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[Bob's Fries]

If you want to attack arguments that I never made, I'll leave you to it.

Pssst, pseudo-intellectual wizard, I have something for you. You know there is a thing called "determination". Use it.

IMPOSSIBRU! You're telling him to use something what wizards don't even have!

 

[teheviltwin]

I use the Imperial spelling and use apostrophes and commas as thousands delimiters and decimals respectively because those seem to the best ways. God bless the Queen as women are amazing!

FIXED!

 

[Pikimon]

the President and his family taking extravagant vacations every few months

Not to pick at a good argument but the current president took less vacation days than the previous administration.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter ... -saying-g/

 

[Cwckifan]

Still expensive as hell, though

 

[The Dude]

the President and his family taking extravagant vacations every few months

Not to pick at a good argument but the current president took less vacation days than the previous administration.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter ... -saying-g/

But he's traveling to more exotic locations and spending more money on each trip than the previous president.

If you want to attack arguments that I never made, I'll leave you to it.

Your argument was that "America's odious labour laws" was killing the economy and keeping da Wizardman down. I pointed out how asinine your take on what's killed the economy and how your fellow Wizards leeching off the working man has contributed to the death of our economy. I'm surprised that such a bright, intelligent young man like yourself failed to connect the dots on that one.

 

[José Mourinho]

Back to the "FUCK LIFE" thread, "WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO HAVE JOBS????!!!" edition!

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70334.html

I never understood why people waste their entire jobs working just to live.

I would honestly just choose to kill myself than work 30+ years doing something to keep me existing. Sure there would be some happy moments inbetween working, but it wouldn't be worth it for me since the majority of it is spent being alone, depressed and working.

>>70411

I'd much rather be a homeless vagrant with nothing but the clothes on my back, and maybe a dog, than to live my entire life doing something I dislike for 40 hours a week.

At least they're free.

>>70411
There are things you can do to make money that are enjoyable or somehow satisfying. Not every job is a miserable hell.

Of course working on anything doesn't feel as good as relaxing, especially when you're not in the mood to work, but that's life. It doesn't have to suck.

What's with these fucking people and saying "just get better" "just don't be sad"? Bunch of spoiled brats that grew up with mommy and daddy holding their hands every step up the way. No one gives a shit about me because they can't get anything out of me.

I'm starting to lose it.

>>70417
Nope, just the feeling of responsibility - having to wake up at a designated time, having deadlines, whatever - is just awful to me. I could never be happy with that.

 

[Saney]

If you want to attack arguments that I never made, I'll leave you to it.

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Back to the "FUCK LIFE" thread, "WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO HAVE JOBS????!!!" edition!

What's with these fucking people and saying "just get better" "just don't be sad"? Bunch of spoiled brats that grew up with mommy and daddy holding their MANOS every step up the way. No one gives a shit about me because they can't get anything out of me.

I'm starting to lose it.

Haha, oh, that one is hysterical. The wizards are complaining about other people being spoiled.

 

[Hróðvitnisson]

If you want to attack arguments that I never made, I'll leave you to it.

Your argument was that "America's odious labour laws" was killing the economy and keeping da Wizardman down. I pointed out how asinine your take on what's killed the economy and how your fellow Wizards leeching off the working man has contributed to the death of our economy. I'm surprised that such a bright, intelligent young man like yourself failed to connect the dots on that one.

Working a job as I did was illegal because it violated the minimum wage law. It is one thing to think they should have to work such a job, it is another to act on such an opinion, especially because such vacancies are very quickly filled at $7,25/hr. If there were a free labour market, I would argue that they should have to find work, but because of this country's odious labour laws among other travesties that have wrecked the economy, I cannot fault someone for not finding work.

According to my post, "[t]his country's odious labour laws" were cited "among other travesties" as "[having] wrecked the economy." It was never cited as the sole travesty as both of your posts indicate.

