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[AnOminous]

I simply throw the contents of the bottles out of the window, not the bottles themselves, in order to not leave my room in order to obtain more bottles for throwing out of the window. No actual collecting of the bottles takes place, in other words.

So you're basically on the level of some kind of shit ape, throwing your waste out into the public.

Gross.

 

[Wiz]

My god it's even worse than I imagine. Sucks to be your neighbors.

No, it's great.
When I throw my piss outside and the temperature outside is below freezing point, it instantly evaporates, flying around in the air city dwellers breathe: thousands of people have breathed my urine vapors.

So you're basically on the level of some kind of shit ape, throwing your waste out into the public.

Who are you to call my piss "waste"?

 

[Strelok]

Who are you to call my piss "waste"?

A non-retard.

 

[Wiz]

A non-exceptional individual.

Exactly.

 

[Conrix]

So this is what happens when Marijan becomes a wizard? He powerlevels about how he throws his piss out into public.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I can't imagine how much of a stigma there is on wizardry in Russia. @Wiz how ashamed of you is your family for you commiting Тунеядство

 

[Ruin]

Who are you to call my piss "waste"?

Damn son. You want some fries with that salt?

 

[فيل]

It's kind of sad to hear of wizards existing in Russia. Of course, there are going to be wizards everywhere, but Russia is sort of a unique place since I hear that the women over there fight over men, more so compared to Western Europe. I figured over there, if you are an average guy who is doing something decent with your life, it should be more easy to find a woman who will be interested in you, compared to other parts of Europe. Perhaps I am overestimating the situation over there.

Anyway, the whole piss in the bottle thing is weird. Do you have a reason to use bottles? Are you grinding video games where you can't take breaks to even use the bathroom, or is this due to laziness? Honestly, it's worth just walking to use the bathroom, unless you have some sort of physical limitation, since it will allow for you to stretch your muscles to an extent. Us humans aren't meant to sit down as much as we do.

Also, have you already completed your obligatory military service yet? If so, how did that go for you?

 

[Glaive]

It's kind of sad to hear of wizards existing in Russia.

Fun fact, the original wizardchan.org domain was country-wide blocked by Russia. No Russian IP addresses were allowed to access.

Despite being a horrible decision to restrict internet use in the first place, one can't blame the Russians for wanting to halt a movement convincing their young male ruskis from wanting to bust a nut.

 

[Rin]

Exactly.

Maybe you're not aware, but exceptional individual is what the word "r.etard" filters to. And of course your piss is waste, or else you wouldn't throw it away. Why is it easier to piss in a bottle than to just go use the restroom? Isn't it easier not to have to worry about accidentally dropping your bottle and spilling piss all over your room?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Maybe you're not aware, but exceptional individual is what the word "r.etard" filters to. And of course your piss is waste, or else you wouldn't throw it away. Why is it easier to piss in a bottle than to just go use the restroom? Isn't it easier not to have to worry about accidentally dropping your bottle and spilling piss all over your room?

As a retard he probably doesn't think about the risk of spilling and just wants to bless Krasnoyarsk/Omsk/Primorje with his urine

 

[ON 190]

The fuck have I just read?

Apparently no day is complete without a piss-hoarding Russian wizard.

("Piss-Hoarding Russians" is the name of my new punk band, by the way.)

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Maybe he won't stay a wizard for long, he's actually very close to China:

Spoiler

On a more serious note, I can understand that if you live way down way in Siberia deep, and you have some psychological issues and live in some ex-Soviet prefabricated building on the x-th floor, then life can become rather unpleasant and you may have some great problems concerning your emotional well-being and socialization. Still, it should be so very obvious that sitting at home browsing wizardchan is the worst possible thing to do. Is there absolutely nothing interesting to do in Khabarovsk? Maybe take computational linguistics courses at university? Attend a Chinese class? Join the local guerilla gardening club? Or...?

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

Do you have crotch fungus?

 

[AnOminous]

Is there absolutely nothing interesting to do in Khabarovsk? Maybe take computational linguistics courses at university? Attend a Chinese class? Join the local guerilla gardening club? Or...?

I guess he could shoot krokodil into his eyeballs. That might be a slight improvement.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So, who is this boring fuck, and why is he trying to claim superiority after admitting that he pisses in bottles and throws it out the window?

Someone who is too lazy to go out and use the toilet loses a lot of credibility from the get go.

 

[JU 199]

Someone who is too lazy to go out and use the toilet loses a lot of credibility from the get go.

It's still women's fault for not finding him attractive.

Remember that.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

It's still women's fault for not finding him attractive.

Remember that.

I'm pretty sure that women would find him attractive if he at least bothered to practice the bare minimum of hygiene.

When you can literally feel the thick layer of grease and slime coating him from across the Internet, you know that you've found a truly... exceptional individual.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

So, I got bored and went to sleep after Wiz got angry at me, did I miss anything not boring?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So, I got bored and went to sleep after Wiz got angry at me, did I miss anything not boring?

In short, no.

In long, definitely no.