WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.5%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,526 54.3%

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his cat got out of the house and ran away. the fat retard doesnt even know what day it happened, hes saying either july 3rd or 4th. he spent "5 hours" looking for the cat (most likely a lie) and then stopped that day, mind you this is right before his area got hit with a tropical storm. wings of SSRIs has no feelings towards anything or anyone unless he thinks about how the loss directly effects him so i doubt he cares all that much. further evidence of him not really giving a shit about his poor lost cat is when asked by a viewer how hes doing he of course says bad and then proceeds to talk about how hes doing bad at rainbow before mentioning that his cat is missing. i really cant stand this fat fucking piece of shit.

also the woody streams are probably done. apparently they only made 43 dollars and barely held 100 viewers. lmfao.
 
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his cat got out of the house and ran away. the fat retard doesnt even know what day it happened, hes saying either july 3rd or 4th. he spent "5 hours" looking for the cat (most likely a lie) and then stopped that day, mind you this is right before his area got hit with a tropical storm. wings of SSRIs has no feelings towards anything or anyone unless he thinks about how the loss directly effects him so i doubt he cares all that much. further evidence of him not really giving a shit about his poor lost cat is when asked by a viewer how hes doing he of course says bad and then proceeds to talk about how hes doing bad at rainbow before mentioning that his cat is missing. i really cant stand this fat fucking piece of shit.

also the woody streams are probably done. apparently they only made 43 dollars and barely held 100 viewers. lmfao.
You know he will pity porn the shit out of the cat for donations. Lol. Im trying to picture him going outside to look for a cat.
 
his cat got out of the house and ran away. the fat retard doesnt even know what day it happened, hes saying either july 3rd or 4th. he spent "5 hours" looking for the cat (most likely a lie) and then stopped that day, mind you this is right before his area got hit with a tropical storm. wings of SSRIs has no feelings towards anything or anyone unless he thinks about how the loss directly effects him so i doubt he cares all that much. further evidence of him not really giving a shit about his poor lost cat is when asked by a viewer how hes doing he of course says bad and then proceeds to talk about how hes doing bad at rainbow before mentioning that his cat is missing. i really cant stand this fat fucking piece of shit.

also the woody streams are probably done. apparently they only made 43 dollars and barely held 100 viewers. lmfao.

How do you notice your cat is missing for 3 days when you never leave the house?
 
his cat got out of the house and ran away. the fat retard doesnt even know what day it happened, hes saying either july 3rd or 4th. he spent "5 hours" looking for the cat (most likely a lie) and then stopped that day, mind you this is right before his area got hit with a tropical storm. wings of SSRIs has no feelings towards anything or anyone unless he thinks about how the loss directly effects him so i doubt he cares all that much. further evidence of him not really giving a shit about his poor lost cat is when asked by a viewer how hes doing he of course says bad and then proceeds to talk about how hes doing bad at rainbow before mentioning that his cat is missing. i really cant stand this fat fucking piece of shit.

also the woody streams are probably done. apparently they only made 43 dollars and barely held 100 viewers. lmfao.

Wings does not fucking need pets, If that cat died or some shit this is on him I can't imagine losing your fucking pet and not noticing. Seen him on stream talking about it he genuinely seems like he does not care. This shit happened before with Rocko too a couple of years back, can't believe people still try to defend this piece of shit.
 
Wings does not fucking need pets, If that cat died or some shit this is on him I can't imagine losing your fucking pet and not noticing. Seen him on stream talking about it he genuinely seems like he does not care. This shit happened before with Rocko too a couple of years back, can't believe people still try to defend this piece of shit.
Didn't he say he was trying to have a kid? If he cant look after a cat, he sure as shit shouldn't procreate, even though he cant.
 
his cat got out of the house and ran away. the fat retard doesnt even know what day it happened, hes saying either july 3rd or 4th. he spent "5 hours" looking for the cat (most likely a lie) and then stopped that day, mind you this is right before his area got hit with a tropical storm. wings of SSRIs has no feelings towards anything or anyone unless he thinks about how the loss directly effects him so i doubt he cares all that much. further evidence of him not really giving a shit about his poor lost cat is when asked by a viewer how hes doing he of course says bad and then proceeds to talk about how hes doing bad at rainbow before mentioning that his cat is missing. i really cant stand this fat fucking piece of shit.

also the woody streams are probably done. apparently they only made 43 dollars and barely held 100 viewers. lmfao.

