WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[Jeanette Voerman]

That's what really confuses me. I figured keems love of money would outweight any sort of friendship he has with a 400 pound land whale in conway. He has to know Domestic violence is a serious topic that's going to make a large amount of people not want to support that type of thing or give it attention. This was proven in their stream yesterday they only made like 200-300 USD that's a very low stream for them. I can't imagine why he would possibly throw wings under the bus bring him back and try and make him look all innocent now. People can say "Well duh it's for money" but based on the stream yesterday if it was for the money than they made the wrong choice bringing wings back. Keemstar and boogie have already built up a loyal following of paypigs there who are going to watch whatever slop they put on because they are losers who want to feel like they're apart of a "community" sitting on discord all day talking with other losers in the "LCLU". After all the backlash why wouldn't he just cut ties with the 400 pound wife abusing pimp? He brings nothing but trolls with him now. The majority of the superchats they Did get were just trolling wings and calling him a wife abuser. Let's see if Keemstar switches gears after that stream.

I can only imagine he has an extremely low opinion of his audience.

 

[harmacist]

i dont even have words to explain this one. heres the minecraft stream that him and kelly did. i never thought i would extend an olive branch to richard but jesus christ this woman is a horses ass. forget about building shelter or crafting tools, she cant even figure out how to run in a straight line and jump on a tile. im not even trying to be funny or make a joke here, its almost unreal how stupid she is. needless to say this is another abortion stream in the books for wings.

 

[Black Hole Vacation]

she cant even figure out how to run in a straight line and jump on a tile.

Wings is right in that even a 5 year old could figure out how to play Minecraft, he's just too dumb to realise that Kelly isn't lacking in capacity.
I gave her the benefit of the doubt during the Dark Souls streams because I've been playing video games since I was a 3 year old and even I really didn't vibe with DS when I tried it, but this Minecraft stream really proves that Kelly isn't (that) retarded, she's passive-agressively sandbagging these games rather than just telling Wingo she doesn't want to play.

 

[Awssum Possum]

Is there an archive of Wings' streams anywhere? Does anybody archive them? After his streams end he immediately deletes them and the only way to see what happened are clips on detractor channels. Surely somebody is archiving these?

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

You know what, Richard... I don't blame you for pushing her down.

 

[Epikusername4]

i couldnt finish the breaking banquet video thats how obnoxious she was

 

[BeardedWall]

i couldnt finish the breaking banquet video thats how obnoxious she was

It's much funnier and more tolerable if you focus entirely on Richard. Dude can barely restrain himself from snatching the controller. She's trolling him harder than people throwing smokes.

Having played with women before.. you just have to help them and assign them skills that even the mobs can do. Like decorating the forges or arranging the boxes.

How he thought just dumping her in and expecting her to even be able to function... She's a Bible thumping southern woman. You couldn't get more of a skill point penalty for video games.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

i dont even have words to explain this one. heres the minecraft stream that him and kelly did. i never thought i would extend an olive branch to richard but jesus christ this woman is a horses ass. forget about building shelter or crafting tools, she cant even figure out how to run in a straight line and jump on a tile. im not even trying to be funny or make a joke here, its almost unreal how stupid she is. needless to say this is another abortion stream in the books for wings.

Wow he's basically forcing his wife to do his job now too. Play the video games and interact with the chat while I judge you for not being able to play video games the way I want you to Kelly like hawnestly. I'm kind of in agreement with that other guy. I think Kelly was lowkey trolling wings and purposely playing the game wrong no way she's actually that retarded... right? I mean she called him Richard, said look here listen. Shes a troll. What a loving marriage they clearly worked through their issues they have I'm sure there won't be any more future arm slaps are table shoves.

Also something that nobody brought up during the table shoving Saga is Wings clear history with violence and anger. This guy has broke more playstation controllers on screen than anyone alive, yelled and screamed for people trolling him with riot shields, kicked his dogs cage and made it have a seizure where it died the next day. Punched holes in his walls. He clearly has a history with violence and anger. The only reason the tard rages died down is because he got on SSRIs and they are clearly starting to not have the same effect and the real wings is slowly creeping out.

