US Witches Report Their Spells Against Trump Aren't Working: 'He Has a Shield'

Witches Report Their Spells Against Trump Aren't Working: 'He Has a Shield' (archive)
By: Benjamin Gill; The Christian Broadcasting Network
Published: October 28th, 2024

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From dabblers to hard-core practitioners, witchcraft has been on the rise in the U.S. in recent years. It has become so trendy that there's an entire TikTok hashtag dedicated to WitchTok, and it's got billions of views. The occult has gained popularity in the political realm as well, once again on display during this election season.

With the presidential election right around the corner, witches are trying to cast spells against Donald Trump, but this time around they're reportedly frustrated that their spells aren't working.

The Toronto Star reports on one example in which a group of roughly 100 witches has been gathering by Zoom to attack Trump in the spirit realm. "Armed with orange candles, tarot cards, and a not-so-flattering photo of the former president, they cast a spell to block his return to the White House. The final words of their synchronized ritual — 'You're fired!' — echo as Trump's image burns to the ground," the Star reports.

The group is led by a woman with 25,000 subscribers on her mailing list, and she has invited all of them to join her in hexing Trump before the election.

But other news outlets are reporting that some witches are publicly bemoaning the failures of their spells against Trump.

An ABC News outlet in Alabama reports one witch wrote on the Reddit forum that her spells won't work like before, saying she believes it's because many people are praying. "Therefore he has a shield, a flimsy one of course, but a shield nonetheless (I am trying to figure out a way to create spells that can bypass that, but it's difficult)," the witch reportedly wrote.

Another posted, "I hate to say this, but don't do magic against him. He has a form of protection surrounding him that feeds off of magic done against him. You will have better results if you focus your magic on helping his opponent or protecting yourself and others."

Also writing on the WitchesVsPatriarchy thread on Reddit, another witch agreed that something appears to be protecting Trump from their spells.

"Some other witches have mentioned that doing spells directly against Trump are not as effective as we might hope as he seems to have some kind of protection around him," she complains.

Trump has publicly acknowledged God's protection of his life on multiple occasions since he was nearly assassinated at a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania in July.

Witches seem to be obsessed with trying to hex Trump since he entered politics. As CBN News reported throughout Trump's presidency, witches were publicly trying to bind him and even his Supreme Court picks, casting spells against them, especially in the lead-up to the 2020 election.

The trendiness of witchcraft on social media makes some young people believe it's just a harmless hobby. But people who used to be practitioners of witchcraft warn it is real, and it eventually destroys the person practicing it.

CBN News has spoken with an ex-witch named Jenny Weaver many times in recent years. She's now a Christian minister, but she reports her teenage dabbling led to darkness and terror.

"I had such a fear that gripped my life. It crippled me. The next thing that I knew, I was seeing things, hearing things, and I was being tortured by demonic spirits that had come in through the use of witchcraft. It was a very scary time. I didn't even want to close my eyes to wash my face. I was that terrified. If you think that it is innocent I am telling you it will take you down a road you do not want to go down. And I had to ask the Lord Jesus Christ to forgive me."

Weaver encourages others, "If you are practicing witchcraft, I am asking you today to give your heart to Jesus."
 
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Also: This is my 1000th post on this site which according to the occult Tumblr Book of Shadows means I get to make a wish and its power will be multiplied 1000 fold. Making it on the same night as Trump's electoral win against a woke DEI hire nignog at the witching hour should empower it a further 1488 fold and ensure its absolute fulfillment. So here I go:

May our glorious emperor President Orange Man Chad reign for 1000 years, wokehags be chained to dungeon kitchens and make us endless sandwiches, niggers once again live peaceful and productive lives in the cotton fields, and troons find their way Final Destination style into the woodchippers.

