WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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who would hire him? he has no skills, no job history for the past 10+ years, he's morbidly obese, a simple google search of his name will bring up thousands of examples of why he's a POS and why they shouldn't hire him, and even if he defied the odds and somehow convinced someone to hire him thousands of people would track him down and immediately harass his job until he was canned.

this fat retard will either be on youtube or welfare the rest of his life.

I just want to be clear that both of us know that "get a real job" is the bit that the trolls always tell him and complaining that he can't get a real job or that he'd rather die than go back to the factory is Jordie's line. We both know that, right?

The truth, though? He could get a real job doing something unglamorous and he might even get fired once or twice due to harassment from trolls. He could find a job and he could find another one after getting fired, but it would be less money for more work and he just doesn't want to. There are plenty of terrible jobs that even a fat idiot can do.

 

[harmacist]

Snort Hogan has posted the full part of Keem and the other hosts reacting to the clip of Wings slapping Kelly's arm in the car. They're throwing Wings under the bus further and have the domestic violence hotline number in the corner. He's definitely not coming back.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pjwkJJ3aRqA

we laugh and joke here but honestly these clips have been unacceptable. i know some people out there (retards) say that this isnt a big deal but its indicative of a general attitude that he has towards his wife and probably women in general. he was comfortable enough to put his hands on his wife in a enclosed space in front of a stranger without hesitation so obviously he thinks nothing of it. as a man i couldnt imagine behaving this way, and then we can add to this the fact that he tabled her, didnt give a fuck about it afterwards (his first response after he did this was to yell at her then argue with boogie) and then very obviously wanted to hit that other girl when she started yelling at him about what he did. hell if you watch the clip you can see him begin to posture towards her before he caught himself. in terms of 100% proof this is the worst thing that wings has ever done and he has absolutely 0 plausible deniability with any of this. his actions these last few days have been legitimately disgusting.

wings getting fired is a 50/50 in my mind. obviously he should be but this is keemstar we are talking about here. the only way he would actually act like a human being is if it financially benefits him. now this is going to generate a lot of views, attention, money etc for him but at the same time this is REALLY bad optics for not only LCL but his entire """"""""""""""brand"""""""""""""". keem being serious about this (at least on camera) and putting the domestic abuse hotline in the corner does add legitimacy to the fact that wings is done because it shows that keem isnt downplaying the severity of these events. being that keem has admitted that this has been domestic abuse, again by putting the hotline number there, bringing him back would mean that hes at least tolerant of domestic abuse in some way. of course he could temporarily fire him, have wings complete some class or whatever bullshit, then bring him back and say WELL HES GOTTEN HELP HES A CHANGED MAN. ultimately only time will tell. its almost hard to believe that wings has imploded like this but at the end of the day wings never changes.

 

[Shuhalo]

This is probably some of the biggest drama the show has had yet, and Keem is an absolute clout goblin. There is no way that Wings is gone forever.

The only reason he *might* not do a song and dance about making Wings repent is because a Domestic abuse arc is bad for sponsorships.

 

[Blanche Devereaux]

Retard’s going to blame her

Oh you know he absolutely will blame her for getting fired, he already blamed her for getting "in his way" or whatever.

It's infuriating seeing people defend him over this in YouTube comments, ("hurr she shouldn't have gotten in his way!") when there were two other people trying to actively prevent this man with a gun case from running up to Keem in a blind rage. She had to try to stop her unhinged spouse from making a horrible fucking mistake, by any means necessary. If she didn't intervene and take the bump, which incidentally snapped Jordie out of his fury, someone else would have probably clocked him and someone would have asked "why didn't Kelly do anything?!"

 

[jimmybags]

My dad almost killed someone if it wasn't for my mom. Road rage thing too. Some idiot cut off my dad as he and mom were driving I think and when my dad yelled at him what the hell did he think he was doing.
The prick got OUT of the car and started to tough guy bs his way to my dad's car during a redlight. My dad was armed and he was just waiting for the guy to like open the door, reach into the window, or some shit just give him the excuse to unload. In fact, he lowered the window just to give this fucker the opening if he dared to try to get physical

Mom more or less had to yell at and push him to just drive off and leave and that it wasn't worth it.

From what I was told, the dipshit was swaggering back into his car like on some alpha male bs trying to show off to the rest of the road. He did not realize how close he was to losing his life.