 

[Hyperion]

"I fear not being a welfare leech. I would have to find work and actually do something. Too lazy for pussy anyway."
- Every Wizard ever

 

[teheviltwin]

Concerning the manipulation - while I do not endorse such tactics myself, I will say that I shed no tears for baby boomers, whose generation has seen the ruin of the western economies, and who stands to reap a windfall from the Social Security ponzi scheme.

All I hear is "Baaaaaaawwwwwww, baby boomers are evil because they fucked up our economy so we should be allowed to fuck it up more."

If the current generation gets to excuse abhorrent behaviour based on their parents then why don't those baby boomers get cut the same slack? Their parents had World War 2, Black Tuesday, rationing etc. England was still on rations when my Mother was a child and just that one aspect left her with a bunch of quirks that can sometimes be detrimental. Or maybe it's their parent's parents who lived through WW1 and Spanish "motherfucking" Influenza. Every generation has issues and none of them are perfect. If a person makes the life sacrifices to create you, raise you and give you access to a decent education you should be fucking grateful.

 

[Pikimon]

It's pretty infuriating that Wizards are leeching off the system that could help a lot of more deserving people who have legit economic strife and aren't just mooching off the system because girls don't like them.

They are actively making poverty worse by clogging up the system with their bloated carcasses, and it makes me angry to no end that these moral degenarates are getting government assisstance while theyre literally thousands of fathers and mothers in Compton, East LA, Inglewood who were fucked over by the Recession, lost their job, cannot make ends meet and cannot receive any help because help is stretched too thin.

Wizards are actively stealing food and rent away from families so that they can live in a never-ending world of porn and anime.

 

[Surtur]

Concerning the manipulation - while I do not endorse such tactics myself, I will say that I shed no tears for baby boomers, whose generation has seen the ruin of the western economies, and who stands to reap a windfall from the Social Security ponzi scheme.

All I hear is "Baaaaaaawwwwwww, baby boomers are evil because they fucked up our economy so we should be allowed to fuck it up more."

If the current generation gets to excuse abhorrent behaviour based on their parents then why don't those baby boomers get cut the same slack? Their parents had World War 2, Black Tuesday, rationing etc. England was still on rations when my Mother was a child and just that one aspect left her with a bunch of quirks that can sometimes be detrimental. Or maybe it's their parent's parents who lived through WW1 and Spanish "motherfucking" Influenza. Every generation has issues and none of them are perfect. If a person makes the life sacrifices to create you, raise you and give you access to a decent education you should be fucking grateful.

I declare you the winner of this thread.

 

[BT 075]

Your success in life is largely determined by your attitude and the effort you are willing to put into it. Attitudes can be changed. Hard work done.
The solution to all your problems and your failure at solving them are both in your own immovable closed-off mind, young grasshopper.
Some of the biggest social outcasts and societal fuck-ups, yesterday's nerds, are today's millionaires. High school is over. Your life starts NOW. Why not live it?

When I was a little devil, I heard a song. It was "Je ne regrette rien" by Edith Piaf. She was dealt a shitload of awfulness in her short underserved life. A little 'succubus' with more spirit then you can ever even dream of. Piaf was a midget, a teenage mother, lost her only child at 19, lived on the streets for years, lost several husbands and multiple friends and did not even make it to fifty. But in the end, she still regretted nothing. Je ne regrette rien, I regret nothing.

She regretted nothing, because she lived. You will regret everything, because you never lived.
Get a hold of yourself wizard. It's not too late yet. The environment you claim to cherish is toxic. Get out while you still can.
Go out and get a taste of what your kind calls "normalfaggotry". Thank me later.

[youtube]Q3Kvu6Kgp88[/youtube]

And if you think you have it bad, my dear wizard, think again... tons of people have come from way worse situations and succeeded. My own grandfather was an orphan, abused and neglected, basically reduced to slavery at the age of six. He never gave up. They tried to break him but he wouldn't break. Kids in the orphanage would beat him up, and he got an iron chain and beat them all up one by one. Every night he studied, every morning he worked. When he was 19 he was already a naval officer, and he got engaged to my grandmother. Of his five siblings he is the only one still alive and they were born in the 1940s. So don't even think for one minute you have it bad. Or that there is no hope for you. There is. You had a million chances and let them all pass... my grandfather had none but he made it.

