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[DrChristianTroy]

I'd pay money to see this wizard preach his theories to some gangsta types in real life. vs

Keep your cash in your pocket because I've witnessed it. Dude in his mid-20s yelling at a bunch of tall muscular black dudes with do-rags outside a Whole Foods about "savages taking the white women away" and "niggers are blah blah blah" the only thing they did while the dude yelled his lungs out was stand there and listen with completely stoic faces.

After a few minutes of yelling the crazy racists stopped yelling and was obviously quite winded from yelling. That's when the black dudes just all started laughing. It was the kind of laugh you see in 1980s movies when the unpopular nerd gets humiliated by the popular kids, where everyone is primarily focused on the subject of the laughter.

The crazy racist uncomftorably squirmed a bit in his spot and walked away with shoulders hunched, leaving his groceries in his cart.

To this day I wonder how in the hell did the dude explode like that outside of a Whole Foods of all places.

I imagined Omar from The Wire reading this. As it turns out, makes the story better.

 

[hm yeah]

It truly blows my mind how Wizards and Loveshies view women as not even being people. Is this how they view their own mothers? Grandmothers? Sisters? Nuns? It's just...it blows my mind.

If I were my younger self I'd be having nonstop rage explosions over this, but nowadays I know not to take shit like this seriously - but there's a whole hidden "underculture" I guess you could call it, and who knows how big it is.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

It truly blows my mind how Wizards and Loveshies view women as not even being people. Is this how they view their own mothers? Grandmothers? Sisters? Nuns? It's just...it blows my mind.

If I were my younger self I'd be having nonstop rage explosions over this, but nowadays I know not to take shit like this seriously - but there's a whole hidden "underculture" I guess you could call it, and who knows how big it is.

If you were to ask them this on the sight they would tell you they hate theirfamily as well, not to mention anyone who loves their family on the site is automatically a normalfag and banned.

Honestly they probably don't mean it, but they are just following the circleJERK of hatred.

 

[Springblossom]

I saw this posted on Wizardchan way the fuck back when this thread was first opened, and I remember thinking, "This has to be a fucking joke", but after almost 90 pages, I'm inclined to think there's at least a portion of the wizards who think like this. I've been wanting to post it for a while, and I finally found it on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Persons prone to extreme rage should not view the following.

Behold, THE MOST DELUSIONAL STRAWMAN COMIC YOU WILL EVER SEE:

Spoiler

 

[The I Scream Man]

I saw this posted on Wizardchan way the fuck back when this thread was first opened, and I remember thinking, "This has to be a fucking joke", but after almost 90 pages, I'm inclined to think there's at least a portion of the wizards who think like this. I've been wanting to post it for a while, and I finally found it on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Persons prone to extreme rage should not view the following.

Behold, THE MOST DELUSIONAL STRAWMAN COMIC YOU WILL EVER SEE:

Spoiler

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/d/d5/Wizchan_strawman_comic.png

HM YEAH

I need a "hm yeah" vomiting "hm yeah"s, because that has never been more appropriate. I think I'd check out a utopian paradise where no one had to work and everyone could just pursue self-enrichment if such a place existed, but this ain't Star Trek, pal, much as we might want it to be.

I take issue with the whole thing but the "why would I want to date 3d?" bit just really, I mean come on how do you believe that? I don't WANT a pure girl! I ain't pure, so why should they be? Does that mean that the wizards think THEY'RE pure? I mean...holy moly, thats just so...

So boring. I thought Chris would max out my pity-ometer but man we're crankin that sucker to 11 because lots of girls in my life show me loyalty and respect, because I show it to them in turn. And as far as being "betrayed" for a richer man, I got news for you, Fella Who Drew That Shit, women are people, they ain't your vassals. If they wanna be happy then let em, I say. Happiness is fleeting enough as it is in life, I wouldn't begrudge anyone theirs...don't get me wrong, breaking up really is hard to do and it sucks out loud, but I respect their decision, just as I'd expect them to respect mine.