Don’t act like your dad is any less of a nigger for planning on murdering someone over some road rage shit.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Jesus fucking Christ I'm still catching up with Phil's retarded keikaku of pretending to be retarded for 8 months and now Wings pushes Kelly lmao

Normally, I'd say this is fake and gay because Lolcow Live is just wrestling but with fat retards instead of wrestlers, but I don't think Wings shoving Kelly was part of it. On one hand, I think people underestimate just how little people that fat can control their bodies. Like yeah, you wouldn't want Wings charging at you because he's still +400 pounds and no amount of karate can do much against that much weight, plus Kelly was right behind the table so she had no balance.

I think that the plan was for Keem to start pushing Wings' buttons just to get an argument on-air but it got out of hand and Keem ended up venting the natural frustration that comes from tard wrangling a bunch of obese retards and Wings being outside his comfort zone. Regardless of what happened, Wings has royally fucked up this time because even if it was all planned and Kelly says it's all fine, people will automatically see it as her protecting her abuser.

I think that Wings returning will depend on how many sponsors drop the show. I mean, we already had Boogie faking cancer, so anything but murdering someone live can get you back, plus we know that Keemstar is going to milk this shit because he's legit a psychopath only seeing numbers going up, but this time some humiliation ritual isn't gonna cut it and Kelly won't leave Wings. If she doesn't do it now that she has all the support and sympathy, it's never going to happen.

That being said, this is Keem's opportunity to bring DSP in. He's gonna need a friend after his show with Ethan Ralph (yes, that's happening).

 

[Sexy Potoo]

banquet already clipped it all.

at 17:57, while his wife is still reeling from being thrown onto a table, he grabs her and yells "stop making fun of me".
at 18:16, instead of comforting his wife after throwing her onto a table, he says "please get away from me" and tells her to go with someone named ken.
at 18:39 his wife, that he just threw onto a table, is visibly distraught and holding herself lies for him saying that he didnt do that and she tripped. wings of course backs this up because hes a fat pussy wife abuser.
at 18:50, instead of taking responsibility for throwing his wife onto a table and admitting he catastrophically fucked up, he blames keemstar for all of this happening.

Spoiler: Archive

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If Keem was smart, he would keep buckets of fried chicken behind glass cases like fire extinguishers. Be a way to distract these fat retards when they start acting like fat retards.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Wasn't boogie "fired" from LCL too? And then they brought him back.

He was so fired that he didn't miss a show, even while not being employed by the show.

 

[Sidon's fleshlight]

banquet already clipped it all.

at 17:57, while his wife is still reeling from being thrown onto a table, he grabs her and yells "stop making fun of me".
at 18:16, instead of comforting his wife after throwing her onto a table, he says "please get away from me" and tells her to go with someone named ken.
at 18:39 his wife, that he just threw onto a table, is visibly distraught and holding herself lies for him saying that he didnt do that and she tripped. wings of course backs this up because hes a fat pussy wife abuser.
at 18:50, instead of taking responsibility for throwing his wife onto a table and admitting he catastrophically fucked up, he blames keemstar for all of this happening.

Spoiler: Archive

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Knocking over Keem isn’t a tough challenge considering the dude is a midget almost.

 

[WelperHelper99]

banquet already clipped it all.

at 17:57, while his wife is still reeling from being thrown onto a table, he grabs her and yells "stop making fun of me".
at 18:16, instead of comforting his wife after throwing her onto a table, he says "please get away from me" and tells her to go with someone named ken.
at 18:39 his wife, that he just threw onto a table, is visibly distraught and holding herself lies for him saying that he didnt do that and she tripped. wings of course backs this up because hes a fat pussy wife abuser.
at 18:50, instead of taking responsibility for throwing his wife onto a table and admitting he catastrophically fucked up, he blames keemstar for all of this happening.

Spoiler: Archive

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Holy fuck she got bodyslammed. That's gotta hurt.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I have no idea who these assholes are, but

"Fat and belligerent event" is excellent random.txt bait.

 

[30+GameOvers]

You know, people joked how the pimp was cucked by that shoe baron and just took it like a bitch, but now I think that there were consequences when Jordie found out about that. Domestic consequences, you don't just casually hurt your own woman like that in public unless this is not a big deal to you, and/or you want to make a showing of it. Jordie kicking Boogie's ass in the boxing ring definitely empowered him to continue being physical, too.
I think he's done for, you can't say he's an innocent, wholesome chungus lolcow like Keem would have you believe anymore, he's more of an unhinged violent cow like Cyrax or the ragepig now.

 

[Squatty Potty]

I thought Boogie would be the first one to DV live on the fat retard podcast.

