WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[harmacist]

Kelly was always unlikeable. The PKA trio always thought she was a bitch and Wings didn't have anything nice to say about her until she came back around looking for a sympathy fuck, believing she was going to die of cancer. Because she is in one of those cults larping as a Christian denomination, she was raised to think all she is worth in life is to be a hole that gives birth and that will be enough to see God. It's very clear what kind of fucked up family she comes from and why she would pick a loser like Jordie over anyone else better.

Kelly is Wings' opposite sex equal. She has his ego and insecurities. She's a whore that sexts Wings' trolls while he is jacking off to tranny porn. Calls other men PLAN A,B,C and has all of the traits of a gospel skinwalker. Dime a dozen bitch you would see at the flea market that dresses conservatively but has an ugly personality.

does her "christian denomination" have a name?

 

[Fear and Bullets]

No it's a gaming youtuber called Tactical Bacon Productions

Finding out what the guy who makes kinda neat twisted metal videos looks like while scrolling a wings thread was not on my bingo card.

Maybe I misjudged you, Wings. I'm all against violence against women, but my god you can't tell me Kelly isn't literally begging to get her ass kicked right here. Wants to be on stream and not only makes literally zero effort to learn to play the game she was tarding over (even if it was in the form of toys on, you guessed it, fast food) but constantly talks about how she doesn't want to learn it and has better things to do. First of all, no Kelly, you literally have nothing else to do and this is the pinnacle of your life, being married to a fat retard who's semi-famous on the internet for being a massive failure.

Just as many of us imagined, she's riding the attention and sympathy wave and showing just how utterly obnoxious and retarded she truly is.

My god dude, I always avoided anything with her on it but am I the only one who genuinely thinks she's trying to goad him into doing something physical on camera again? I can't decide it it's just cunt tactics or if she's actually just a dumb obnoxious cunt.

 

[Artaius]

does her "christian denomination" have a name?

It does but I don't care to look it up. There is a Facebook account for it that is still probably getting comment raided by Wings' autists today.

But to describe the church in question it is one of those little chapel communities that is probably a mix of a pentecostal and baptist.

 

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does her "christian denomination" have a name?

snake manatee handlers

 

[Marc83]

The more Kelly appears on the streams post-table the more I'm convinced that she's purposely fucking with Wings to expedite the divorce arc.

This BB video is her indirectly talking shit on her own husband, it's one of the few times she lets out her real feelings, however she disguises it as shitting on Boogie.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

does her "christian denomination" have a name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1K_ptUCRMkShe's in like a weird cult Like Christian denomination from what it sounds like. In past streams he's mentioned how the pastor/whatever will make people recite chants and speak in tongues which is like performative art where the person knows they're going to be picked by the pastor/whatever and spazzes out for the audience to watch and think It's some kind of Miracle. I am a Christian and it makes me laugh and both feel sorrow. If you actually read the bible and the history of Gods law and Jesus Story you would know that's a false religion. Also I owe you an Apology. I said No way Kelly could actually be that retarded. She is. This last stream proves it. She did mention how she's done with streaming and doesn't want to do it anymore. I doubt it.

 

[Epikusername4]

new breaking banquet vid

 

[Space Police]

new breaking banquet vid

FLOATING HEAD PITY SOULS PIIIEEEMP

 

[Artaius]

new breaking banquet vid

The desk quakes are back, he's talking about his weight, anxiety coming through Lexapro. Banquet is the only channel left holding it down.

 

[harmacist]

new breaking banquet vid

its funny how kelly wont come back on stream because of people being mean while conveniently ignoring the fact that she was being retarded and antagonistic the entire time she was on cam. she goads a response, gets the response, then uses that as an excuse to play the victim. who does that sound like?

 

[Dfackt0]

You have to be pretty retarded to lose favor with your audience a couple weeks after they watched you get slammed onto a table

she goads a response, gets the response, then uses that as an excuse to play the victim. who does that sound like?

The Elden Ring stream intrigues me, Richard had more clarity than usual, I think now that he's getting a taste of his own medicine through his wifes new learned behavior its caused him to reflect in a way that allows him to critique his behavior without it actually being him, they've been married six years now, it rubbed off on her
Think Heidi after an extended relationship with Cartman

No way Kelly could actually be that retarded

shes genuinely retarded but anyone who can rub two braincells can play minecraft, shes making it miserable to spike Wings but lets remember that she married him, just MamaJF all over again

 

[Artaius]

You have to be pretty retarded to lose favor with your audience a couple weeks after they watched you get slammed onto a table

Wings should monopolize on this and brag about how that is the one and only time he'd ever willingly blow Kelly's back out and call her a fat pug. Take the reigns on that divorce arc and twist it around. Tell everyone she's so gross that he would rather jack off to trannies and talk to 18 year olds on PlayStation. Talk about getting his own twenty year old wife while Kelly is six feet away. Say he wants what Boogie has. Start pining for Becky right in front of her.

