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Springblossom said:
Ziltoid said:
I'm proud of that Ex-Wizard, but sadly, his "fellows" probably won't share the same sentiment.

I wonder if he's the same one that posted here today?
That wasn't me. I don't post on there anymore. Having spent most of my life on the computer, I'm not really well-adjusted or have a firm grasp on reality, and I'm pretty sure staying there is not good for one's sanity.

@fashion: I wanted a Matrix trench coat too, when I was 13. But it takes a genuine badass to pull that off, those clothes do not simply look cool on anyone who wears them. I wonder if trench coat and fedora wearers realize this.
 
Obnoxion said:
That wasn't me. I don't post on there anymore. Having spent most of my life on the computer, I'm not really well-adjusted or have a firm grasp on reality, and I'm pretty sure staying there is not good for one's sanity.

@fashion: I wanted a Matrix trench coat too, when I was 13. But it takes a genuine badass to pull that off, those clothes do not simply look cool on anyone who wears them. I wonder if trench coat and fedora wearers realize this.

Trench coats can look nice on a person. The thing is, you shouldn't try look like your hard or a badass. From my experience when wearing a trench coat is only really permissible when in conjunction with semi or full formal wear.
 
as soon as a fedora is added to a trench coat, something magically terrible happens...
 
CatParty said:
as soon as a fedora is added to a trench coat, something magically terrible happens...
My guess is that the one who wears both the fedora and trench coat becomes a streaker, scarring people around him and prompting the cops to tackle him like a football player.
 
NIA-DOA 2.0 said:
Obnoxion said:
That wasn't me. I don't post on there anymore. Having spent most of my life on the computer, I'm not really well-adjusted or have a firm grasp on reality, and I'm pretty sure staying there is not good for one's sanity.

@fashion: I wanted a Matrix trench coat too, when I was 13. But it takes a genuine badass to pull that off, those clothes do not simply look cool on anyone who wears them. I wonder if trench coat and fedora wearers realize this.

Trench coats can look nice on a person. The thing is, you shouldn't try look like your hard or a badass. From my experience when wearing a trench coat is only really permissible when in conjunction with semi or full formal wear.

Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

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The only reason these people wear trenchcoats is to hide the shotguns that they're going to use to kill those women-stealing JERKS.
 
Obnoxion said:
That wasn't me. I don't post on there anymore. Having spent most of my life on the computer, I'm not really well-adjusted or have a firm grasp on reality, and I'm pretty sure staying there is not good for one's sanity.

At least we have proof that Wizardchan doesn't help depressed people, in case they to raid us again.

It's good at least one person managed to stray away from it, we can only hope more people see the light.
 
Trench coats are only acceptable wear in the winter. Because those things are fucking warm. Any other time of the year, and you look like a streaker/pedo/serial killer.
 
PhysicianPhallus said:
Any other time of the year, and you look like a streaker/pedo/serial killer.
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I think the Trenchcoat's creepiness factor applies year round
 
trenchcoats are needed because of pockets. more pocket space for ponies and blocks of cheese.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
PhysicianPhallus said:
Any other time of the year, and you look like a streaker/pedo/serial killer.
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I think the Trenchcoat's creepiness factor applies year round


Yeah, but more so when it is warm. Like ski masks. If you see someone wearing a ski mask in winter, it is creepy, but makes sense. In the summer, it makes no sense, and usually means you are about to get robbed.
 
PhysicianPhallus said:
Yeah, but more so when it is warm.
It's also that when manchildren wear trench coats they sweat a lot, so that adds to the creepiness factor.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
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I saw a thread a while back where they were wangsting about that. It's nice to know their own bodies are actively trying to force them to either grow up or die.

Also, I just wanted to share this one:

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/71040.html

Jobs are for normalfags who have families to support. Incels like us have no propects of getting gfs or getting married, we don't have to support anyone else, we don't need a lot to get by. The govmerment should just give us our autismbucks and incelbucks and let us live in peace.

>Minimum wage slaves have no one else to blame but themselves.
It doesn't matter if you are wage slave or earn 3x more money, you still must do stuff you don't like around people who you hate for god damnit 8 hours per day.

I wish I have enough money to afford NEET lifestyle to my death.

Yeah, it's a shame you can't choose your own career, or go into business for yourself, or actually find something you like and do that. You just do miserable work for eight hours a day and that's your life. Where's the forest? All I see are trees!
 
Drew this today; thought it would be appropriate to put it here.

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http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/69503.html

Another thread that fills me with rage.

>Have a good relationship with your older brother
>Speak with him about your depression and wizard apprenticeship
>Christmas
>He and his girlfriend visit me and my mother at christmas
>His girlfriend tries to talk with me about it
Good to know that I can't even trust my own brother. He promised me to keep it private and betrayed me in the blink of an eye. Fuck it.

>trusting a normie
>trusting anyone irl at all
You have the internet with its full anonimity for that. Serves you right faget.

People with gfs feel they have to share everything with their gf otherwise they are "hiding things" and "being distant."
I suspect this is the result of the mental illness known as female.

Or maybe he is trying to help you by giving you a female perspective on the whole thing?

What did she tell you? Did you at least give her a chance to try and give you some advice?

>women
>advice
>listening to normie opinion

Haha what advice could she possibly give him? You can't help adults with social issues beyond administering medication for ones caused by medical issues, she was probably just trying to feel better about herself or doing a "See me mom-to-be? I care about your family! I will make good wifey!" Goddamn, unless she was willing to take his virginity herself or set him up with the loosest slot in town it would just be a waste of his time used to make her feel better. She should have kept her nose out of it.
 
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