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Most "pagans" or "witches" or whatever are basically the equivalent of anarchists who don't know anything about the philosophy but read the anarchist cookbook and think they're gonna take down the government. Much like the faux anarchist boiling gasoline on his stove to make "napalm" instead of just mixing Styrofoam, diesel, and motor oil these "witches" don't know the first thing about the theoretical, philosophical, or theological basis of what they espouse. If magic exists it draws power from the energy of the human spirit and creation by the Almighty God.

True magic cannot be used for evil because evil does not create, it is fake magic which will always bite the person using it in the ass in this life or the next. I believe for example there are certain magical or holy properties associated with physical portraits of saints. One thing I think the Orthodox church gets right. Cutting a deers head off in the woods is not magic, it is destruction of the magic of creation. Magic will never make you more powerful than God.

Magic is a lot like an impression of God, and to paraphrase Norm Macdonald "you have to love someone to do a good impression of them".
 
Most "pagans" or "witches" or whatever are basically the equivalent of anarchists who don't know anything about the philosophy but read the anarchist cookbook and think they're gonna take down the government. Much like the faux anarchist boiling gasoline on his stove to make "napalm" instead of just mixing Styrofoam, diesel, and motor oil these "witches" don't know the first thing about the theoretical, philosophical, or theological basis of what they espouse. If magic exists it draws power from the energy of the human spirit and creation by the Almighty God.

True magic cannot be used for evil because evil does not create, it is fake magic which will always bite the person using it in the ass in this life or the next. I believe for example there are certain magical or holy properties associated with physical portraits of saints. One thing I think the Orthodox church gets right. Cutting a deers head off in the woods is not magic, it is destruction of the magic of creation. Magic will never make you more powerful than God.

Magic is a lot like an impression of God, and to paraphrase Norm Macdonald "you have to love someone to do a good impression of them".
Praying to a picture of a dead wop or yid who died 2,000 years ago won't give you magic powers any more than mixing period blood with fruity incense candles. It's all retardation, plain and simple.
 
Why don't people ever take Maya Angelou's words to heart? When someone tells you who they are, believe them. If these women are claiming they are witches and are casting spells, believe them. Witches have existed for all of humanity and it hasn't been since the last 100 years humans decided they weren't real. News flash, they are. And they don't want what's best for you. Act accordingly.
 
The only witch I can get behind.
That's a mage, technically.
True magic cannot be used for evil because evil does not create, it is fake magic which will always bite the person using it in the ass in this life or the next
Yeah you say that, but Skeletor's both evil AND magic.
yes i know the christmas special and several instances in the og cartoon hint he's possibly just compensating and sees evil as being cool but look the guy created a clone of his enemy cause he fucking felt like it COME ON MAN
Why don't people ever take Maya Angelou's words to heart? When someone tells you who they are, believe them. If these women are claiming they are witches and are casting spells, believe them. Witches have existed for all of humanity and it hasn't been since the last 100 years humans decided they weren't real. News flash, they are. And they don't want what's best for you. Act accordingly.
Nu age "witches" and "pagans" aren't witches lmao there's no way I'm gonna treat them seriously. Call me back when they start rampant child napping and creeping on the borders of woods like some kind of unholy cryptid.
 
Nu age "witches" and "pagans" aren't witches lmao there's no way I'm gonna treat them seriously. Call me back when they start rampant child napping and creeping on the borders of woods like some kind of unholy cryptid.
Almost all of them are just AWFLs, just with silly hobbies like incense and tarot cards.

Now, should AWFLs be burned at the stake anyway? Tough question.
 
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Rational answer: Duh, you aren't actually a witch. You don't study the craft you cling to the culture because you have a weak will and identity and are trying to identify with something that makes you feel in charge without actually putting any effort in at all in either its study or your actual self improvement. .

Esoteric answer: For those actually versed in craft and not posers, yeah good luck. You're going up against not just a man, but the entire egregore surrounding him which favors and loves him. You're going to bring your own to even stand a chance because damn. Dude has a stand the size of Godzilla.
 
They make the looniest of the Evangelical Protestant Christians look like a far more reasonable person
 
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