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wizard_diplomat said:
A little evolutionary lesson for you all.
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Sorry to burst your bubble, professor Gandalf, but I think your theory is shit. See, if women only had offspring with that top 20% of "alpha males", why are people such as you continuing to be born? You, just like Chad, are the latest in a long line of men who have gotten laid and had offspring. You two have that in common. Only Chad's still trying to continue that line, and having loads of fun on the side, whereas you have already given up. Which is a shame because you miss out on a lot of fun things this way.

You may be a wizard, but you know just as well as I do that this is just a nonsensical term. You have a wand, it ain't magic, and it won't take magic for you to get it wet. Just... go out there and try! Wave your wand around. Do your thing! :pickle: You can do it! YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! AUGH YEAH
 
Well, I never thought I'd see the day that God and Satan would join forces for a common cause. Strange what wizards will do to the normal order of things. That being said, wizards don't reproduce sexually like normal people, they grow from spores they deposit like the Orks from Warhammer 40K. That's the real reason they keep coming into existence, and there seems to be more of them every day.

That being said, evolution doesn't work on humans as well as other species, as we have no natural predators to thin the herd, either.
 
Black Sonichu said:
Well, I never thought I'd see the day that God and Satan would join forces for a common cause. Strange what wizards will do to the normal order of things. That being said, wizards don't reproduce sexually like normal people, they grow from spores they deposit like the Orks from Warhammer 40K. That's the real reason they keep coming into existence, and there seems to be more of them every day.

That being said, evolution doesn't work on humans as well as other species, as we have no natural predators to thin the herd, either.
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Our natural predators are ourselves. Not in a murder sense. But rather just our own brains that create things like wizards or bronies or loveshies or "asexuals". Ideas that cause a person to latch on to some delusion that they are worthless and they should reject the world. That is how the herd gets thinned out.
 
Yet Another Wizard said:
Nigga, that's kawaii. If I was a handsome Thundercock I would be now getting dressed in suit and going to buy roses, ring and plane ticket to you. I even play Pokemans.
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I will now be completely honest and say that that's rad. If you weren't sexist, I might actually consider you!

I'd like to be wrong but I guess that explains the "ex" part.
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The reason he's my ex could be passed off as being because of physical unattractiveness. But I also dated him for fourteen months, despite it being my first ever relationship, so there must have been something decent going on, right? Besides, I broke up with him due to personality differences. I can't prove that there wasn't a subconscious reason having to do with physical differences, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

I already said my ideal girl would be asexual. Unfortunately they are rare as fuck so I'm left with normal women and they don't want virgins. So I don't like being a virgin because... women don't like me being a virgin.
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Both my exes were virgins when I first started dating them. I could care less! I think there's kind of a personality thing that comes with being a self-conscious virgin that people don't like. Like how one reason Chris couldn't find a sweetheart was that he complained about being a virgin so often, it kind of said to women, "I'm more interested in losing my virginity than anything else". For a lot of women, that's an immediate turn-off.
 
wizard_diplomat said:
I can't wait till we master genetic engineering so we can produce basically girlfriends-for-sell... genetically programmed to like you no matter what and to never age.
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That's human trafficking, sex slavery to be exact, which is something that will never be legalized for reasons I don't even need to explain. I find it very disturbing that you want something of this nature to be a possibility some day. I've noticed that many of you wizards seem to get your ideas from Sci-Fi movies, and I must say, weird genetic engineering/cloning shit like what you're talking about never ends well in Sci-Fi movies. Would you really want humanity to be in grave danger just so you and the other wizards can bang a hot chick? I won't be surprised if you answer "yes" to that question at this point.
 
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tfw Chad Thundercock buys all the pretty girls leaving none for me (:_(
 
Altissimo said:
I already said my ideal girl would be asexual. Unfortunately they are rare as fuck so I'm left with normal women and they don't want virgins. So I don't like being a virgin because... women don't like me being a virgin.
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Both my exes were virgins when I first started dating them. I could care less! I think there's kind of a personality thing that comes with being a self-conscious virgin that people don't like. Like how one reason Chris couldn't find a sweetheart was that he complained about being a virgin so often, it kind of said to women, "I'm more interested in losing my virginity than anything else". For a lot of women, that's an immediate turn-off.
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I've never understood this either. I have been with two guys who were virgins and I didn't care. The thing with experience is that someone can just have lots of experience at being terrible in bed. They might think they're hot shit but that doesn't mean it's true. If I were to try and figure out if someone was fun in the bedroom it would be by their personality. If they are kind and caring then they are likely to put a lot of effort into your pleasure and if they have a splash of a wicked sense of humour then you're less likely to have someone who wants missionary only forever.