 

[Black Hole Vacation]

The more Kelly appears on the streams post-table the more I'm convinced that she's purposely fucking with Wings to expedite the divorce arc. It's either that or she's running misguided damage control trying to be fake streamer happy to run cover for him, the issue being that this is having the absolute opposite effect where you can clearly see Wings is internally seething over having her on.

I mean she called him Richard, said look here listen. Shes a troll.

Remember that when Kelly first started appearing on streams many people theorised she was a legit Wings troll. All of that is minimised now as her being this wholesome retarded little smol bean, likely because that makes Wings look worse, but she knew exactly what she was getting into when she married the plump pimp. They're absolutely perfect for each other.

 

[harmacist]

according to wings and smelly she was on stream to "help him", IE damage control for the domestic violence. she stated she wants a break from streaming due to negative comments towards her.

 

[Artaius]

Remember that when Kelly first started appearing on streams many people theorised she was a legit Wings troll.

It would be really messed up but incredibly funny if true. Kelly turning out to be one of the greatest weens in history that it would make Chris Chan's shit touchers MATI.

To imagine the whole marriage as a scheme operated by CWW anons feeding Kelly directions through an earpiece would be fucked up but so crazy that it would deserve a laugh at Wings' expense. Truman Show gets used a lot around here but I don't know how else to describe it. The fallout would feed Africa.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

according to wings and smelly she was on stream to "help him", IE damage control for the domestic violence. she stated she wants a break from streaming due to negative comments towards her.

Literally every stream he's had in the last few days he has Kelly in the majority of it. Like "Look everyone me and muh wyfe really do have a loving marriage im not a wyfe abuser" and its hilarious because it's completely backfired too they've done nothing but bicker and fight on stream and you can tell wings just loathes spending that much time with kelly and having to listen to her talk about Minecraft McDonalds toys for 30 minutes. He is so desperate to escape this wife beater narrative he's to scared to go on back on lolcowlive even though Keemstar is begging him to come back that he's hoping it'll die down. It won't Richard. You're going to be called a wife abuser online til the day you die. which is probaby like 5-10 years max with the way you live.

They spend 200 dollars on those McDonalds Toys and kelly said he ate almost all of it. By himself. Holy shit bro. "I don't even finish my meals most the time" literally what he said 2 streams ago.

 

[Cherry Dude]

Kelly is legit just trolling Wings. I taught my 5-year old niece how to play Minecraft in an afternoon.

She's doing the typical passive aggressive thing where she's "trying to learn" but isn't actually putting any effort into it and is just going through the motions and fucking with the person trying to teach her. It's insanely disrespectful and annoying if you've ever had it happen to you.

If Wings wasn't such a shithead and didn't crack her skull on a table I'd almost feel bad for him. They deserve each other hawnestly.

 

[Space Police]

Kelly is legit just trolling Wings. I taught my 5-year old niece how to play Minecraft in an afternoon.

She's doing the typical passive aggressive thing where she's "trying to learn" but isn't actually putting any effort into it and is just going through the motions and fucking with the person trying to teach her. It's insanely disrespectful and annoying if you've ever had it happen to you.

If Wings wasn't such a shithead and didn't crack her skull on a table I'd almost feel bad for him. They deserve each other hawnestly.

I think it's not even trolling, but more that she's refusing to let him control her. She ignores him almost every time he speaks, and whenever he puts her down she either ignores it or fights back. I feel bad for her because it's a sign she knows he's abusive and that she's living in survival mode. At this point the only reason we haven't had the divorce arc is that she's scared of divorcing him, either for some stupid religious reason or because Richard will threaten suicide, murder, or life ruination. I do feel bad for her because there are so many signs of real-deal domestic abuse, and nobody deserves that.

 

[harmacist]

Kelly is legit just trolling Wings. I taught my 5-year old niece how to play Minecraft in an afternoon.

She's doing the typical passive aggressive thing where she's "trying to learn" but isn't actually putting any effort into it and is just going through the motions and fucking with the person trying to teach her. It's insanely disrespectful and annoying if you've ever had it happen to you.

