a family.
He has a decent trailer home. He should get a job.
His streams are the source of his issues. He should quit.
He's fat. He should probably exercise and go on a real diet.
He's being used by Fat Retard Podcast. He should tell Keem to kill himself and stop taking his calls.

All of these problems have simple solutions and he knows it but still chooses to be lazy.
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He's also writing a book called "6 years in the lions den" to chronicle his struggle with bullying.
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Would make for good content if it ever happens. An autobiography written by Jordie would be pages full of truth bending narratives and contradictions galore.

Maybe someone could do an episodic long read and put it in a public playlist for us to enjoy someday.
 
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Artaius said:
He's married. He should be trying to start a family.
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Kelly and Wings are:
  • Way too old
  • Way too lethargic
  • Broke
  • Unlikely to survive to the child's adulthood
  • Callous and self-absorbed
  • Followed by a community of weens who would absolutely A-log a literal child

To hope for Wings to have children is to wish for yet another (autistic) suicidal drug addict on public benefits. With Wings/Kelly genetics, there's basically no chance of a rose-growing-through-concrete story to happen here.
 
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Artaius said:
I find it really annoying when he cries like this because he literally has everything out in front of him to pursue a better life.

He's married. He should be trying to start a family.
He has a decent trailer home. He should get a job.
His streams are the source of his issues. He should quit.
He's fat. He should probably exercise and go on a real diet.
He's being used by Fat Retard Podcast. He should tell Keem to kill himself and stop taking his calls.

All of these problems have simple solutions and he knows it but still chooses to be lazy.

Would make for good content if it ever happens. An autobiography written by Jordie would be pages full of truth bending narratives and contradictions galore.

Maybe someone could do an episodic long read and put it in a public playlist for us to enjoy somedayQ
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Artaius said:
I find it really annoying when he cries like this because he literally has everything out in front of him to pursue a better life.

He's married. He should be trying to start a family.
He has a decent trailer home. He should get a job.
His streams are the source of his issues. He should quit.
He's fat. He should probably exercise and go on a real diet.
He's being used by Fat Retard Podcast. He should tell Keem to kill himself and stop taking his calls.

All of these problems have simple solutions and he knows it but still chooses to be lazy.

Would make for good content if it ever happens. An autobiography written by Jordie would be pages full of truth bending narratives and contradictions galore.

Maybe someone could do an episodic long read and put it in a public playlist for us to enjoy someday.
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Wings crying reminds me of when Jimmy Kimmel just after a mass sh00ting. He puts on the waterworks.
 
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https://youtu.be/BsHeXgS40Z8?t=5910
The only funny parts of the shit show now are when they are unscripted and bring in audience members. This girl triggered Wings to the max. Wings finally comes to the realization in these few minutes that this podcast has destroyed any reputation he was trying to build and the façade of him being "A manly truck redneck with 0 bitch in his blood" has faded away and most of the women in the lolcow community thinks he's a downlow faggot which this girl makes a very compelling case for and you can see his face start to get red with anger and he becomes extremely defensive. After this girl calls him out for sending boogie a picture of his dick and talking about pretty cocks all the time in the voice chat he quips back with "Every man is at least 10% gay" No wings, you're fucking gay. Just come out and admit it already. Dude wishes he was with a shemale instead of Kelly. Just listen to the old PKA streams of him talking about Bailey Jay he was being 100% honest in those clips. He's a porn addicted closet homo. Also this entire "court case" roleplay shit is so fucking stupid and cringe. Keemstar is fucking retarded and has no idea how to run an entertaining show. He just wants to make up a bunch of fake shit in some lame attempt to go viral. Dude is living in the past.
 
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That was one of the best call ins. Most of em are just cringe and make me question my entire life even knowing about this show.

Wing's has tried this entire show to build this facade of tough guy, genius, straight married man. It's hilarious to see it crash and burn like that.

His comments about the one trans streamer and how perfect its nails were is the biggest evidence of homosexuality outside of outright showing ur dick to boogie.
 
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Timmy2kx said:
Oh lord the crocodile tears. He cannot stand Kelly and never has. All that fake crying bullshit is for pity donations. This fat motherfucker is nothing but a grifter and always will be. Fuck him.
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yep. if he cared about her he wouldnt have to be beaten into submission to do things with her. fat slob will spend money on himself all day but when she wants to do something he starts talking about tire wear. hes a real cock sucker
 
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So now that it's 2025. Anyone wanna do a little review of 2024?

How was last year for Richard? If we had to take one interesting thing out of the entire twelve months and 365 days of nothing burgers and fake gay LCL stuff what would be the highlight of 2024 and what do you all expect 2025 to look like for the blubbery manchild?
 
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So now that it's 2025. Anyone wanna do a little review of 2024?

How was last year for Richard? If we had to take one interesting thing out of the entire twelve months and 365 days of nothing burgers and fake gay LCL stuff what would be the highlight of 2024 and what do you all expect 2025 to look like for the blubbery manchild?
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wings never changes. 2025 will be the same shit and it will continue until his health completely collapses. hes been talking a lot about "retirement" lately and its been sort of entertaining, that this fat scumbag thinks hes going to make it to his 70s after being 400 pounds for decades. its not like hes actively trying to get healthier as he already rang in the new year by eating a fast food chicken sandwich / soda. wings is truly the slowest burn lolcow of them all because nothing ever really happens but you know that one day it will all come crashing down.
 
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He’s now self diagnosed himself with autism. He’s obsessed with clean hands and clean feet.
 
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