This seems like incredibly convenient timing when DSP just had his breakup with the Casino is all I’m saying.

DSP's pigroach luck got another lolcow to crash out harder than him this week.

 

[Taser Confetti]

You know, people joked how the pimp was cucked by that shoe baron and just took it like a bitch, but now I think that there were consequences when Jordie found out about that. Domestic consequences, you don't just casually hurt your own woman like that in public unless this is not a big deal to you, and/or you want to make a showing of it. Jordie kicking Boogie's ass in the boxing ring definitely empowered him to continue being physical, too.
I think he's done for, you can't say he's an innocent, wholesome chungus lolcow like Keem would have you believe anymore, he's more of an unhinged violent cow like Cyrax or the ragepig now.

He’s also one of the only lolcows I’m aware of that owns firearms.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I should feel sorry for her after being a victim of domestic violence but they're both so fat it just becomes comical. One Fatty gets mad and another fatty fall down.

 

[Sneed Force One]

he didnt do that and she tripped. wings of course backs this up because hes a fat pussy wife abuser

You're gonna sit here and point fingers at me, and she's gonna crawl around on my $1900 rug, bleeding from her fucking eye sockets and trying to tell me that I shoved her through a god damn table. You're fucking crazy as she is.

 

[The handsome tard]

i honestly believe theres validity to the pedophilia accusations. saying something for shock value is one thing (i still disagree with it) but doubling down on it is another. if you all remember the infamous "age of consent should be 12" comment it wasnt followed immediately with "i said it for shock value". hell it wasnt even followed up with a shock jock type of reaction. he didnt double down and make an obvious joke out of it, it was followed with a calm attempt at rationalization. he went into a rambling diatribe trying to justify what he said with an example of how when he was younger girls that age were "giving it up". obviously nobody bought it and thats when the fallback excuse of the muh shock jock bullshit started. on top of that you have the child porn cutoff age comments, him saying that 40 year olds fucking 16 year olds isnt a big deal, comparing women he finds attractive to "high school cheerleader bombshells", and openly flirting with teenage girls (knowing their ages) during a stream then saying he was just "playing into the room".

theres irony in the fact that his alogs simultaneously fuck with him so much while also helping his case against these types of accusations, namely because like others have mentioned, alogs are retarded faggots and the validity of these claims falls by the wayside when they bunch them together with retarded shit. i will extend an olive branch and say that there are comments hes made that i do believe were shock jock in nature but those were during the PKA days.

Yeah but he needs to understand the most important thing when you are going to accuse someone

"Innocent until proven guilty" and "You cant arrest people what they say"

Its not a crime to say the things that Wings said, its a crime if he texted or even fucked a kid for real. I wont really argue if he really is one or not, Im simply saying that accusing him of that stuff, as if, has no real basis.

Wings kind of summarized when he said "007, you know Im never going to jail because of these things, right?"

We have evidences of Wings being various things, even a tranny chaser but a pedo? Beyond some eye brow raising quotes, we dont have much else.

Accusations without hard evidences are an easy way to make yourself lose credibility and look like a retard.

I do remember that Richard once, on stream, blamed KiwiFarms for the majority of his trolling problems. Which is strange because his thread hasn't exactly had much traction like many equally famous cows, and when the gayops circa 2021-2022 were really bad, I remember he was held in a fairly sympathetic regard in this thread.

Just when we ARENT blamed for shit? Im sure we are being blamed right at this moment for someone dropping their coffee mug on the ground or for their cat shitting on the ground or for premature ejaculation (DAMN YOU, KIWIFAAARMS!!)

The best Wings troll intro will always be Lord of the Wings, I think I watch that intro like once every three weeks

Its the Lord of The Rings music and the clips added in surprisingly "click" together somehow. Ironically the more overly edited intros lacks the charming simplicity of this one.

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Now I want an AI edit of Keem and Wings french kissing each other.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

There is no way this guy is getting a real job, he's literally one of the most explosive lolcows I've seen. Guy has a record of some of the most insane on stream gamer rages BTW.

I think he's done for, you can't say he's an innocent, wholesome chungus lolcow like Keem would have you believe anymore, he's more of an unhinged violent cow like Cyrax or the ragepig now.

He never was. Look at the way he rages at COD, there is a track record of someone with insane anger issues. DSP's gamer rages are not funny but they are nowhere near this insane.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He’s also one of the only lolcows I’m aware of that owns firearms.

Kingcobrajfs owns a shotgun

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Wings showed more abuse to his wife than he shows abuse with Boogie2988. This kind of things just speaks volumes.