One day you will die. And if, with death nearby, you can tell yourself: "I regret nothing", you know you did well. If not? Make it so. There is no feeling more powerful.

tl;dr

 

[Varis]

If a person makes the life sacrifices to create you, raise you and give you access to a decent education you should be fucking grateful.

inb4 "I never asked to be born!"

I just know it's coming.

Edit (I'm doing this a lot today): I'm getting a trolls-trolling-trolls vibe from this all. The wizards are being defended by a normalfag whose only connection to them is celibacy by choice.

 

[Watcher]

Playing off the conversation of economics

Finding jobs is hard work kay
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70275.html

>that feel when you have to get a job or else you are getting kicked out of the house

How in the holy fuck are you ever, EVER supposed to get these fucking jobs now days? I've applied to almost every place under the sun for the past 2 weeks and so far fucking no one even gives me the time of day or calls me back.

And every fucking day I have to hear from some dumb normalfag boomer how easy it was to get a job back in the day and give me advice along the lines of "git gud HAND IN YOUR RESUME".

What I guess I'm asking is, is there any hope of ever getting a job as someone who has been a NEET since graduating High School in 2007?

I'm sorry but if you couldn't find a job for 5-6 years you are lazy.

I say this as a person who spent a good solid 6 month stretch trying to find a job.

Being a NEET is a luxury in many ways. You might be surprised what will happen employment wise once you are forced to go without food, or shelter.

I am willing to bet if you do end up getting kicked out, you will find some form of employment or you will end up dead.

>or you will end up dead.
That isn't very comforting.

>mom doesnt let me take it easy asking me to get a job
>takes away my laptop and internet
>get really angry and play dead on the floor of my room for two days and go on hunger strike
>she starts crying, finally gives me my computer back
>take a shower and when i get out there is a freshly cooked meal on the desk in my room

now i'll take it turbo easy, my NEET spirit cannot be broken

I hate this person so fucking much. He acts like a child just because he wants to use his laptop. And his broken mother is so used to it that she can't fight back anymore. I hate people who disrespect their parents to such a degree.

I'm literally telling you NOT to be yourself. Your self is shit, that's why they don't want you. They want the sociable hardworking normalfag with a passion for mopping floors and being ordered around. So pretend to be that guy for 15 minutes and you'll get the job.

>parents give me an ultimatum, "get a job or we're kicking you out of the house"
>would rather die than get a job so predictably, they kick me the fuck out
>did my homework so i know plenty of ways to find food and shelter
>spend most of my time browsing the chans on the public library's computers
>taking it easy hardmode, although ultimately still way easier than working
>run into parents after like 2 months and they ask if i've found a job yet
>seriously exaggerate my troubles and tell them that i couldn't
>run into them again a month later, same thing, but i tell them that i gave up
>imply suicidal intent, they have a change of heart and take me back home
>silently celebrate the unbeatable power of my iron NEET spirit

It's been years since that happened and they haven't bothered me since.

I guess they finally realized that I will never work.

 

[teheviltwin]

I'm literally telling you NOT to be yourself. Your self is shit, that's why they don't want you. They want the sociable hardworking normalfag with a passion for mopping floors and being ordered around. So pretend to be that guy for 15 minutes and you'll get the job.

My bf is currently working as a cleaner whilst he waits for a position relevant to his degree (Oceanography) because the job market is shit. He doesn't have a passion for mopping floors but he does enjoy being productive. Sometimes it gets him down but I take the pressure off by paying the bills. Oh and he has social anxiety but he deals with it. But I keep forgetting that wizards are special snowflakes.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Playing off the conversation of economics

Finding jobs is hard work kay
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70275.html

>that feel when you have to get a job or else you are getting kicked out of the house

How in the holy fuck are you ever, EVER supposed to get these fucking jobs now days? I've applied to almost every place under the sun for the past 2 weeks and so far fucking no one even gives me the time of day or calls me back.

