Without power leveling too much, anyone want to describe the worst hangover they've ever suffered from?

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Eat something hearty before bed. Drink lots of water.
One day you too can be a functional alcoholic.
Don't give up!

 

[OrionBalls]

Woke up in the backseat of my vehicle with no knowledge of how I had gotten home. Had three seizures on the couch the next day and couldn't hold anything without shaking for two. I was freezing cold and sweating profusely, and the only way I could sleep is when I managed to keep two Benedryl down. Normally you've got to come to my lead to hear that. The only thing worse than that hangover was the withdrawal symptoms which started three days later and included audial and visual hallucinations.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Puked for 4 days straight. Couldn't keep anything down. I was so dehydrated my lips were all chapped and my eyeballs burned. On the 4th day I would feel a tingly numbness in my hands after throwing up. Then all of a sudden my hands cramped up and I couldn't open them. My legs stopped working and I could barely talk. Had a friend take me to the hospital and they pumped me with electrolytes and 6 doses of sodium pentothal.

Good times.

 

[Ed Weed]

Puked for 4 days straight. Couldn't keep anything down. I was so dehydrated my lips were all chapped and my eyeballs burned. On the 4th day I would feel a tingly numbness in my hands after throwing up. Then all of a sudden my hands cramped up and I couldn't open them. My legs stopped working and I could barely talk. Had a friend take me to the hospital and they pumped me with electrolytes and 6 doses of sodium pentothal.

Good times.

I've had that tingly numbness shit in the extremities' before. It also came with a weird jittery shakiness that was very weird and uncomfortable.

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

16 years old. Party with the other oddball kids. Goths, nerds, fags, etc. I had my own fifth of vodka and I sampled other things. The other retards were kind enough to roll me over on my stomach so I didn't asphyxiate on my own vomit and wake me up to go to work the next day. I got put on weedeater duty in 100 degree weather. The worst part wasn't the hangover. The raving lesbian sucked a dick in front of everyone and I was passed out at the time. She is now a he but he is one of the cool trannies that you never hear about on the internet. He also transitioned in 2006 before it was something cool. He would brag about his massive penis. I haven't talked to him since 2007 but I hope he is doing well.

 

[Not a bee]

I woke up after drinking wine/beer, my head was pounding so I popped an Aleve and went back to bed. I woke up 2 hours later with the same headache and now feeling nauseous, and I threw up in the trash next to me, and then I passed out in the guest bed. So, when I sleep, I sleep with a shitton of blankets under me like a gremlin. My step-dad's dad showed up, he didn't know I was there, so he went to sit on the bed I guess from what I've been told, and he said he felt my boney leg which freaked the fuck outta him and he almost had a heart attack and woke up my step-dad about it.
Yeah. I woke up feeling fine after that but I don't remember shit and went to catch a train that morning.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

Pro-Tip: Don't take a bath in moonshine of dubious quality after getting hammered on mixers. It not only burns, but full body contact with the white lightning can lead to a surprising amount of absorption.

That one landed me in the hospital ER. Mostly alcohol poisoning + dehydration with all the usual symptoms. Though there was an uncomfortably high amount of methanol, it was apparently countered by the sheer amount of ethanol in my system.

Pro-Tip number 2: Don't make drunken bets with hooligans and rapscallions. Not only are said bets stupid/dangerous, they likely won't pay out either.

Pro-Tip number 3: If you are prone to take drunken bets, don't get drunk.

 

[Ishtar]

I can think of at least three.

One time around christmas-family dragged me up the stairs and I threw up on the porch(suffice to say my parents were not happy).

Another time I was in college and came back to the dorm-my room mates told me when I came in I slammed into the wall and slid down(I genuinely don’t remember this).

Every time I have had a hangover it involves waking up at 4 AM and having a shit awful headache.

Got extremely drunk in public once-depression and school drama. Had some unfortunate consequences(but not as bad as they could have been).

 

[Stasi]

If I drink beyond a certain point the hangover the next day is a killer. I'm one of those people that can't eat or drink anything the day after because I vomit it back up 20 minutes later (the alcohol withdrawals must mess with my stomach or something). Does mean that for me, all of these "hangover cures" are completely worthless because I physically can't consume anything. Usually the earliest I can eat or drink something without vomiting is late evening on the day after.

Also the older you get the worse it is. I can now have hangovers that last well into the second day. Feels bad man.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Strangely, despite being so drunk I blacked out, I have never had a hangover. I think it might have something to do with the fact that I can sleep for truly incredible lengths of time. I think I manage to sleep through the hangover.

The time I blacked out, I feel asleep, pissed myself at one point, and woke up 18 hours later. No hangover.

I've had that tingly numbness shit in the extremities' before. It also came with a weird jittery shakiness that was very weird and uncomfortable.

It's caused by a severe electrolyte imbalance in your blood. That's the last stage before you have people saying "they collapsed and never got up again" at the funeral. (This is not an exaggeration)

16 years old. Party with the other oddball kids. Goths, nerds, fags, etc. I had my own fifth of vodka and I sampled other things. The other retards were kind enough to roll me over on my stomach so I didn't asphyxiate on my own vomit and wake me up to go to work the next day. I got put on weedeater duty in 100 degree weather. The worst part wasn't the hangover. The raving lesbian sucked a dick in front of everyone and I was passed out at the time. She is now a he but he is one of the cool trannies that you never hear about on the internet. He also transitioned in 2006 before it was something cool. He would brag about his massive penis. I haven't talked to him since 2007 but I hope he is doing well.

