Wizardchan

[Duke Nukem]

Meh. I've heard of people doing weirder shit on the internet than whacking it to their sister.

Weirder then this shit?

Every two to three days, or whenever the smell/ taste runs out I go to the laundry hamper my sister puts her panties in and take a pair.
Whenever I masturbate I smell them, wear them and lick her sweet taste off of them.
When I first started doing it I felt an immense amount of guilt, like I had killed a dog or something. Now it doesn't even faze me and is a part of my routine every few days.
My sister is a complete cunt but I am so happy to have her around just for her stinky soiled panties.

And people say bullying is bad.

Uhm, it's nice he has a good relationship with his sister? What the fuck is up with these people and sharing their creepy as fuck fetishes?

If weirder shit does exist, I don't think it's the best idea to post it here. My imagination can't take the pain. I suppose these fetishes may develop as a result of having a complete lack of any real relationships or sex, and act as a substitute, albeit a very unhealthy one. The brain can do some weird things to fulfill certain desires, but I'm not sure I want to know the details of whatever mental gymnastics these guys are trying to pull.

 

[José Mourinho]

I used to smell my sister panties when I was like 4. My memory is fuzzy but I think I only did it twice or so. Somehow I felt too guilty and stopped. Nowadays I'd have absolutely 0 interest in that, even if she was close enough for that.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/47537.html

That's the thing though alphas have lowered the bar for us since they fuck and date both good and shit tier women leaving us with nothing so all these shit tier women now expect these 10/10 alphas.

And we are left to rot and become twisted angry bitter people.

And they have the fucking guts to call us fucking creeps and disgusting when they find out we have waifus and have resorted to /wiz/ardry because of fucking rejection all our life, WE are the monster you created, WE will not bend to your submission like those "alphas", WE are the monster you created so fucking deal with it you vapid whores.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

And they have the fucking guts to call us fucking creeps

Well maybe if you're group stops creating threads about whacking off while sniffing you're sisters panties, maybe people will stop labelling you as "creeps".

 

[Picklepower]

They say all these gross and sexist things, and then wonder why girls don't like them.
They remind me of this character. Oh Shit I just realized the image came from Wizardchan, lol Lemme guess, they missed the point of the show and thought the main characters hikkikomori lifestyle was something to aspire to? Like how Stormfront members, miss the point of American History X?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Well, that just got massively more depressing. At least, unlike Stormfront types and other German War Bitches, NEETs/hikkikomori/wizards/lazy fucks, whatever, can't raise their kids in their chosen lifestyle because they're not having any -- they're like a very slow mass Darwin Award.

 

[Duke Nukem]

They say all these gross and sexist things, and then wonder why girls don't like them.
They remind me of this character. Oh Shit I just realized the image came from Wizardchan, lol Lemme guess, they missed the point of the show and thought the main characters hikkikomori lifestyle was something to aspire to? Like how Stormfront members, miss the point of American History X?

I watched that show this morning, it's hilarious. Of course, I'm not a hikikomori, so I can't really say I have much of an insider's perspective on that lifestyle. I understand the urge to withdraw from the world occasionally but god damn, when you're too lazy to take out the trash or scrub out or even flush your toilet, what do you expect people to think?

 

[José Mourinho]

Still at the Dirty Secrets thread:

When I was little, maybe 7 or 8, I made my neighbour's little brother who was maybe 4 drink my piss out of a small plastic bottle in the woods. Don't even remember why. Just to do it. I also convinced that same kid to throw a rock at the head of another kid his age and then lied to his parents when he tried to say I made him do it.

Besides that and fapping to the thoughts of one of my cousins after I peeked on her getting changed into a bathing suit once, I don't really have any secret things.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/47741.html

I have first of my two exams tomorrow.
I don't know anything, I'll probably fail.
I could repeat semester, starting in February but you have to pay for it and
>>47751
>parents couldnt support me for 6 months
>too lazy and antisocial to get a job
so I'll probably just kill myself.

Oh who am I trying to cheat, I'm afraid of suicide. I fail everything in life so I'd fail with suicide too. I'd probably just end with brain damage or something.

 

[HandBanana]

The only good thing I got out of this site is now I refer to every loser I meet as a wizard.

 

[Springblossom]

The only good thing I got out of this site is now I refer to every loser I meet as a wizard.

I got a sense of just where rock bottom is. It's simultaneously fascinating and chilling.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/47920.html

Anybody else tired of being a human?

Everything is such a hassle.