And every fucking day I have to hear from some dumb normalfag boomer how easy it was to get a job back in the day and give me advice along the lines of "git gud HAND IN YOUR RESUME".

What I guess I'm asking is, is there any hope of ever getting a job as someone who has been a NEET since graduating High School in 2007?

I'm sorry but if you couldn't find a job for 5-6 years you are lazy.

I say this as a person who spent a good solid 6 month stretch trying to find a job.

Being a NEET is a luxury in many ways. You might be surprised what will happen employment wise once you are forced to go without food, or shelter.

I am willing to bet if you do end up getting kicked out, you will find some form of employment or you will end up dead.

>or you will end up dead.
That isn't very comforting.

>mom doesnt let me take it easy asking me to get a job
>takes away my laptop and internet
>get really angry and play dead on the floor of my room for two days and go on hunger strike
>she starts crying, finally gives me my computer back
>take a shower and when i get out there is a freshly cooked meal on the desk in my room

now i'll take it turbo easy, my NEET spirit cannot be broken

I hate this person so fucking much. He acts like a child just because he wants to use his laptop. And his broken mother is so used to it that she can't fight back anymore. I hate people who disrespect their parents to such a degree.

I'm literally telling you NOT to be yourself. Your self is shit, that's why they don't want you. They want the sociable hardworking normalfag with a passion for mopping floors and being ordered around. So pretend to be that guy for 15 minutes and you'll get the job.

>parents give me an ultimatum, "get a job or we're kicking you out of the house"
>would rather die than get a job so predictably, they kick me the fuck out
>did my homework so i know plenty of ways to find food and shelter
>spend most of my time browsing the chans on the public library's computers
>taking it easy hardmode, although ultimately still way easier than working
>run into parents after like 2 months and they ask if i've found a job yet
>seriously exaggerate my troubles and tell them that i couldn't
>run into them again a month later, same thing, but i tell them that i gave up
>imply suicidal intent, they have a change of heart and take me back home
>silently celebrate the unbeatable power of my iron NEET spirit

It's been years since that happened and they haven't bothered me since.

I guess they finally realized that I will never work.

How Hróðvitnisson (or anyone for that matter) can defend these lazy, petulant disrespectful excuses for people is beyond me.

 

[teheviltwin]

I declare you the winner of this thread.

Only by the divine inspiration of your mighty beard.

 

[José Mourinho]

Apparently, it's okay for wizards to mock normalfags, but the opposite is just wrong for them.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70422.html

My neighbors didn't even know I existed/lived at my home until last week. They thought I had moved out or something, on account of how I barely get their attention.I stopped by to wish them a Merry Christmas (mom told me too)

But I'm a little confused. How the fuck do they deduce that I do or do not exist? I DO have things I do daily, I go to school, I go shopping, I'm not here to put on a show for my neighbors, I have my own life to live for myself.

I can't help that I don't happen to walk past their house when they are by the window. That'd be creepy if I had to do that every day or something.

>>70556
>How the fuck do they deduce that I do or do not exist?

Most normalfags don't even know we exists and if they do acknowledge our existence they only do so to mock and ridicule us. They're solipsistic, they only care about themselves and their stupid little social circles.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I missed the wizard?! Aw, damn it! Damn my normalfag life!

Let's make up for it:

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70480.html

A wizard discusses the possibility of living in a big house in the country with several other wizards, growing their own food and living off the land. Also no icky slimy girls, because they're gross and have cooties!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... zynski.jpg

Ted Kaczynski - Wizard level 99

http://www.biography.com/imported/image ... -1-402.jpg

Andrei Chikatilo - Wizard level 255

Actually, Andrei Chikatilo had a wife, who he ignored in favor of small children.