WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

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  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,540 54.5%

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What happened to bongo? Does he not keep him locked up outside anymore? I'm sure he'd love to go on walks.

Or that small ass dog he almost sat on? That thing doesn't appreciate a good walk?

This retard keeps the good ideas flowing.
The small dog was his grandma's. Gave it away when she passed.
 
The small dog was his grandma's. Gave it away when she passed.
I think he's talking about Daisy. The walking mop him and Smelly got after they got married. That's the dog he's run over with his chair at least twice on camera. I know the little white Chihuahua you're talking about that that GG had but I can't remember it's name.
 
I think he's talking about Daisy. The walking mop him and Smelly got after they got married. That's the dog he's run over with his chair at least twice on camera. I know the little white Chihuahua you're talking about that that GG had but I can't remember it's name.
daisy was gangtser gramma's dog the one that yuo ar thinkinng of is caled bailey that richerd and kely got togehther
 
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Wings has now said he's planning to get a German shepherd because "they need a lot of exercise so I'm hoping it'll motivate me to walk more." This is a bad idea even by his standards. That dog will be lucky to get a single 5 minute walk out of the Pepsi Pimp before being abandoned outside with Bongo. Wings also said he never goes into the enclosure where he keeps Bongo to clean up any of the dog shit, now add in a neglected German shepherd to that space. Lovely. The funniest part will be when all the trolling over Kelly's car wreck is replaced with people asking if he has walked the shepherd yet today--he'll end up spending money on this new dog only to never see it, still be 500 lbs. and give the trolls more ammo.
He wants a german shepherd so he can scare off any "trolls" that would visit his home, while the dog is kept in the backyard with bongo all day. All while he says he has "zero bitch in his blood" & repeatedly brags about his home security system he has.

The "exercise & motivation to walk" is an excuse, because everyone knows Richard is far too fat & lazy to walk that dog (or do any other exercise for that matter) & he has repeatedly said he is not trying to lose weight & is content to be fat for the rest of his life. There's no way he would drive to a park to walk the dog properly, because leaving the house in his car costs $100.
 
“the redirect isn’t worth that much” he’s scared of this cuz it is, if he could have done anything on his own he woulda done it. Gotta protect that little ego. He loves the attention being gone from that shit show gives him.
 
Whose honestly more hatable, DSP or Wings?

I can't think of two more oblivious, smug, and arrogant people who have such a warped view of reality amongst the lolcows of present day.

I'm not talking like female deathfats or retards like NovaOnline, but Richard and DarkSydeKhantent have to be just straight up, two of the most dislikable human beings in modern streaming.

For example, LowTierGod has personality (an amusing overly macho, self-loathing, age-complex) at least, despite being a deadbeat dad Uncle Ruckus whose legitimately bad at games, and ragequits like a pussy. His view of himself is also warped as an alpha male, but he at least would put up a fight in person, openly hates niggers, has interesting takes on procreation, and looks the part of black on black violence.

BossmanJack is scum also but he's sometimes aware that he's a crack and gambling addict, abusing his parents and being powered solely by cocaine and dopamine. This guy will be in a jail cell again soon.

But going back to Wingo and Peasant Phil, I think Wings is still the most hatable of them all, even next to DSP.
 
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Whose honestly more hatable, DSP or Wings?

I can't think of two more oblivious, smug, and arrogant people who have such a warped view of reality amongst the lolcows of present day.

I'm not talking like female deathfats or retards like NovaOnline, but Richard and DarkSydeKhantent have to be just straight up, two of the most dislikable human beings in modern streaming.

For example, LowTierGod has personality (an amusing overly macho, self-loathing, age-complex) at least, despite being a deadbeat dad Uncle Ruckus whose legitimately bad at games, and ragequits like a pussy. His view of himself is also warped as an alpha male, but he at least would put up a fight in person, openly hates niggers, has interesting takes on procreation, and looks the part of black on black violence.

BossmanJack is scum also but he's sometimes aware that he's a crack and gambling addict, abusing his parents and being powered solely by cocaine and dopamine. This guy will be in a jail cell again soon.

But going back to Wingo and Peasant Phil, I think Wings is still the most hatable of them all, even next to DSP.

Dsp and it's not even close.

As much as a waste of space wings is, he's entertaining sometimes. At least when he's raging at games or treating his team mates like shit. Sometimes, he's relatable or human. Not sure if that makes sense but I can understand him on a certain level.

Dsp on the other hand is a slow burning piece of shit every single day. There's not a single thing that makes dsp human other than he eats, shits, and sleeps. Every day he just lies like he breathes and spends insane amounts of money on mobile video games.
 
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He wants a german shepherd so he can scare off any "trolls" that would visit his home, while the dog is kept in the backyard with bongo all day. All while he says he has "zero bitch in his blood" & repeatedly brags about his home security system he has.

