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[Butta Face Lopez]

You're not supposed to shame anyone for anything anymore. Hurting someone's feelings is apparently the worst sort of crime you can commit now. I was bullied when I was younger, I got the fuck over it. No reason these guys can't.

Except I have a mighty, masculine chin, a straight, regal nose, and sparkling blue eyes that just pop right out of my head.

 

[exball]

I can't stand how Eric and Dylan are hailed as heroes by loners and social rejects when they themselves were normies who had active social lives and bullied other kids. It's like how Satou is so admired by socially awkward shut-ins despite the fact that he had multiple girls interested in him, had friends and isn't even a virgin.

It's all ass-backwards.

Welp,

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

Yes because people diagnosed with legitimate pathologies actually only committed the killing of innocent people because they couldn't get a girlfriend.

I fucking can't with these people.

It's to the point where you want to scream "See a damn psychiatrist" at them. But god knows they'll bemoan and create some stale, contrived excuse about it not being worth it. Sometimes there are people who just want to stay wallowing in their own shit and this whole damn board is just full of them.

It's like exerting any efforts into improving your life just goes over their heads. It's a tough world but unless you start to make yourself stronger it's not gonna get any better. Just expecting it to get better without even trying leads you nowhere.

Want to enjoy life? (somehow doing this means you must be a "normalfag") Realize that you are not special, realize that there are millions of people who have yet to have gotten laid who do not go out on some silly crusade or lock themselves inside and whine on the internet.

The wizards aren't really that ugly so much, maybe they could take care of themselves a little better but seriously the deal they make about being ugly and how ugly men apparently have it so hard in life is ridiculous.

 

[Springblossom]

I think it's because he appears to have massive fucking eyes

I physically jumped when his image popped on screen. Holy fuck, what did he do in a past life to deserve that face? He looks like some kind of horrible cross between a human and a stick insect.

 

[Saney]

I want to set them all on fire.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I think it's because he appears to have massive fucking eyes

I physically jumped when his image popped on screen. Holy fuck, what did he do in a past life to deserve that face? He looks like some kind of horrible cross between a human and a stick insect.

I don't even know how he'd work around this.

I would suggest growing out the hair, getting it cut in a trendy way, shaving the face completely, shaping those forests of eyebrows, and maybe even some makeup to hide that awful complextion (shut up, I'm half-homo)...but THAT'S FOR NORMALFAGS.

 

[HandBanana]

Good to know that most if not all of the wizards are chinless fucks.

 

[Springblossom]

I don't even know how he'd work around this.

I would suggest growing out the hair, getting it cut in a trendy way, shaving the face completely, shaping those forests of eyebrows, and maybe even some makeup to hide that awful complextion (shut up, I'm half-homo)...but THAT'S FOR NORMALFAGS.

Is it me or does he have no irises, just huge black pupils? It's creepy as shit. I feel like if I look directly into them, he's going to put a curse on me.

All that said, being fuck ugly like that is still no excuse for being a total loser. I knew a guy in high school who had a weird face like that, but he still made top-notch grades, had girls all over him, and was on the basketball team.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I don't even know how he'd work around this.

I would suggest growing out the hair, getting it cut in a trendy way, shaving the face completely, shaping those forests of eyebrows, and maybe even some makeup to hide that awful complextion (shut up, I'm half-homo)...but THAT'S FOR NORMALFAGS.

Is it me or does he have no irises, just huge black pupils? It's creepy as shit. I feel like if I look directly into them, he's going to put a curse on me.

All that said, being fuck ugly like that is still no excuse for being a total loser. I knew a guy in high school who had a weird face like that, but he still made top-notch grades, had girls all over him, and was on the basketball team.

I legit almost spilled beer on my pants when I saw those pics. I agree to a point Katsu, but anything is better than leaving it the way they do. They legit seem not to give a fuck.

As for the high school guy, being into sports or on the team can compensate for any number of flaws at that age. I bet he at least did proper hygiene and stuff though along with that. Do you know what happened to that guy after?

 

[Saney]

Good to know that most if not all of the wizards are chinless fucks.

Let's you know which people are wizards.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Good to know that most if not all of the wizards are chinless fucks.

Let's you know which people are wizards.

I dare say that the spoiler tag was a good call on Niachu's part. That shit is going to haunt my nightmares

 

[exball]

Good to know that most if not all of the wizards are chinless fucks.

Let's you know which people are wizards.

They must sacrifice their chins for they're magical powers.

 

[Pikimon]

Good Lord I think I have just found enough material for my upcoming book: The Big Bad Book of Ugly!

 

[Saney]

Good Lord I think I have just found enough material for my upcoming book: The Big Bad Book of Ugly!

Send me an autographed copy?

 

[Watcher]

Good Lord I think I have just found enough material for my upcoming book: The Big Bad Book of Ugly!

Is this the cover image?

 

[José Mourinho]

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/29704.html

his is fucking embarassing, but how do I stop smelling like cum?

I'm really starting to notice it now. My sheets, blankets, clothes, body - they always smell like cum. This is probably related to about 4 years of constant fapping and jizzing everywhere without cleaning (Sometimes a fap up to 6 times a day).

I really want to start being clean, and recently I've shoewred and stuff and cut down my fapping to 1-2x a day, but I can STILL fucking smell it on me.

One thing you should note is I have a bit of a smegma problem too, I don't know why but it's really gross and wont go away. I have several fungal infections on my penis (Itchy red dry circle spots)

This is awful. I can't imagine what it's like for anyone else that smells me

 

[Pikimon]

What the ever flying fuck did I just read? I mean seriously? What the fuck.

I'm out.

 

[Totally Awesome]

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/29704.html

his is fucking embarassing, but how do I stop smelling like cum?

I'm really starting to notice it now. My sheets, blankets, clothes, body - they always smell like cum. This is probably related to about 4 years of constant fapping and jizzing everywhere without cleaning (Sometimes a fap up to 6 times a day).

I really want to start being clean, and recently I've shoewred and stuff and cut down my fapping to 1-2x a day, but I can STILL fucking smell it on me.

One thing you should note is I have a bit of a smegma problem too, I don't know why but it's really gross and wont go away. I have several fungal infections on my penis (Itchy red dry circle spots)

This is awful. I can't imagine what it's like for anyone else that smells me

I started laughing at this at the beginning, then got increasingly disgusted as I read through the entire thing.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

I hope he's making that up.

 

[KatsuKitty]

how do I stop smelling like cum?

Nuke yourself from orbit.