Manosphere Wiz The Wizard Lolcow

[autisticdragonkin]

If this is all a joke why is he still here being all defensive and insecure

Autism

 

[AnOminous]

He got butthurt about my reply, and I did like that. But there is a difference between 3D and 2D, would you rather be slapped than think about it?

No, John. You are the hurt butt.

 

[ON 190]

If this is all a joke why is he still here being all defensive and insecure

Trying to roll with the punches. Too bad I'm a veteran of Helldump on the SA forums, so he's facing someone who is, well, quite used to that.

 

[Butt Hurt]

John is always the giver.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

He got butthurt about my reply, and I did like that. But there is a difference between 3D and 2D, would you rather be slapped than think about it?

The topic was "Retards Who Defend Pedophilia and are Pedophiles" you went off track and started talking about how it's ok to look at cartoons, and then you went on to refer to real children as "3d loli"... You're referring to actual children in a sexual manner, actual children, not drawings, loli, has a sexual connotation. The fact that one is just a drawing doesn't shield you much.

To reiterate for the autistic, the reason it's suspect:

• Null saw you looking at the pedo thread, which you have little reason to look at. SUSTPECT
  
• Null joked that maybe you're a pedo
• You instantly started talking about cartoons SUSPECT, OFF TOPIC
• You use the words 3d loli to describe children. EXTREMELY FUCKING SUSPECT

I wouldn't let you around kids.. they're not 3d lolis... they're kids.

 

[Butt Hurt]

I used loli because I was referring to 3D CP, or 3D 'kids' who are referred to as lolis or 'sexually attractive' by other people. Your other "suspects" are basically you being paranoid. LOL PARANOIDHURT

 

[AnOminous]

I used loli because I was referring to 3D CP, or 3D 'kids' who are referred to as lolis or 'sexually attractive' by other people. Your other "suspects" are basically you being paranoid. LOL PARANOIDHURT

If you have to say "LOL" odds are you aren't.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

If you have to say "LOL" odds are you aren't.

What is it with this dork and Wiz thinking any response from us equals "LOLZ, U GUIZE ARE SO ANGRY AND PARANOID!"?

 

[Butt Hurt]

I'm only pledging the truth of the butthurt.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Well, I'm disappointed. I thought wizards had powerful magicks, but it turns out this one is not much more than a fizzled out street magician.

@Glaive, how did you manage submitting yourself to this bore?

 

[SU 390]

I simply throw the contents of the bottles out of the window, not the bottles themselves, in order to not leave my room in order to obtain more bottles for throwing out of the window. No actual collecting of the bottles takes place, in other words.

I have my lazy moments but this is God-tier laziness. Fuck.

No, it's great.
When I throw my piss outside and the temperature outside is below freezing point, it instantly evaporates, flying around in the air city dwellers breathe: thousands of people have breathed my urine vapors.

I hope when there's a windy day the piss will blow back to your face.

It's kind of sad to hear of wizards existing in Russia. Of course, there are going to be wizards everywhere, but Russia is sort of a unique place since I hear that the women over there fight over men, more so compared to Western Europe. I figured over there, if you are an average guy who is doing something decent with your life, it should be more easy to find a woman who will be interested in you, compared to other parts of Europe. Perhaps I am overestimating the situation over there.

Anyway, the whole piss in the bottle thing is weird. Do you have a reason to use bottles? Are you grinding video games where you can't take breaks to even use the bathroom, or is this due to laziness? Honestly, it's worth just walking to use the bathroom, unless you have some sort of physical limitation, since it will allow for you to stretch your muscles to an extent. Us humans aren't meant to sit down as much as we do.

Also, have you already completed your obligatory military service yet? If so, how did that go for you?

Why wouldn't wizards exist in Russia? Have you seen some of their women and the man leading Russia? I've contemplated having piss bottles if I didn't feel like running to the bathroom at the dead of night, then again I'm not a total deviant and fuck up.

I'm not being pretentious; I'm simply a 154IQ SD4 GENIUS (VERY smart person).

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

 

[Strelok]

What is it with this dork and Wiz thinking any response from us equals "LOLZ, U GUIZE ARE SO ANGRY AND PARANOID!"?

Because they haven't had human contact in so long they can't interpret social cues anymore. It's like nuclear autism.

 

[JU 199]

I thought loveshy couldn't get any more retarded.

Could we swap these losers for some lookism/sluthate trolls? At least they're entertaining.

 

[Positron]

How about trees that do not bear fruit, at all?

I thought your GENIUS IQ would have figured that out?

So what spells can you cast, given your supposed mana? Protection from Normies? Summon Autists II? Hideous Laughter?

Piss Arrow.

 

[فيل]

Why wouldn't wizards exist in Russia? Have you seen some of their women and the man leading Russia? I've contemplated having piss bottles if I didn't feel like running to the bathroom at the dead of night, then again I'm not a total deviant and fuck up.

I added doubt at the end of that comment, so my thought was meant more so as a question for him to answer, but he didn't bother to answer any one of mine.

I haven't read the last few pages, but he backpedaled on that powerlevel about pissing in bottles:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wiz-the-wizard-lolcow.12914/page-4#post-999053

 

[A Ghost]

I I haven't read the last few pages, but he backpedaled on that powerlevel about pissing in bottles:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wiz-the-wizard-lolcow.12914/page-4#post-999053

ah old news he pulled the hole "LOL I WAS JUST TROLLING AND YOU GUYS FELL FOR IT" stage the loveshy goes though he will be back to power level soon enough

 

[Positron]

I used loli because I was referring to 3D CP, or 3D 'kids' who are referred to as lolis or 'sexually attractive' by other people.

No, by "3D loli" you actually did mean living, breathing children. The context is unambiguous:

 

[AnOminous]

No, by "3D loli" you actually did mean living, breathing children.

Even saying "3D loli" is pedolicious beyond belief.

 

[Positron]

"Loli" by itself is pedolicious enough.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

>I still "win" here

It takes a special kind of autism to care about "winning" an Internet argument.