I think the other thing that gets lost on these guys is that some people are bloody accomplished liars. When you're young and full of hormones you don't necessarily have the experience and clarity of thought to judge people by the rest of their life and not just the way they portray themselves to you. For example, a person (both men and women do this) can say they are a kind and caring person but how do they treat their friends and family? One of my exes was charming and wonderful to me but treated his family like living cash machines and couldn't be bothered to visit them or help them when they needed it. Slowly, and extremely insidiously, he changed and started treating me the same way. With hindsight I should have seen it coming but I was young and dumb. Similar thing happened to my boyfriend with a girl he dated. Some people are just nasty, underhanded shits. It's not gender specific.
 
The girl I lost my virginity to thought it was pretty cool that she was talking it. She was experienced and was pretty happy with the whole thing. But, you know, she was probably just lying and dreaming about that Chad Thundercock we've all heard so much about. All women are the same, right?
 
The Dude said:
The girl I lost my virginity to thought it was pretty cool that she was talking it. She was experienced and was pretty happy with the whole thing. But, you know, she was probably just lying and dreaming about that Chad Thundercock we've all heard so much about. All women are the same, right?
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Dude thundercock.
 
Wait, so these Wizards are for the use of creating genetically modified clones to use as sex slaves and sell them on the market?
now I'm for free markets and all, but this is one of the exceptions where I believe such things should be prohibited by government.
first of all, how long would it take to make the clones? how long would be their longevity? what do when they grow old? disposing would just contribute to pollution.
how would we raise the clones, or are we going to "birth" them from self sufficient pods where they rapidly age?
now consider, are clones human? do they deserve the same god given rights despite them being children of men rather than children of nature?
eventually, these clones could get fed up with their masters, and might attempt to over throw us and become the dominant species of the planet while humanity ends it's chapter. And like god, destroyed by his own creations.

Man ist tot
 
Oglooger said:
Wait, so these Wizards are for the use of creating genetically modified clones to use as sex slaves and sell them on the market?
now I'm for free markets and all, but this is one of the exceptions where I believe such things should be prohibited by government.
first of all, how long would it take to make the clones? how long would be their longevity? what do when they grow old? disposing would just contribute to pollution.
how would we raise the clones, or are we going to "birth" them from self sufficient pods where they rapidly age?
now consider, are clones human? do they deserve the same god given rights despite them being children of men rather than children of nature?
eventually, these clones could get fed up with their masters, and might attempt to over throw us and become the dominant species of the planet while humanity ends it's chapter. And like god, destroyed by his own creations.

Man ist tot
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That and cloning dinosaurs is more important.
 
Oglooger said:
Wait, so these Wizards are for the use of creating genetically modified clones to use as sex slaves and sell them on the market?
now I'm for free markets and all, but this is one of the exceptions where I believe such things should be prohibited by government.
first of all, how long would it take to make the clones? how long would be their longevity? what do when they grow old? disposing would just contribute to pollution.
how would we raise the clones, or are we going to "birth" them from self sufficient pods where they rapidly age?
now consider, are clones human? do they deserve the same god given rights despite them being children of men rather than children of nature?
eventually, these clones could get fed up with their masters, and might attempt to over throw us and become the dominant species of the planet while humanity ends it's chapter. And like god, destroyed by his own creations.

Man ist tot
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Nice to know the Wizards are proving themselves to be ever more contemptible when I just woke up.

exball said:
That and cloning dinosaurs is more important.
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Dunno man, I don't think the world needs to deal with T-Rexes.
 
Growing organs for the sick, genetic therapy for the crippled, curing cancer...fuck all that bullshit! We need to get on this sex slave replicant train! How else will wizards get laid? Self improvement and social skills? Pshh... that's for normalfags!
 
These wizards are still at it? Good lord, stop trying so hard.

Also, genetically engineered sex slaves? You know, there are reasons women don't like you. I mean reasons beyond 'dur i'm not da Chad Thundercock and dat's all da wimmin want'.
 
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Springblossom said:
These wizards are still at it? Good lord, stop trying so hard.

Also, genetically engineered sex slaves? You know, there are reasons women don't like you. I mean reasons beyond 'dur i'm not da Chad Thundercock and dat's all da wimmin want'.
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Nope. It's all Chad. You're just in denial. It's a conspiracy maaaannn!!!
 
Shouldn't his name be Chad lightningcock since thunder is just the sound of lightning?
 
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