The "exercise & motivation to walk" is an excuse, because everyone knows Richard is far too fat & lazy to walk that dog (or do any other exercise for that matter) & he has repeatedly said he is not trying to lose weight & is content to be fat for the rest of his life. There's no way he would drive to a park to walk the dog properly, because leaving the house in his car costs $100.

Wings has now revealed that the dog is going to cost "$13,000" and that it is going to be that expensive because "obedience training will be $10,000." Why so expensive? Because he wants the dog to get "attack training" so that "if anyone comes to my house, it'll be a 2-v-1." Of course it really would be a one on one because Wings himself would just be hiding behind the dog, or more likely using a firearm, but you get the idea. I don't know why he ever even tried to pretend he wanted a German shepherd to motivate him to exercise lol.

The other day he showed some Discord screenshots of someone he said was GulagKingpin declaring they have "planned out the end of Jordie Jordan" and saying that they are going to fly to the West coast from Australia, then drive 30 hours cross-continent in a rental car to Richard's trailer and shoot him. Wings then went on a big long rant about how this would be impossible and would never happen. Nonetheless, the timing is unlikely to be a coincidence. This is probably what inspired him to need an "attack dog" all of a sudden. I don't totally blame him for being a bit nervous because he does in fact have people that are absolutely psychotic among his haters.

I don't know that any kind of dog would actually stop a person with a gun though. Perhaps you could get a dog to act as a guard dog and be another form of alarm to warn of anyone intruding on the property, but that's not what he described. 62 IQ thinking as usual. The irony is that while it's 99.9% likely that no one will ever go to his house to try and kill him, by making him get this pointless "$13,000" attack dog German shepherd, it would be one of the biggest troll Ws since he quit LCL. Wings wastes five figures on yet another animal that he will just neglect, be trolled about indefinitely, and have animal care people called on him for, all to prepare for something that will never happen anyways.

Whose honestly more hatable, DSP or Wings?

I can't think of two more oblivious, smug, and arrogant people who have such a warped view of reality amongst the lolcows of present day.

I'm not talking like female deathfats or retards like NovaOnline, but Richard and DarkSydeKhantent have to be just straight up, two of the most dislikable human beings in modern streaming.

For example, LowTierGod has personality (an amusing overly macho, self-loathing, age-complex) at least, despite being a deadbeat dad Uncle Ruckus whose legitimately bad at games, and ragequits like a pussy. His view of himself is also warped as an alpha male, but he at least would put up a fight in person, openly hates niggers, has interesting takes on procreation, and looks the part of black on black violence.

BossmanJack is scum also but he's sometimes aware that he's a crack and gambling addict, abusing his parents and being powered solely by cocaine and dopamine. This guy will be in a jail cell again soon.

But going back to Wingo and Peasant Phil, I think Wings is still the most hatable of them all, even next to DSP.

Wings is the most hate-able because he has just enough self-awareness to know what he is. He said on a recent stream "I know people think I'm this fat waste of space," the truth is, he knows they are mostly right about that. He is a fat dumb redneck that basically won the lottery with his Internet "career," and then won it twice over when he got onto LCL. He is a useless person that has never earned anything in life, at least not since he was laid off from Metglas, and on some level he knows it. That is why his ego is so fragile and why, to this day, he still cannot handle any form of criticism and refuses to ever do anything besides zombie-stream in his personally controlled hugbox while zonked out of his gourd on SSRIs. It's one reason he can't go back to LCL, because he can't handle being seen as a lolcow, despite knowing that is what everyone sees him as probably even his own wife/caretaker/roommate.

This is why despite Keemstar correctly saying "no one wants to watch you [Wings] play video games," and that Wings is best in a podcast format that shows off his personality, Wings still refuses to do anything else. One thing he has said is "why would I go back on LCL and do a podcast under Keemstar when I could just do a show on my own." That's true he could just do a show on his own, yet he never does. Why? Because the reason he is entertaining when he talks is that he can't help but say retarded shit constantly, whenever he opens his mouth, stupidity comes out. And that is fun for people to watch but not in the way that Wings wants. He streams video games despite no one giving a shit because he believes it is the only thing he is good at in life, it is the only way his ego can handle being live, when he is telling himself that he is showing off to the world how good he is at something. It's a way for him to manage the impostor syndrome and the fact that the impostor syndrome in his case is correct, it's not just a feeling in his head.

DSP on the other hand has little to no self awareness and is an actual NPC. While he is a loathesome person, he could not possibly be otherwise, because he doesn't even know what he is. Expecting him to change would be like expecting a small child not to eat sweets anymore when they are offered, on some level they aren't fully responsible for their own actions. Wings however knows what he is, has known it his whole life, and has actively chosen every step of the way to embrace it and never change. Not only that, but he wallows self-pity over it all, despite the fact that objectively the vast majority of people would kill to be in his circumstances (sitting on a pile of money with no need to do anything besides stream CoD to nobody for a few hours a day to maintain their lifestyle, and with no real obligations to anyone or anything). A weak man who expects you to feel sorry for him is an inherently repulsive figure.

