WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 768 27.7%
  • A year

    Votes: 509 18.3%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,498 54.0%

  • Total voters
    2,775
Oh shit, Wings finally got to do what he always wanted to by shoving his whiny cow of a wife over.

There have been loads of times where he's been deliberately cruel to her and certainly would have beaten her or chucked a controller at her head if he could've gotten away with it, you could see it simmering, but now LCL gave him an excuse to act it out. Maybe this will open the door for a genuine wingsofabuse saga.

Thankfully the obese aren't people so it doesn't matter what happens to them.
 
Looks like one of those tables wrestling uses that softens the blow. Plus Keem is involved so high odds of fake and gay.
The outrage and drama are completely fake, I've seen sympathy and care for another's well-being presented better on the IP2 RV streams.

But the push however, I am almost 100% sure it was Wings just losing himself in the moment, he probably got told to make it look convincing, maybe push her a bit, and being a fat fuck who barely moves he forgot his own strength, him looking like a lost dog at the end feels like a good give away.
 
Overall, I don't think this instance of lcl was manufactured because of two things.

1) Wings hates being the butt of the joke. Hence why he's been happy to have boogie on the show who happily absorbs most embarrassment. Why would he agree to bounce his wife off the table for clout? He's already proven he can't handle simple bullying. Being known as a fake spouse abuser is the last thing he'd want.

2) The giant cut he put on keems neck. No shot any of these freaks are willing to sink down to physical violence for views. Fake drama and scripts? Sure. Actual blood being drawn? Nah. If this was IP2, I can see these degenerates using violence as a pipeline for views. But as much of a piece of shit the lcl live gang is, I just don't see scripted violence. They can barely manage their usual scrippted nonsense. How the fuck would they manage for Wings to safely dribble Kelly on the table?
 
Rate me mad, but it's a shame he didn't get knocked the fuck out. If this incident was real, and 100% unstaged, Jordie is very, VERY fortunate it didn't escalate further than he had taken it. Seriously, if any other person, in any other situation, in any other environment, pulled this shit? The ass-beating of a lifetime would have followed. Wings is overdue for a reality check. You can't hit your boss, you can't shove your wife. You can walk away, which is what you should have done in the first fucking place.
 
Anyone who thinks Kelly is an actress who is talented enough to fake her reaction of being completely distraught after that shove is deluding themselves.

This was absolutely, 100% a bit that Wings tard raged out on and took way, way too far. He wasn't supposed to push Kelly like that in whatever script existed. That kind of shit can hurt people that are trained for it and Kelly went down like a sack of potatoes.

Jesus. He didn't even try to help her up man. He got in her face and yelled at her instead.
 
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heres another angle of the kelly shove where you can hear the impact better. i think the extent of the fake and gayness of this, at most, is them telling him to try and get to keem and he went too far. theres no way he would table his wife on purpose as part of a bit and reopen the alog troll wound. he fucked up bad with this one

 
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I don't know if this is a bit. OR a bit that went too far., Kelly hit that table hard and she didn't brace the fall. Given how her head bounced and given her medical history as a cancer survivor.

Kelly didn't deserve that and Jordie either fucked up that bit bad, or this was a joke that went too far and we just witnessed spousal abuse.
 
I'm leaning towards the whole Wings pushing his wife thing being kayfabe because you don't do that to a woman in front of a bunch of dudes without someone wanting to kick your ass.
All the fat fucks around them probably have testosterone levels comparable to a gnat, so I doubt they're gonna get in front of the Chili Pimp.
 
I'm leaning towards the whole Wings pushing his wife thing being kayfabe because you don't do that to a woman in front of a bunch of dudes without someone wanting to kick your ass.
Really? all the dudes around that situation are 300+ boogie didn't even move a muscle. In a crowd with ACTUAL men you would be 100% right but in that situation you have morbidly obese people and terminally online soy boys. If a real man was in that situation they would of pushed wings off of kelly and had them separate. The fact he was able to sit there and scream in her face "STOP MAKING FUN OF ME" after pushing her to the point she fell on a table and nobody stepped in was fucking pathetic. I'm not sure who the skinny girl was yelling at wings but her reaction seemed very genuine and completely justified.
 
Looks like one of those tables wrestling uses that softens the blow. Plus Keem is involved so high odds of fake and gay.
The tables used in pro wrestling are designed to break when hit in order to slow the person taking the bump down before hitting the ground. They're made to be thin and flimsy on purpose in order to accomplish this. In general, companies that aren't the WWF/E that use these types of tables have the opposite problem where they're more likely to break prematurely due to a stiff breeze.
Japanese pro wrestling tables are notoriously tough as they just use legit tables, however despite the average size of the people in the video this is in fact NOT a clip from a Sumo competition.
 
Fake: The entire scenario

Not gay: Kelly getting in the way and Wings taking it as far as he did.

Wingo is a mong, and while I think the idea of the fight was staged, him pushing Kelly wasn't. Even he knows how bad of a look it is, and it looks like he thought it was someone else. Right after he sees who it was, his face changes.
 

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