WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[Full Race Replay]

Well yeah the FBI would have contacted the website owner if anything, Null never mentioned he was hit up by them.

Yeah and null was pretty transparent about that time he was contacted by the fbi about a server member. But he didn’t say the whole server was under threat

 

[thrusting]

A network interface controller at a datacenter that hosts the farms died. That's why the site was down for a few days. Had nothing to do with capitol hill but its funny that wings or his chat would think so.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Hard to feel bad for the guy when he's rejected help numerous times, probably most infamously the camping trip. He refuses to get help and opts for playing video games while streaming for (most likely) the rest of his life. He doesn't even play games he likes, why doesn't he trend hop and stream some among us or some shit. It would suck to live that life.

Yeah, but it's everyone else's fault for not trying harder to help when he rejected them. If they were true friends, they'd put up with his bullshit and keep telling him how amazing he is as he tells everyone on his streams how worthless they are.

 

[TacosForPrettyGirl]

In one of my personal favourote crossovers of 2021 so far, the Pigroach, also known as DarkSydePhil, was asking questions about Wings in his chat.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

He even threw in a real talk, the mad lad.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Ok, so I completely forgot about this guy for a minute, does he still have legs?

 

[TacosForPrettyGirl]

He even threw in a real talk, the mad lad.

I like how he goes out of his way multiple times to make it seem like he knows nothing about Wings, and yet he throws a phrase like that around. And, as someone pointed out in the DSP general thread, DSP has actually talked shit about Wingo before. (If that link doesn't work, it is the highlight on this page; https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-6688)

Ok, so I completely forgot about this guy for a minute, does he still have legs?

They are still, surprisingly, attached to his ever-expanding body, for the time being at least. It's amazing how much weight he has shovelled back on to himself, and within such a short time frame of his surgery..

Not much of note is happening with him for the moment, though. In the last couple of weeks, he started taking testosterone supplements, because funnily enough, being a 450-pound vidya streamer who moves very little can cause low T levels.

He also hit a deer in his truck, and posted the photo on his Twitter.

One of the troll channels, Fatman, that was active early last year, and then stopped mid last year, has recently started uploading regularly. He and Lummox are the main ones of note that upload, and it appears that GulagKingpin, the other big channel, has stopped uploading. There are a handful of other channels, but they are quite small.

Here's a video from a few weeks ago, where he "yelled" at and "hit" his wife Kelly, while playing Rainbow 6 Siege.

*Edit: fucked up a link

 

[thrusting]

At least our modular mansion baron wastes his income on fun stuff like food, trucks and his crackhead family members instead of retarded mobile games centered around sweaty men who pretend fight.

 

[TacosForPrettyGirl]

At least our modular mansion baron wastes his income on fun stuff like food, trucks and his crackhead family members instead of retarded mobile games centered around sweaty men who pretend fight.

Or paying off a second mortgage that his mom took out on his modular mansion, or spending 80 000$ on his ex-girlfriend Shelline, who refused to work, and her two kids.. as far as lolcows go, the only thing DSP has over Wings is not being 450 pounds. And DSP ain't exactly an ideal figure of health

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

god damn, what did wings ever do to Phil?

 

[TacosForPrettyGirl]

god damn, what did wings ever do to Phil?

That's the second time I've heard Phil use the phrase "rose-coloured glasses" when speaking about Wings..
First off, I think the term is rose-TINTED, but that's just nitpicking. I think he genuinely doesn't understand that rose-tinted glasses means looking at something with nostalgia, he seems to think it means looking at something optimistically haha. DSP is definitely not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

It's amazing how easy it is to catch a gouty lie, he goes on and on about how he's never talked bad about Wings, and as is shown in that video, he most certainly has

There might be clips of Wings saying slightly negative things about Pigroach, but for the most part he seems pretty respectful, and he even defended Phil when he went on ReviewTechUSA's podcast.