Wings is the perfect synthesis of that archetype with many other hated traits into a sort of ultimate fusion of a guy that you just really want to kick the shit out of, even if he has never technically done anything wrong to deserve it. This is why he has one of the most deranged and fanatical hater followings far exceeding that of many people who have objectively done much worse than him.
 
Dsp on the other hand is a slow burning piece of shit every single day. There's not a single thing that makes dsp human other than he eats, shits, and sleeps. Every day he just lies like he breathes and spends insane amounts of money on mobile video games.

Appreciate your input. To be honest, I stopped watching DSP because he just became annoying and his dislikabilty became entangled with me not wanting to hear his voice, his begging, and his circular ramblings. I haven't been as engaged with DSP this past year, but what you said does resonate with me.

I watched the Joon documentary and his interview with DSP and just knew Phil was just trying to suck dick to mitigate the blowback and optics over incidents like the computer scam or something.

I do commend DSP for having some level of production value however shit it is. Fuck him, still though..

I don't know that any kind of dog would actually stop a person with a gun though. Perhaps you could get a dog to act as a guard dog and be another form of alarm to warn of anyone intruding on the property, but that's not what he described. 62 IQ thinking as usual. The irony is that while it's 99.9% likely that no one will ever go to his house to try and kill him, by making him get this pointless "$13,000" attack dog German shepherd, it would be one of the biggest troll Ws since he quit LCL. Wings wastes five figures on yet another animal that he will just neglect, be trolled about indefinitely, and have animal care people called on him for, all to prepare for something that will never happen anyways.

The dog thing is retarded. Wings boasts about owning guns, having Conway Law Enforcement, or County Sherrifs, on speed dial, and brags about his surveillance cameras.

100 percent that dog would be neglected because Richard can't even eat without Kelly bringing him back some fries, a coke, and Zaxbys on her way back.

This is another red neck purchase he is justifying.

Wings is the perfect synthesis of that archetype with many other hated traits into a sort of ultimate fusion of a guy that you just really want to kick the shit out of, even if he has never technically done anything wrong to deserve it. This is why he has one of the most deranged and fanatical hater followings far exceeding that of many people who have objectively done much worse than him.

If Richard has a doctorate in Rainbow and CoD, I give you the clinical psychology doctorate in lolcowology, man.

Never looked at it that way with Phil as a NPC, and Jordie as a self-deprecating, self-defecating, waste of space.

Appreciate your analysis and kind of made me realize better why I have this deep, primordial feeling of detesting Wingo. He's just a rotting husk on that chair, and as you mentioned, non-deserving of any benefit that came his way.

I know on the farms we are just laughing at these goons and aren't alogging faggots. Agreed.
I just can't laugh at Wings recently because he's just a very, bad human being, lol.
I mean he's not a murderer or rapist, but he's a piece of shit grandson, son, husband, streamer, YouTube personality, you name it.

I do laugh at his old clips however: lion's den, pimp talkbacks, ban compilations, etc.

At the end of the day, I wish he treated himself, and his actual loved ones better.

He's human, and that's why he's a hatable human, because he embodies such unlikable qualities easily identifiable. And, when he shows remorse or pity -- it's all bullshit the next stream when he walks it back, because he's incapable of growth other than in terms of bariatric obesity.

Now I get it, @gang weeder. Phil is indeed just an animatronic grifter. He's an NPC 😆

Reminds me of SeizureRobot5000's video:


 
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Hate is a very strong word. Detest and despise would be more apt for my feelings about Richard and Smelly. For me it's the blatant narcissism they both have. They both think they're God's gifts to the world and that their shit doesn't stink when in reality they're white trash rednecks I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. One minute Richard thinks he's the smartest man in the room after he's read some reddit hot takes then the next minute it's whining and crying like a bitch. Plus he lies about everything and is a fucking snake in the grass that would stab you in the back at a drop of a hat.

Smelly it's more she's a fugly bitch who's an attention whore. Richard can't and won't fuck her so she seeks attention from his discord mods and openly flirts with people right in front of him. Plus her sense of entitlement is insane and probably worse than Richard's. You can tell she was a sheltered pampered child growing up who was never told no. I mean she's totalled 3 cars since they got married and this last one she immediately went out car shopping and was pissed when he took told her no and had to wait so they immediately hatched a plan to sue. Scum of the earth bullshit. And honestly her whole personality is just annoying and grating. And finally she left bongo outside to where he got mange but was perfectly fine taking the little dog on groomer trips and getting treats and such.

Seriously if they both died tomorrow I wouldn't shed a tear and nothing of value would be lost.
 
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