Having to walk, having to prepare food, having to clean yourself, having to buy clothes, having to wash and iron those clothes, having to clean your house, having, having to carry all the furniture into the house, having to do paperwork, having to go to school, havint to work. Everything is such a hassle. And people can be very annoying to. Having your parents scream at you or getting into trouble for some little things. People robbing one or hurting one. There are small things that keep me alive but I slowly start to wonder if it's worth it.

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/28909.html
Their discussion about whether they call themselves 'loveshies'.

 

[exball]

No sane person would lump themselves in with the common perception of a 'loveshy' male.
That's like being a proud brony.

 

[Springblossom]

You know what I just realized? A year or so ago, I was exactly like one of these guys. Failed out of school, jobless, barely any real friends, and borderline suicidal. Then I managed to land a shit-ass job as a cashier, and got a new lease on life. Seriously, these people can go fuck themselves. If I turned myself around, so can they.

 

[Null]

When I got my first job at a burger place, being around other human beings kinda fixed everything. The managers would force me to speak loudly so that others could hear me as communication was pretty important during the busy hours. As a result I just broke out of the shell and it wasn't very difficult to speak to strangers, especially after I got cashier training. A few of them have work, but I would say the majority are still being supported by mom and have never gotten a job.

 

[Springblossom]

When I got my first job at a burger place, being around other human beings kinda fixed everything. The managers would force me to speak loudly so that others could hear me as communication was pretty important during the busy hours. As a result I just broke out of the shell and it wasn't very difficult to speak to strangers, especially after I got cashier training. A few of them have work, but I would say the majority are still being supported by mom and have never gotten a job.

Same here. I used to have serious trouble talking to strangers, and after I got a cashier job, I got a lot better at it; I don't necessarily like it, but I can do it without stuttering or staring at the floor the whole time.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/48095.html

This really made me explode in anger recently so I want to make a thread to share and cool off.

>be friendless no-life social retard
>think it at least balances out by being intelligent/nerdiness
>nope, I'm an idiot and I don't know anything about vidya/anime
>the smartest students were also most sociable and attractive
>guy who makes lets plays on youtube reveals his face
>he's attractive and sometimes even shows his girlfriend
>watch streams of pro gamers
>all attractive and successful at life

Its not fair. They're normalfags with full enjoyable lives and they're still better than me at something I spend most of my day on. to put it in video game terms, they just outclass me in every stat. Does anyone else have this perception?

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

where does he say he is virgin?

They don't, I just implied it. I can spot a fellow virgin a mile away.

So this guy has a wizard equivalent of a gaydar then?

Also all I am sensing on this thread is insane jealousy towards let's players, because some are making money from video games (Wizardchan's favourite hobby) and have girlfriends, unlike these sad sacks who instead of doing something productive for themselves, choose to play the victim (yet again) and go on about how they are cursed to a life of failure due to "bad genetics" and how "normies" will always be more attractive and successful.

If they truly hate their lives so much, why don't they just kill themselves.

 

[Springblossom]

The fuck is up with that stupid sad frog and that MS Paint alien-looking guy they keep posting? I can't find a thread on there that doesn't have at least one of those pictures in it.

Also: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/48164.html

 

[José Mourinho]

The fuck is up with that stupid sad frog and that MS Paint alien-looking guy they keep posting? I can't find a thread on there that doesn't have at least one of those pictures in it.

The sad frog is kinda a meme on 4chan, I guess.

 

[Picklepower]

The fuck is up with that stupid sad frog and that MS Paint alien-looking guy they keep posting? I can't find a thread on there that doesn't have at least one of those pictures in it.

Also: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/48164.html

Its their deity, they worship. Along with the "feels" man. Sad frog, feels man, and the loveshy spirit, its their unHoly trinity.

 

[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/48207.html

I'll give the OP this, if (IF) that wall of text he posted is true, he has every reason to be unhappy with his lot.

That being said...

I hate females, they are basically all dumb whores on an egotistic evil feminist power trip.

I hate whiteknights, they are pathetic self-righteous beta normalfags who are too unintelligent and worthless to ever wise up or catch on to the fact that being nice and throwing other guys under the bus isn't going to get them laid. It didn't work for us former-nice-guy virgins, it won't work for them.

And every day my mind feels like it is engulfed in flames from the profound anguish and regret of what could have been, if only I hadn't made those mistakes that could have so easily been prevented.

I know those feels, OP.

This is why I would never stand up for a female in any way. If I seen a women getting beat up by her boyfriend I would assume she got herself into the situation by not having relationships with kind, smart introverts and choice idiot brutes instead. And if I did get involved I would possibly have to fight the guy and when the cops arrived she'd probably lie for him and say I started the fight.