Wizardchan

[Pine Tar]

I know, doesn't it? I think I'm gonna get my first job after a successful interview.

Congrats! Good luck with whatever you're doing!

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

Good luck !

 

[BiggerJ]

Those pics make me feel sorry for those Wizards, they are the losers in the genetic lottery that is life.

Like a lot of love-shys they have the creep vibe and nothing they do will really over come it, no wonder they're bitter.

Almost makes me want to adopt one...almost.

It's entirely possible for them to settle for less. It's always the wrong choice to gain a massive sense of entitlement, resent the world, and (I remember reading this on a thread somewhere, probably about Wizardchan, can't remember where for the life of me) lie down and let nature destroy them.

 

[Springblossom]

From the "normalfag" thread:

/v9k/ pls
We call them normalfags because they are lesser beings and infitely below us. Only a delusional fool would consider the great masses of mana-less slaves to be their betters.

WHAAAAAT

It's obviously a derogatory term used to describe people with sufficient social skills to get some sort of satisfaction out of socializing.(this can mean many things)
It's derogatory because wizards do not like or even condone socializing of any sort, they see normalfags as dependent on the validation of others which makes them weak. At least that's how the wizards think who don't feel bad about being a wizard, the other wizards are just spiteful wannabe normalfags.

I'm literally crying with laughter right now. This is amazing.

Also something else:

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/51380.html

So that's what 'onenitis' means.

>had crush on shy qt in 10-11th grade
>only ever saw her talk to a few people, mostly keeps to herself
>think of her as ideal girl
>know I'll never be with her but don't care as long as I can observe her from afar
>end of junior year
>she gets a fucking spray tans and starts dressing like a vapid slut
>starts hanging around alpha douchebag seniors
>tfw watching your crush go full normie

Pffff shut the fuck up. That's seriously your own fault.

 

[HandBanana]

With how divided the world is on trivial stuff such as race/gender/religion/sexual orientation/politics it's good to see that everyone is united on their hatred/loathing for wizards.

 

[José Mourinho]

Still from the normalfag thread:

I have a fundamental problem with the term "normalfag."

The problem is, being normal is NOT a problem. What we hate is the NORM, which people who are "normal" (has relationships, mentally healthy, etc) may or may not follow. The norm is what dictates what you "should" do (watch football, take a mortgage, obey authorities), and is the main problem. The norm is actually quite unhealthy, and it's what makes many normal people become unhealthy (work stress, being pressured to marry, etc.) Most people in counter-cultures are actually "normalfags," even though they share many thoughts with wizards and may even sympathize wizards.

This is why I am all for using the term "normie", and I think this is what we should use by default. Normie sounds much better because it makes it clear that it's somebody who blindly follows the norm, rather than somebody who is a normal/healthy person.

 

[BiggerJ]

With how divided the world is on trivial stuff such as race/gender/religion/sexual orientation/politics it's good to see that everyone is united on their hatred/loathing for wizards.

We are social beings; connecting with other people is a part of life. These Wizards and people like them have given up on connecting with other people. Thus, everyone can agree that they are failures of humanity, because they fail at a big part of what it means to be human.

 

[KatsuKitty]

This all raises an interesting point...who's worse: wizardchan, or loveshies? I mean they're both pretty bad. A loveshy idolizes St. George Sodini while a wizard just shits on the floor because he's too depressed to use the toilet.

 

[Springblossom]

This all raises an interesting point...who's worse: wizardchan, or loveshies? I mean they're both pretty bad. A loveshy idolizes St. George Sodini while a wizard just shits on the floor because he's too depressed to use the toilet.

Wizards. Loveshies, for their infinite faults, can at least contribute to society (for the most part). Wizards are just content to leech off the tits of whatever poor fool is stuck with them.

 

[Saney]

This all raises an interesting point...who's worse: wizardchan, or loveshies? I mean they're both pretty bad. A loveshy idolizes St. George Sodini while a wizard just shits on the floor because he's too depressed to use the toilet.