It would still be embarrassing for Richard and he would look disgusting but it would also be a side dish to see Kelly get a taste of her own medicine. I want to see these two explode in front of a live audience without Keemstar's shit touching.

 

[Dfackt0]

Start pining for Becky right in front of her.

I wanna see the Wife battle of gods, If kelly wins she gets to divorce wingo and take half the assets, if the boogie Child wife wins, she gets to drive somewhere all by herself (The woods with boogie, a shovel and a revolver)
"Guize my wife just really loves being able to drive herself around shes not buried in the woods"
"i cant be around people who have guns so how would i be able to shoot my wife?"
"Im not capable of hurting anybody and i cant work a shovel long enough to properly bury anybody"

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdhNTRojS5Y
This might be his worst stream so far what the fuck wings lol. So did you guys know an innocent child spilling a glass of milk is equivalent to a 40 year old grown man losing control of his emotions and pushing his wife to the ground? Really the situations are super similar when you think about it with a 62 IQ. Also the 40 year old 400 pound land whale says if he was in Baldurs gate 3 His character would have A 10 in wisdom and a 11 in intelligence. My fuck he has really deluded himself into thinking he's some kind of reddit philosopher. At the end of the stream the plump pimp lets it drop he's been eating his feelings because he's been saaad and muh dupression. Bro Kelly said he ate almost 200$ worth of McDonalds in one sitting!

I love how he looks down on alcoholics and he's so much better than them but doesn't see how pathetic his own addiction is. Literally alcoholics do the same thing. He "eats his feelings away" while alcoholics drink their feelings away. This MF sat down and ate like 20 McDoubles in one sitting and feels no shame or guilt for it. That's like an alcoholic waking up with empty bottles around him and not feeling shame.

 

[KevJ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdhNTRojS5Y
This might be his worst stream so far what the fuck wings lol. So did you guys know an innocent child spilling a glass of milk is equivalent to a 40 year old grown man losing control of his emotions and pushing his wife to the ground? Really the situations are super similar when you think about it with a 62 IQ. Also the 40 year old 400 pound land whale says if he was in Baldurs gate 3 His character would have A 10 in wisdom and a 11 in intelligence. My fuck he has really deluded himself into thinking he's some kind of reddit philosopher. At the end of the stream the plump pimp lets it drop he's been eating his feelings because he's been saaad and muh dupression. Bro Kelly said he ate almost 200$ worth of McDonalds in one sitting!

I love how he looks down on alcoholics and he's so much better than them but doesn't see how pathetic his own addiction is. Literally alcoholics do the same thing. He "eats his feelings away" while alcoholics drink their feelings away. This MF sat down and ate like 20 McDoubles in one sitting and feels no shame or guilt for it. That's like an alcoholic waking up with empty bottles around him and not feeling shame.

I can not stand him adding “right” to everything he says now, he’s a smug idiot somehow STILL. That stream was an absolute gold mine of delusional bullshit. He wants a path back to lcl but he’s against pouring mustard on himself or any gay “punishments” as if that is going too far for body slamming wife.

 

[leeweesquee]

I can not stand him adding “right” to everything he says now, he’s a smug idiot somehow STILL. That stream was an absolute gold mine of delusional bullshit. He wants a path back to lcl but he’s against pouring mustard on himself or any gay “punishments” as if that is going too far for body slamming wife.

"100%".
That's what gets me.

 

[drfrog]

I can not stand him adding “right” to everything he says now

He's actually had this verbal tic for a long time and it's tilting. Once you hear it, you can't stop hearing it.

 

[Timmy2kx]

This fat fuck is a textbook narcissist and sociopath. Thinks he's some kind of intellectual when the motherfucker failed the 9th grade 3 times before he dropped out. And never got his GED even though he claims "It's at my Mama's house in the safe". Sure it is you lying grifting fuck. 200 bucks in happy meals and the landwhale ate it all. He's like that scene in family guy with John Goodman eating all the food in front of his starving family. I'm counting the days until he has a heart attack or stroke on stream.

 

[Black Hole Vacation]

He's actually had this verbal tic for a long time and it's tilting. Once you hear it, you can't stop hearing it.

Real talk, I love Wingos wiggerisms. Like awnestly playboy, I find myself repeating them in conversations after I binge a whole bunch of troll channel videos. If you don't like it, put it to me on the back of a $10 bill.