Here's Wings talking about the "This Is How You Don't Play" videos on Phil (timestamp is 1m55 if it doesn't work)

And here's Wings talking about Khet the Horse dating Tevin before DSP (timestamp is 2m39)

 

[You]

That's the second time I've heard Phil use the phrase "rose-coloured glasses" when speaking about Wings..
First off, I think the term is rose-TINTED, but that's just nitpicking. I think he genuinely doesn't understand that rose-tinted glasses means looking at something with nostalgia, he seems to think it means looking at something optimistically haha. DSP is definitely not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

rose-colored glasses pl (plural only) (American spelling)

1. Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: glasses that are tinted in a pink or rose shade.
2. (idiomatic) An optimistic perception of something; a positive opinion; seeing something in a positive way, often thinking of it as better than it actually is.

 

[TacosForPrettyGirl]

rose-colored glasses pl (plural only) (American spelling)

1. Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: glasses that are tinted in a pink or rose shade.
2. (idiomatic) An optimistic perception of something; a positive opinion; seeing something in a positive way, often thinking of it as better than it actually is.

Well, there you go - DEBUNKED. I am dumber than DSP

 

[BScCollateral]

Well, there you go - DEBUNKED. I am dumber than DSP

Nah, there's a lot of small regionalisms out there. Nobody knows all of them.

When I was in college, I once had the unofficial job of translating our teacher from English to American. This was because I watched a lot of Monty Python.

 

[TacosForPrettyGirl]

Nah, there's a lot of small regionalisms out there. Nobody knows all of them.

When I was in college, I once had the unofficial job of translating our teacher from English to American. This was because I watched a lot of Monty Python.

That'd be a rough go, it's amazing how many differences there are between American English, British English, Australian English, and all the rest of them.

As far as American English goes, how does our big ol' country boi Wingo stack up ? To me, he sounds exactly how I imagine a stereotypical 'redneck' would sound

 

[BScCollateral]

As far as American English goes, how does our big ol' country boi Wingo stack up ? To me, he sounds exactly how I imagine a stereotypical 'redneck' would sound

That's for someone else to call, I think. I know DSP rather infamously didn't know what a "rainy day fund" was.

 

[TacosForPrettyGirl]

DSP rather infamously didn't know what a "rainy day fund" was.

That's fucking gold.

"Rainy day fund is for playing WWE Champions on a wet winter's day !" Ack ack ack *snort*

 

[makeeverem]

I have a question about Richard. I'm not American and where I live we have cheap universal healthcare (you can imagine how shitty the quality is), so I don't understand this whole "marrying someone for their health insurance" thing. Does this mean that FattubofLard doesn't have to pay anything for healthcare (not even in taxes) because his wife's plan covers him as well, and all his happy pills and testosterone supplements are basically free? I'm asking, because to me this seems exactly like the "90 day fiancé" thing, where you can exploit a flaw in the system by marrying the right person.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I have a question about Richard. I'm not American and where I live we have cheap universal healthcare (you can imagine how shitty the quality is), so I don't understand this whole "marrying someone for their health insurance" thing. Does this mean that FattubofLard doesn't have to pay anything for healthcare (not even in taxes) because his wife's plan covers him as well, and all his happy pills and testosterone supplements are basically free? I'm asking, because to me this seems exactly like the "90 day fiancé" thing, where you can exploit a flaw in the system by marrying the right person.

Generally not free, but being covered under someone elses insurance (usually from their job) means significantly less cost for you. It's deducted out of your paycheck. Some plans are far better than others though, varying from almost entirely useless to top of the line. Smelly Kelly almost certainly does not have top of the line coverage.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

As far as American English goes, how does our big ol' country boi Wingo stack up ? To me, he sounds exactly how I imagine a stereotypical 'redneck' would sound

He sounds more like a wigger to me, at least most of the time. Not surprising since outside of Charleston and maybe Myrtle Beach, South Carolina is black as fuck.