If Wings wasn't such a shithead and didn't crack her skull on a table I'd almost feel bad for him. They deserve each other hawnestly.

idk if she was like this before their relationship but its pretty remarkable how loathsome shes become. i used to feel sorry for her but she has gotten super obnoxious and unlikeable, especially in the more recent streams. im inclined to agree with your point about her being passive aggressive because while she is an idiot its unbelievable that she cant figure out how to walk in minecraft. he outwardly doesnt like her and she inwardly doesnt like him. its quite the dynamic.

 

[Artaius]

idk if she was like this before their relationship but its pretty remarkable how loathsome shes become. i used to feel sorry for her but she has gotten super obnoxious and unlikeable, especially in the more recent streams. im inclined to agree with your point about her being passive aggressive because while she is an idiot its unbelievable that she cant figure out how to walk in minecraft. he outwardly doesnt like her and she inwardly doesnt like him. its quite the dynamic.

Kelly was always unlikeable. The PKA trio always thought she was a bitch and Wings didn't have anything nice to say about her until she came back around looking for a sympathy fuck, believing she was going to die of cancer. Because she is in one of those cults larping as a Christian denomination, she was raised to think all she is worth in life is to be a hole that gives birth and that will be enough to see God. It's very clear what kind of fucked up family she comes from and why she would pick a loser like Jordie over anyone else better.

Kelly is Wings' opposite sex equal. She has his ego and insecurities. She's a whore that sexts Wings' trolls while he is jacking off to tranny porn. Calls other men PLAN A,B,C and has all of the traits of a gospel skinwalker. Dime a dozen bitch you would see at the flea market that dresses conservatively but has an ugly personality.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

idk if she was like this before their relationship but its pretty remarkable how loathsome shes become. i used to feel sorry for her but she has gotten super obnoxious and unlikeable, especially in the more recent streams. im inclined to agree with your point about her being passive aggressive because while she is an idiot its unbelievable that she cant figure out how to walk in minecraft. he outwardly doesnt like her and she inwardly doesnt like him. its quite the dynamic.

They have the most Miserable marriage I've ever seen. A complete circumstance of two life long losers who both settled in their marriage and they're paying the price of it. Kelly wants a Christian man who is outgoing and willing to do fun things with her. Instead she settled for a 400 pound Pseudo Intellect Reddit atheist who never wants to leave his house or interact with people. Wings Settled for the first girl who would date him and not cheat on him (Literally every girlfriend before Kelly cheated on him) because he was sick of being called and Incel and Kelly being his mother/health insurance is a benefit to him. They really do deserve eachother.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Maybe I misjudged you, Wings. I'm all against violence against women, but my god you can't tell me Kelly isn't literally begging to get her ass kicked right here. Wants to be on stream and not only makes literally zero effort to learn to play the game she was tarding over (even if it was in the form of toys on, you guessed it, fast food) but constantly talks about how she doesn't want to learn it and has better things to do. First of all, no Kelly, you literally have nothing else to do and this is the pinnacle of your life, being married to a fat retard who's semi-famous on the internet for being a massive failure.

Just as many of us imagined, she's riding the attention and sympathy wave and showing just how utterly obnoxious and retarded she truly is.

 

[Cherry Dude]

I've changed my mind. Wings doesn't beat Kelly enough.

This bitch is capital R retarded. Maybe slamming her head on the table a few more times might raise her IQ.

 

[Val Bach the Cobbler]

i couldnt finish the breaking banquet video thats how obnoxious she was

Thing is if you've been watching wings for a while, during this DV arc, kelly has seemed like in the best mood she's been in, in a long time. She loves the attention. As much as I hate wingo, she feels entitled to be in his community, talking to chat, etc. I pretty much skip any kelly stream vids since she's so fucking boring and annoying. Richard standing next to her nervously shaking his leg isnt entertaining. I mean for goodness sakes she called MorningAfterKill "daddy" in dms and wingo said that didnt matter and "looking is for free". They are both terrible partners, and that's why they'll never leave each other. Remember kelly is STILL a woman, so Wingo being a "bigshot internet celebrity" is still a value add to her dented mind.