Wizards. Loveshies, for their infinite faults, can at least contribute to society (for the most part). Wizards are just content to leech off the tits of whatever poor fool is stuck with them.

One of the regular Loveshies is a cook, I believe (I feel bad for the poor bastards who get his cooking though), and even fschmidt has a job (hopefully one that keeps him away from the opposite sex). It's a sad day when I admit that the Loveshies aren't completely useless...Of course, then again, wizards don't idolise murderers or actively cry for women to get raped or murdered..do they?

 

[Springblossom]

This all raises an interesting point...who's worse: wizardchan, or loveshies? I mean they're both pretty bad. A loveshy idolizes St. George Sodini while a wizard just shits on the floor because he's too depressed to use the toilet.

Wizards. Loveshies, for their infinite faults, can at least contribute to society (for the most part). Wizards are just content to leech off the tits of whatever poor fool is stuck with them.

One of the regular Loveshies is a cook, I believe (I feel bad for the poor bastards who get his cooking though), and even fschmidt has a job (hopefully one that keeps him away from the opposite sex). It's a sad day when I admit that the Loveshies aren't completely useless...Of course, then again, wizards don't idolise murderers or actively cry for women to get raped or murdered..do they?

They kind of do. I remember somewhere earlier in this thread, there was a Wizardchan thread that was talking about how the Columbine shooters were heroes or something like that.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

They kind of do. I remember somewhere earlier in this thread, there was a Wizardchan thread that was talking about how the Columbine shooters were heroes or something like that.

Yeah, they think that spree shooters are gods for killing "normalfags", seriously fuck them.

 

[Saney]

Ok yeah, fuck these guys, they are worse than Loveshies. At least the Loveshies have jobs...except for Cenobite. That fuck fuck is a useless lump. He may as well be a wizard.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/47537.html

That's the thing though alphas have lowered the bar for us since they fuck and date both good and shit tier women leaving us with nothing so all these shit tier women now expect these 10/10 alphas.

And we are left to rot and become twisted angry bitter people.

And they have the fucking guts to call us fucking creeps and disgusting when they find out we have waifus and have resorted to /wiz/ardry because of fucking rejection all our life, WE are the monster you created, WE will not bend to your submission like those "alphas", WE are the monster you created so fucking deal with it you vapid whores.

Why would you tell anyone, particularly someone you want to date, this?!?!?!

 

[Niachu]

Is the tragedy of chronic datelessness honestly that awful? I mean assuming you weren't a disgusting creep with a victim complex and just a regular person with a shred of introspection.

 

[KatsuKitty]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/47537.html

That's the thing though alphas have lowered the bar for us since they fuck and date both good and shit tier women leaving us with nothing so all these shit tier women now expect these 10/10 alphas.

And we are left to rot and become twisted angry bitter people.

And they have the fucking guts to call us fucking creeps and disgusting when they find out we have waifus and have resorted to /wiz/ardry because of fucking rejection all our life, WE are the monster you created, WE will not bend to your submission like those "alphas", WE are the monster you created so fucking deal with it you vapid whores.

Why would you tell anyone, particularly someone you want to date, this?!?!?!

At the very least, aren't they cheating on their waifus by telling their potential sweetheart this?

 

[Fialovy]

I know, by telling that you have a serious waifu, then girls will get the impression that they are less important than said anime/video game/whatever characters.

 

[TL 611]

By telling anyone you have a waifu, they'll get the impression you fuck pillows and have a really bad grasp on reality. Chicks don't dig pillow-fucking maniacs.

 

[LM 697]

By telling anyone you have a waifu, they'll get the impression you fuck pillows and have a really bad grasp on reality. Chicks don't dig pillow-fucking maniacs.

I don't even know what a walfu is.

 

[Picklepower]

Dr. Robotnic is my waifu.