WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[Aurelianus]

Local archive because GulagKingpin is a massive faggot.

The funniest part for me has always been the sheer speed he quits out of a match. It looks like roughly 6 frames to load the menu, 2 frames to load the quit option, and he manages to confirm the quit in about 10 frames. Nothing has time to visibly load at the 30FPS capture rate. All while he's swinging himself sideways in the squeaky chair to launch the controller simultaneously.

For how terrible he is at videogames despite consistently playing Call of Duty games for years, he's somehow an expert when it comes to ragequitting a session. If only he were more skilled at playing the game than leaving it.

 

[SandyCat]

Not able to clip right now.

• @ 1:30:30 - he confirms the controller throw was real
• @ 2:10:25 - he says he started taking his SSRIs again after the last stream.

Hope you all enjoyed this incredibly brief flash of 2018 Wings while it lasted, he's turning himself back into a boring zombie.

His constant nervous shaking is incredibly annoying. Either that or the diabetes nerve damage is setting in because you know the plump pimp isn't keeping an eye on his A1C. He's still camping in CoD too lmao. I figured he would of learned all those years ago after his camping habit shot him to lolcow status in the first place

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

His constant nervous shaking is incredibly annoying.

I disagree, I like the fatquakes. Especially with the shitty "greenscreen" filter he uses, it makes it look like he's angrily vibrating.

 

[I enjoy women]

I haven't checked on Richard in years and he's somehow even more obese than the last time I saw him. Money well spent on that surgery.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

He literally can’t put his arms down like in A Christmas Story. This nigga is suited up for deep sea scuba diving.

 

[Soupalognon Y Crouton]

This guy is so boring. Seeing him push his wife was the only good thing coming from him in years.

 

[SandyCat]

He literally can’t put his arms down like in A Christmas Story. This nigga is suited up for deep sea scuba diving.

With that much fat would he float or sink?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

IT SQUEAKS AND EVERYTHING AND HE'S FATTER THAN EVER

Time is a f(l)at circle.

 

[ñññ]

I can confirm that I witnessed it, and it was ultra pathetic. He even attempted to re-enter a match before berating moderators how to ban people. Then he told sympathy dents to stop donating since he's ending the stream. He then before shutting down his PS5 said, "I am so fucking tilted right now."

Don't you happen to have a link to the aftermath of the controller thing? Every mainstream troll channel on YT just posted the short clip or segments before the short clip (longer one being Lummox), but no wingo post-throw clarity/ban spree at all. Aren't these guys supposed to be OBSing every stream?

 

[sharp lint]

I think he's at the fattest he's ever been. He's given up on losing weight entirely, and barely even entertains the idea anymore. The latest "diet" I can remember him doing is replacing soda with Prime, and even then he was back to drinking soda within a week.

I think he said on one of his recent streams he was 430+. So, in reality, he's probably pushing 450 to 475.

 

[harmacist]

love seeing richard hurl a controller across the room without even thinking about it, just pure reaction to emotion and not in control at all. now that hes officially back on the zombie pills i wonder why he got off of them to begin with. i know keem wanted him to stop taking them for LCL but that ship left port a while ago. regardless, i wonder if whatever reason he stopped taking them would cause him to stop taking them again. wings is such a great example of modern medicated america wherein a "doctor" will prescribe a 40 year old 450 pound pre diabetic man a daily dose of 150mg effexor instead of telling him to deal with it and make lifestyle changes.

as others have said this is the lowest i have seen wingo in a very long time and i have been following this fat pig for years. hes used to making shit money and being mad at games but the new burden he has to live with is knowing that he threw away LCL which was undoubtedly a once in a lifetime opportunity for someone like him. he goes through that, stops taking his numb pills, packs on weight and completely reverts back to 2018. wings never changes.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Spoiler: stream

Smelly got into an automobile wreck. (archive)

Call it karma, I guess.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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Smelly got into an automobile wreck. (archive)
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dont know if this has been posted here but smelly wants a new vehicle, a ford explorer ST. a 2025 explorer ST has a STARTING price of almost $57,000. i could be mistaken but i believe this would be her 3rd new vehicle in less than 3 years (the trailblazer, the camaro she still has, and then the ST). he was on stream complaining about it, saying that new vehicles are ridiculously overpriced, built like shit, and are completely unreliable, which is 100% true and he has every right to complain. despite his (valid) bitching he wont say no because hes a pussy. the fact that this fat nobody hillbilly retard thinks shes entitled to a new car every year shows how overinflated her ego is.