All of this has been discussed over and over in this thread, so apologies for bein redundant. It's just a form of mental catharsis, I guess. To Fella Who Drew That Shit: you'll never read this, but I don't think you're a "fucking virgin loser" or anything like that. I just think you're committing the worst crime imaginable, especially for one who claims to be so enlightened. Not to say there aren't worse things he could do, but as far as thought crimes are concerned I really think this one is one of the worst. What crime is that, you ask? Why, it's very simple:

He's so fucking boring.

Edit: also racist. yawn.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I like how the wizard's drawn like, all handsome

 

[Springblossom]

I like how the wizard's drawn like, all handsome

I love his fucking delusional arguments.

'As a NEET, I can do whatever I want to do! I can learn a new language, study literature, work out, or just chill with friends!'

Yeah, Wizardchan's all over academic pursuits, physical fitness, and healthy social lives.

I want to believe...I really, really want to believe that it's just an ironic thing that some wizard drew as a joke, but ninety pages are telling me that there's a sizable chunk of the site that's delusional enough to believe that. I know I'm saying it a lot, but if you honestly think that comic is for real, you are as deluded as Chris is.

 

[hm yeah]

HM YEAH

I need a "hm yeah" vomiting "hm yeah"s, because that has never been more appropriate

you called?

And you want me to do what???

 

[The I Scream Man]

HM YEAH

I need a "hm yeah" vomiting "hm yeah"s, because that has never been more appropriate

you called?

And you want me to do what???

Lol please pass judgement on a shitty comic, if you wouldn't mind. And then vomit everywhere.

 

[hm yeah]

hm yeah this comic is uhh hm. yeah i uhh -i do not uhh- hmmm i am like de attractive man telling off dat dang ugly troll an' such

*vomits up a geyser of smaller copies of myself who in turn vomit little geysers of even smaller hm yeahs*

 

[Pikimon]

The comic is oviously false as it mentions "hang out with friends" as one of the alternatives to living a normal life.

But as we all know, Wizards have no friends ;D

 

[Saney]

The comic is oviously false as it mentions "hang out with friends" as one of the alternatives to living a normal life.

But as we all know, Wizards have no friends ;D

And they sure as hell don't try to improve their lives. I mean, "learning a new language", "learning to paint", can you imagine a wizard trying to better themself?

 

[Foulmouth]

The comic is oviously false as it mentions "hang out with friends" as one of the alternatives to living a normal life.

But as we all know, Wizards have no friends ;D

And they sure as hell don't try to improve their lives. I mean, "learning a new language", "learning to paint", can you imagine a wizard trying to better themself?

It was "weightlifting" that made me laugh.

 

[Silver]

My satisfaction in life comes from helping others and making people happy. I can't do that locked up in a basement all day, regardless of what I'm doing with my time.

 

[Springblossom]

The comic is oviously false as it mentions "hang out with friends" as one of the alternatives to living a normal life.

But as we all know, Wizards have no friends ;D

And they sure as hell don't try to improve their lives. I mean, "learning a new language", "learning to paint", can you imagine a wizard trying to better themself?

It was "weightlifting" that made me laugh.

Hey, come on, give them some credit. They've got 'watch anime' on there, and they're all over that. They love it so much they even marry it! (I'd totally link that waifu thread here if I could find it)

 

[Count groudon]

The comic is oviously false as it mentions "hang out with friends" as one of the alternatives to living a normal life.

But as we all know, Wizards have no friends ;D

And the fact that the wizard in the comic has a chin.

 

[Foulmouth]

My satisfaction in life comes from helping others and making people happy. I can't do that locked up in a basement all day, regardless of what I'm doing with my time.

My satisfaction in life comes from fapping furiously to the weeping of wizards.

 

[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/65499.html

I love seeing things like this. Godspeed, anonymous wizardchanner.

 

[exball]

My satisfaction in life comes from helping others and making people happy. I can't do that locked up in a basement all day, regardless of what I'm doing with my time.

My satisfaction in life comes from fapping furiously to the weeping of wizards.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

The wizards have made me realize white knighting is futile.