Wizardchan

[Saney]

Ah, WizardChan. Combining the sexism of Loveshies with the racism of Stormfront. It truly is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

 

[CatParty]

So they aren't going to commit suicide?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

So they aren't going to commit suicide?

No, they're just crying for attention.

A suicidal person will just kill themselves without all the drama. It's the ones that swallow a large amount of pills or slash their wrists that are just looking for attention and sympathy.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Typical conversation with a wizard.

 

[The Dude]

So they aren't going to commit suicide?

No, they're just crying for attention.

A suicidal person will just kill themselves without all the drama. It's the ones that swallow a large amount of pills or slash their wrists that are just looking for attention and sympathy.

Remember kids, if the slash is "across the street" then it's just a cry for attention. If the cut is "down the road" they mean it.

 

[Duke Nukem]

God it looks like his scrawny arms can barely hold up that sword! Sweet mullet too

Yeah man I barely made it out alive on my last recon mission in Wizardville, but managed to snap this photo when he jumped out of a shrub and attempted to skewer me with it. He reminds me of the fast zombies in Half Life 2.

Nah. He's a battlemage. True wizards are too busy wallowing in self pity to go outside and attack people.

Whatever the hell he was, I don't like the looks of him.

 

[Varis]

I've only read through the last ten pages or so, but wow. Just how, in this day and age, do so many men grow up to hate women?

 

[Watcher]

Just how, in this day and age, do so many men grow up to hate women?

I just think Japanese, given their superior minds, were the first ones to realize that living for procreation is animal, not human and decided to live solely for experiencing various pleasures - the only real point of living. And when they think they have had enough pleasure - they kill themselves.
They also have very little land to breed on.

These people existed for hundreds of years. We just called them "lunatics" and didn't listen to them. Now they're on websites complaining about how life is too hard and that liking women isn't a part of being human but is "animal".

I don't think anyone ever told them that they are the result of two "normalfags" reproducing, and that men liking women is the entire reason they exist in the first place.

I'm really hoping Wizards don't assume this is how they were conceived

 

[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70107.html

Wizards talk about how nothing was their fault and they were just doomed by circumstance.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Just how, in this day and age, do so many men grow up to hate women?

I just think Japanese, given their superior minds, were the first ones to realize that living for procreation is animal, not human and decided to live solely for experiencing various pleasures - the only real point of living. And when they think they have had enough pleasure - they kill themselves.
They also have very little land to breed on.

These people existed for hundreds of years. We just called them "lunatics" and didn't listen to them. Now they're on websites complaining about how life is too hard and that liking women isn't a part of being human but is "animal".

I don't think anyone ever told them that they are the result of two "normalfags" reproducing, and that men liking women is the entire reason they exist in the first place.

I'm really hoping Wizards don't assume this is how they were conceived

http://withfriendship.com/images/i/41110/stork.jpg

But who fucks the stork?

 

[Varis]

These people existed for hundreds of years. We just called them "lunatics" and didn't listen to them. Now they're on websites complaining about how life is too hard and that liking women isn't a part of being human but is "animal".

The part that bugs me the most is where they separate themselves from women, as if having breasts and/or no duck somehow makes you less of a thinking, feeling, self-aware person.

 

[Watcher]

These people existed for hundreds of years. We just called them "lunatics" and didn't listen to them. Now they're on websites complaining about how life is too hard and that liking women isn't a part of being human but is "animal".

The part that bugs me the most is where they separate themselves from women, as if having breasts and/or no duck somehow makes you less of a thinking, feeling, self-aware person.

That is why at nineteen, I added two and two together and decided to pursue classical studies instead. "Introduction to Attic Greek" or "Wheelock's Latin" will be seen and not heard 100% of the time, which is 100% more than can be said of women these days.

That's exactly what they think

It's a mentality that comes about mostly due to isolation. Women don't talk to them for whatever reason so they assume women are naturally less intelligent or less than human due to not associating with them. It festers within them and they grow less and less rational and more and more depressed. And they come up with ridiculous justifications as to why.

 

[The Dude]

This is one of the problems with the internet: idiots, losers, and nutjobs are able to connect easily with other idiots, losers, and nutjobs and create batshit insane web communities and circlejerk each other into a sense that their insanity is somehow OK. Back in the days before the web these guys would have to make do with keeping their lunacy to the privacy of their own bedrooms and possibly rambling incoherently on street corners.

 

[exball]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70107.html

Wizards talk about how nothing was their fault and they were just doomed by circumstance.

Again? I think almost every Wizardchan thread turns into this at some point.

 

[Shadow Fox]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70107.html

Wizards talk about how nothing was their fault and they were just doomed by circumstance.

And this is why I have pretty much no sympathy for them. It's shitty to feel awkward and ugly and unlikeable, and to believe that you'll never make anything of yourself. I've been there, and it sucks. But the ultimate solution to a wizard's problems is to work hard to recognize, correct and compensate for their shortcomings - which includes asking for and accepting help. And that's something they'll never do, because they've so firmly convinced themselves that their parents, classmates, teachers, coworkers and therapists are all evil normie scum who want them to become braindead football-loving sheeple like everyone else, they'll never get anywhere. They will forever be bitter virgins drowning in misery because every time someone wades out to offer them a hand they flounder away, blubbering their insane wizard conspiracy theories.

I know they're all hung up on not changing to meet society's fickle, arbitrary standards, and "being true to themselves", but, well...when "yourself" is someone even you don't like, what do you have to lose by changing?

 

[exball]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70107.html

Wizards talk about how nothing was their fault and they were just doomed by circumstance.

But the ultimate solution to a wizard's problems is to work hard to recognize, correct and compensate for their shortcomings - which includes asking for and accepting help.?

Hahaha, what a story Shadow Fox.

 

[Watcher]

Wizardchan doesn't have any "true" wizards
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70165.html

Want to know why WizardChan is so quiet right now? Because Wizard Culture is a sham. All the usual posters that would have made this place so active at this time of day in the past are now with their friends and families, or even their partners, seeing in the new year. There are no wizards or hikikomoris! Only delusional normies and demi-normies living a fiction because they want to feel a part of some online subculture. Hell, even our moderators and administrators here are normal, girlfriend-fucking men.

Wake up, true Wizards and Hikikomoris! Abandon this ridiculous pastiche, this farcical nightmare designed to entrap and ensnare people like us for the amusement of the greater Internet!

Fucking normies. Probably there's three true virgins left here including me and 10 lurking beta normies who were not invited anywhere. Rest is fucking girls at parties.

I had friends in my childhood but when in middle school parties, drinking, gfs and other normie shit started I wasn't normie enough for them
And having friends requires being able to talk with people, thing I can't do

As someone who has been here for almost a year, I can say this is no surprise, this place is indeed a joke and laughing stock for normies and beta normies, the reason I keep posting is because we can keep the topics virgin and wizard related. But make no mistake, normies, Chad Thundercock and their friends are among us, and they are the majority.

All of them are just pretending.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

As someone who has been here for almost a year, I can say this is no surprise, this place is indeed a joke and laughing stock for normies and beta normies...

It took him a year to figure this out? I thought these wizards were supposed to be smart and on a higher level than us normalfags. If little old me can see that half of what goes on there is people playing with these folk, how can they not?

 

[Count groudon]

Wait, middle school drinking parties? Those are a thing? When I was in middle school (like 3 years ago) all anyone did was play yu gi oh and play vidya and things like that.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Obviously you weren't invited