You didn't answer the obvious question, was it your dick that the lesbian sucked?

Pro-Tip: Don't take a bath in moonshine of dubious quality after getting hammered on mixers. It not only burns, but full body contact with the white lightning can lead to a surprising amount of absorption.

That one landed me in the hospital ER. Mostly alcohol poisoning + dehydration with all the usual symptoms. Though there was an uncomfortably high amount of methanol, it was apparently countered by the sheer amount of ethanol in my system.

Pro-Tip number 2: Don't make drunken bets with hooligans and rapscallions. Not only are said bets stupid/dangerous, they likely won't pay out either.

Pro-Tip number 3: If you are prone to take drunken bets, don't get drunk.

You're very lucky you had so much ethanol in your system, otherwise you'd be blind.

 

[Cats]

why is everyone worried about power leveling all the time. who cares

my power level is 2, there. see? nothing bad happened

worst hangover was like a month long from DXM when I was an experimenting teenager. Probably gave me brain damage. Probably why my power level is only 2.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Woke up at the bottom of the stairs to my parents basement with burns on my face and absolutely no recollection of the day before.
Was properly hung over for 3 days straight, and I would very rarely feel anything the day after, apart from some tiredness.

I would recommend drinking a lot of water and eating something before bed, to avoid feeling sick.
Staying away from hard spirits and cigarettes also helps.

 

[Doppelmonger]

I was still living with my dad and heartbroken. We attended a family party at a relative's farm. Nothing of interest other that I downed a bottle of tequila by myself.

The next morning I woke up with a monster headache and went out to the truck for my bag still half sleep. Last thing I remember, I was being picked up from the ground by my brother while our dog and my dad were fighting the coyote that had just attacked me.

I got out bruised and our dog had been bitten by the coyote, but in the end my dad killed the feral animat with a blunt hit to the head with a shovel.

 

[An Ghost]

Newman day. 24 beers, 24 hours. My dumb ass picked IPAs. I had mostly survived through proper planning. Certain foods like oatmeal and yogurt help a lot when drinking a ton so I had stuff like that for most of the day. Having just rice and veggies for dinner was a mistake and suddenly an entire day of drinking hit me at once. I browned out but I do remember winning a round of SCII with just stalker spam. The next day, in addition to the normal hangover stuff, I had a hundred degree fever.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I somehow got an awful hangover from one shot of Wild Turkey. Probably drank on an empty stomach the night before.

Fireball is pretty bad too It's just not bottom shelf. So I'm not surprised by this at all.

Have you had Fireball? It tastes like having sex in a canoe you just set on fire. Fucking close to spicy water.

 

[Cats]

I somehow got an awful hangover from one shot of Wild Turkey. Probably drank on an empty stomach the night before.

Have you had Fireball? It tastes like having sex in a canoe you just set on fire. Fucking close to spicy water.

lol will never forget fireball. back from basic celebration my buddy guzzled a ton of fireball and puked fucking everywhere. fireball puke is really something else entirely

same celebration I was fiddling with my USMC bowie and some silly ass kid I only barely knew and hadn't seen since high school ran up to me to give me a hug while I was holding the knife out in front of me. How he didnt see it I will never know but I definitely didn't see him coming, he ran right into that fucking knife and cut the shit out of himself. Idiot

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think the worst hangover headache I had was when I was like 22 and the night before I thought it would be a good idea to mix gin with a bottle of Boone's Farm wine.

One time I woke up after drinking all night and went to take a shower. Could barely get my shirt off and when I did, half my upper body was purple. I went to work and was like, "Hey boss, does this look normal?" They sent me to the ER and I had shattered my collar bone somehow.

One time I drank a bunch and then decided to go to the bar. Blacked out a little and next thing I know, they're telling me I need to go. I got up but then fell down and tried to grab a chair to catch myself. Went home and played video games until I passed out. Next morning my hand was half purple. I went to the ER and I had snapped my thumb in half when I tried to grab the chair. I had left my card at the bar so I went back to get it, dreading how much the tab would be. It was less than $8. I only had one cocktail at the bar.

Once I was walking home in the winter and I guess I got tired and passed out on a public bench. Cops and emergency services woke me up. A morning jogger called them and reported me as a dead body.

 

[Ed Weed]

I somehow got an awful hangover from one shot of Wild Turkey. Probably drank on an empty stomach the night before.

Have you had Fireball? It tastes like having sex in a canoe you just set on fire. Fucking close to spicy water.

Bottom shelf to me is worse than fireball, but I guess everyone has their levels. I've drank some pretty nasty Vodka swill over the years.

 

[Ishtar]

Often when I get tipsy I end up clapping my feet together-I walk with a long sort of staggering gait. Apparently I got drunk at an Outback Steakhouse once-made people mad so much they complained.

 

[Monolith]

So this one time I was out drunk driving, then woke up with a hangover so nasty I could feel it in both my arms and part of my skull. But hey, at least I wasn't the kid I hit.