Yeah, me neither.

His Effexor ain't working well because Wings of SSRI's perked up when one of his mawds Door Dashed him some Applebees: ribs, fries, rice, and. . wings 😆.

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Didn't he say he was trying to have a kid?
If true there's no way Wings thought that through. Kids are a massive amount of work that requires you to rearrange your entire life. Almost the entirety of the work would be offloaded onto Kelly considering he can't even take care of himself or his pets.
 
There's no attempt to have kids lol, the guy just doesn't wanna look gay and larp as an adult with the world figured out. He's just an incredibly lazy liar; He can't hide his disdain when she's around if they've even had sex once i'd be shocked.
 
There's no attempt to have kids lol, the guy just doesn't wanna look gay and larp as an adult with the world figured out. He's just an incredibly lazy liar; He can't hide his disdain when she's around if they've even had sex once i'd be shocked.
if i remember correctly he claimed that they had sex during his UK boogie trip. i doubt its true
 
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Imagine if wings was a parent though. He can't even keep a cat from running out of the modular mansion without noticing and he's 40+ years old. He's the type of parent where their kid gets killed in a hot car or in the street playing without supervision. And what life skills could wing pass on to his kid? An extensive knowledge of automobiles, video games and page 5? Wings kicked his dogs cage and made it have a seizure because he was losing in a video game and tard raged out because they were barking. How about when a baby cries during his rainbow game and needs its diaper changed but plump pimp can't handle the crying anymore? Him having a child is pure nightmare fuel. No child on the planet deserves that fate.
 
Imagine if wings was a parent though. He can't even keep a cat from running out of the modular mansion without noticing and he's 40+ years old. He's the type of parent where their kid gets killed in a hot car or in the street playing without supervision. And what life skills could wing pass on to his kid? An extensive knowledge of automobiles, video games and page 5? Wings kicked his dogs cage and made it have a seizure because he was losing in a video game and tard raged out because they were barking. How about when a baby cries during his rainbow game and needs its diaper changed but plump pimp can't handle the crying anymore? Him having a child is pure nightmare fuel. No child on the planet deserves that fate.
Children need proper nourishment. The kid would be fucked.
 
I don't think wings can get it up from anything that doesn't own a dick/ Is a bloated hormonal mess, so having a kid the old way is out of the question imho.

But if he could have one, what is he going to do when his child is misbehaving? Push him into a table? Put a large bucket over him? Beat his teeth out with a pistol grip?

And what about when the kid is genuinely sad? Is Richard going to hole himself in his room? Is he going to tell his kid to "get over it"?

Some people shouldn't have kids
 
I'm still eagerly awaiting the diabetes arc. Surely we'll get there if his heart doesn't give out before then
 
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I'm still eagerly awaiting the diabetes arc. Surely we'll get there if his heart doesn't give out before then

Well, the pompous pimp finally admitted to weighing at 430lbs.

He's been saying for months now he's in the 420s. What's ludicrous also is that he constantly claims he can't eat much due to his stomach surgery but he's always pounding down those smash burgers, Zaxby's, etc.

Motherfucker says it's just coke that's his weakness but he's still consuming 4000 to 5000 calories of something in order to go from 420 to 430 biggums.

Oh my lawd, like real tawk.
 
Well, the pompous pimp finally admitted to weighing at 430lbs.

He's been saying for months now he's in the 420s. What's ludicrous also is that he constantly claims he can't eat much due to his stomach surgery but he's always pounding down those smash burgers, Zaxby's, etc.

Motherfucker says it's just coke that's his weakness but he's still consuming 4000 to 5000 calories of something in order to go from 420 to 430 biggums.

Oh my lawd, like real tawk.
That would be about 25 cans of soda a day for 4k calories
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzfV6qC1Uag&t=177s


Plump pimp has taken some lessons from lolcowlive. He is finding reasons to get pity donations. First he has ball cancer that goes away in a few days. Now Dr Grayson (his cat) "Ran away" and Richard and kelly posted fliers around town for days but to no avail. We learn wings traded an AR15 for some trail cams and was able to magically spot Grayson coming into one of the trail cams at 3AM and wings ran out of the modular mansion to rescue him.

Dr Grayson never ran away and he never had pain in his balls. This is a sad attempt to get people to donate money to him because its drying up and even the lies aren't helping.
 
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