>kelly wants a new vehicle
>wings bitches and moans
>kelly "totals" her camaro

How convenient. Women be shoppin'

Call me crazy but that looks drivable, far from "totaled" as Wings put it. I've seen cars get hit worse and still on the road. My maw got hit more than once and she always just pocketed the insurance check instead of fixing it because it was a salvage title beater that still ran just fine.

 

[lebean]

Don't you happen to have a link to the aftermath of the controller thing? Every mainstream troll channel on YT just posted the short clip or segments before the short clip (longer one being Lummox), but no wingo post-throw clarity/ban spree at all.

My apologies, you're absolutely right that there are no re-uploads of the full controller chuck. All these goobers like Yolo, Conway Convict, and professional troll channels only show the 40 seconds from throw to the pimp's plump pout. Maybe Banquet will upload since he's kind of slow usually with editing.

"Post-throw clarity" is a hilarious term, because he definitely had a seething rage that ricochet back and forth between moderators and influx of pity donators right after.

I recall he started to join another match from lobby and was silent, then he quit mid-game, went to chat to purge & berate, and then said twice, "I am so fucking tilted right now."

He lies later on next stream -- saying it hit a pillow; but does he think we are as pseudo-intellectually retarded as he is to mistake the force & impact required to have his audio pick it up?

Fuck you, Richard.

 

[Timmy2kx]

Smelly got rear-ended. Richard claims it was a hit and run. Sure it was fat boy. Sure it was. When it rains it pours. Prepare for begging and pity streams. I hope the car is totaled.

 

[sharp lint]

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How many accidents has kelly been in now? I feel like this is a regular occurrence.

 

[lebean]

How many accidents has kelly been in now? I feel like this is a regular occurrence.

I can only guess at the minimum maybe three confirmed on-stream.

Big ups on her weight loss but she needs to fix her prescription lenses and road rage behavior. Kelly is always squinting on camera, can barely see, and prone to reactionary behavior such as horn honking at other drivers.

Isn't it crazy that apparently Wings is the calm driver, and Kelly is the hyperaggressor on the road? Yet, ironically it's the other way around between the two when it comes to online spaces, public, and social gatherings.

The rear-end may have come from someone's retaliation, due to her taking it out on a driver to be honest; think of it as pent-up aggression from the gaslighting, low libido, lolcow she married. She cant blow up on Wings because he will power bomb her again, real talk.

 

[harmacist]

How many accidents has kelly been in now? I feel like this is a regular occurrence.

this isnt the first time il tell you that much. its really convenient that she floats the idea of wanting a $55,000 ford explorer ST then conveniently gets rear ended (again) in her new camaro. on top of that its a hit and run. its especially funny when you consider how wings has spoken about committing insurance fraud in the past. their insurance must be through the fucking roof at this point.

 

[Timmy2kx]

this isnt the first time il tell you that much. its really convenient that she floats the idea of wanting a $55,000 ford explorer ST then conveniently gets rear ended (again) in her new camaro. on top of that its a hit and run. its especially funny when you consider how wings has spoken about committing insurance fraud in the past. their insurance must be through the fucking roof at this point.

Plus that Camero would have pulled high rates to begin with because it's a sports car. This is the third accident I believe they've admitted too. The first was when a deer hit her first car she didn't see. Shocking I know. The second was when she got rear ended in that blue Ford escape and now the Camero. Between his Raptor and this they gotta be paying probably 500 a month. And I'm low balling. Idiots. Fucking trailer trash morons.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

Another fake lie for pity donations. Kelly must have a curse on her or something I've never met or even heard of someone being in multiple rear ends. Pimp thinks he has the audience of lolcowlive and his viewers are going to donate to fake pity and forced drama... they're not. This is like the 10th lie in 2 months.. Obviously it's not working Richard. This is the most pathetic stage I've seen him in. He's trying to be Keemstar but he's a 450+ pound land whale with no pull, influence, or audience.

He actually maybe had a chance to go back on PKA and fix relations with Woodysgamertag but threw it all down the drain because they couldn't even pull 1000 live viewers and it made him seethe.

I'm not sure if Wings has checked out Woodys channel when he's live Wings actually pulls like 100+ more viewers than Woody does. When Woody streams he has less than 100 viewers on the majority of his streams. Wings thought this was going to be a successful and Woody was going to save his career but did zero fucking research. If Woody didn't have PKA he would be a fucking nobody relic of the past. The majority of that audience hates woody and constantly memes and trolls him.