Wizardchan

[Springblossom]

Wow, I just found out I got permanently bann from posting on Wizardchan.

Darn. How will I ever go on.

Also: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/69822.html

Wizard gets a job interview, and then stays in bed all day because boo hoo, he's scared.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I missed the wizard?! Aw, damn it! Damn my normalfag life!

Let's make up for it:

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70480.html

A wizard discusses the possibility of living in a big house in the country with several other wizards, growing their own food and living off the land. Also no icky slimy girls, because they're gross and have cooties!

They would all end up killing each other.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[CatParty]

I missed the wizard?! Aw, damn it! Damn my normalfag life!

Let's make up for it:

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70480.html

A wizard discusses the possibility of living in a big house in the country with several other wizards, growing their own food and living off the land. Also no icky slimy girls, because they're gross and have cooties!

They would all end up killing each other.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I can see them going all Heaven's Gate the minute the internet goes down

 

[Obnoxion]

The environment you claim to cherish is toxic. Get out while you still can.

I can attest to that. I spent about 4 months posting on that site. It's kind of a nuthouse. When I came there, I was already depressed to begin with, but they just won't let you get better. Choosing to stop going there is probably the best thing wizards can do for themselves and for everyone, but it requires some restraint. And chans in general are rather addictive, which is unfortunate.

 

[GodBearMissionary]

Apparently, it's okay for wizards to mock normalfags, but the opposite is just wrong for them.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70422.html

>>70556
>How the fuck do they deduce that I do or do not exist?

Most normalfags don't even know we exists and if they do acknowledge our existence they only do so to mock and ridicule us. They're solipsistic, they only care about themselves and their stupid little social circles.

Oh my GOD what is WRONG with these people? Do they really believe that basic human interaction is inherently evil? Do these people really think that the entire world is out to get them? Do they not realize that these same "normalfags" they hate so much are the people that provide them with internet, their tugboats, food, etc. etc.... i.e. the people that maintain the world that produces their precious material things?

I don't... I don't get it.

 

[Springblossom]

The environment you claim to cherish is toxic. Get out while you still can.

I can attest to that. I spent about 4 months posting on that site. It's kind of a nuthouse. When I came there, I was already depressed to begin with, but they just won't let you get better. Choosing to stop going there is probably the best thing wizards can do for themselves and for everyone, but it requires some restraint. And chans in general are rather addictive, which is unfortunate.

If I could like this a thousand times, I would.

 

[CatParty]

The environment you claim to cherish is toxic. Get out while you still can.

I can attest to that. I spent about 4 months posting on that site. It's kind of a nuthouse. When I came there, I was already depressed to begin with, but they just won't let you get better. Choosing to stop going there is probably the best thing wizards can do for themselves and for everyone, but it requires some restraint. And chans in general are rather addictive, which is unfortunate.

Misery loves company and all that stuff.

 

[Rio]

Apparently, it's okay for wizards to mock normalfags, but the opposite is just wrong for them.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70422.html

My neighbors didn't even know I existed/lived at my home until last week. They thought I had moved out or something, on account of how I barely get their attention.I stopped by to wish them a Merry Christmas (mom told me too)

But I'm a little confused. How the fuck do they deduce that I do or do not exist? I DO have things I do daily, I go to school, I go shopping, I'm not here to put on a show for my neighbors, I have my own life to live for myself.

I can't help that I don't happen to walk past their house when they are by the window. That'd be creepy if I had to do that every day or something.

>>70556
>How the fuck do they deduce that I do or do not exist?

Most normalfags don't even know we exists and if they do acknowledge our existence they only do so to mock and ridicule us. They're solipsistic, they only care about themselves and their stupid little social circles.

It's because they're special little snowflakes that deserve special treatment by being allowed to sit in their room never looking for work while talking about how much normal people suck and how much girls suck for not wanting to be with them because, as we all know, they have so much to offer in a relationship, unlike all those normalfags with their ambitions, their effort to make their life the best it could be, their drive to be self sufficient, etc.

They have a weird superiority complex going on despite having nothing to justify it. That's one of the things that confuses me most about the wizards.Some of them seem almost proud of themselves. I can't for the life of me figure out what accomplishment it is they're feeling proud of though.

 

[CatParty]

Sounds vaguely familiar.

 

[GodBearMissionary]

The environment you claim to cherish is toxic. Get out while you still can.

I can attest to that. I spent about 4 months posting on that site. It's kind of a nuthouse. When I came there, I was already depressed to begin with, but they just won't let you get better. Choosing to stop going there is probably the best thing wizards can do for themselves and for everyone, but it requires some restraint. And chans in general are rather addictive, which is unfortunate.

So I noticed... they cry about how normalfags bully and ostracize them, but then go apeshit on their fellow wizards if they try and take steps to be happier in life.

 

[wheat pasta]

I'm actually looking for work right now, I can't wait to get hired and talk about how the Jews are throwing shekels at me.

 

[José Mourinho]

Just a random thought though, considering how wizards are complaining about their lives even though they had some decent hobbies, access to anime, video games etc., I wonder what would be like for them if all of a sudden some of the wizards are sent to 1950's the 17th or 18th century. No video games, no anime etc., but life still goes on.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I find these wizards interesting, although I don't understand them.

It's just like OPL. It's like watching a never ending train wreck.

Something to keep in mind:

[youtube]x3i_-zea2Tg[/youtube]

 

[Springblossom]

Just a random thought though, considering how wizards are complaining about their lives even though they had some decent hobbies, access to anime, video games etc., I wonder what would be like for them if all of a sudden some of the wizards are sent to 1950's the 17th or 18th century. No video games, no anime etc., but life still goes on.

Death. They've talked about how modern society is the only reason they're kept alive.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Just a random thought though, considering how wizards are complaining about their lives even though they had some decent hobbies, access to anime, video games etc., I wonder what would be like for them if all of a sudden some of the wizards are sent to 1950's the 17th or 18th century. No video games, no anime etc., but life still goes on.

Death. They've talked about how modern society is the only reason they're kept alive.

Hunting and farming. That's what I would do.

I was born in the wrong time period myself, but these guys just make me reconsider everything!

 

[The Dude]

You know, there was only once in my adult life where I was unemployed for longer than 6 months and it was because I was struggling with bipolar depression, drug addiction, suicidal machinations, and the loss of my Father. I've got no higher learning past high school save for when I went to community college to get my EMT-Basic training and licensing. Most of my professional life has been spent working private security, a relatively easy job that pretty much anyone can do. In fact security is the perfect Wizard job because you rarely have to see people, you're usually by yourself all night, and it's not very demanding.

There have been a few times since I got married where I've lived with my parents, but my wife and I have always paid them rent. I've paid them rent any time I've lived with them since I turned 18. Why? Because it's not my parents' responsibility to take care of me as an adult.

Wizards are nothing but contemptible, disgusting ingrates. They expect everyone else to take care of them and for their parents to allow them to live at home forever without contributing anything back. All it is is laziness and probably overindulgence from the parents. These kids needed to get spanked more and given chores, not "time outs" and never hearing "no".

Wizards, it isn't the women's fault they don't want to be with you, it is YOUR fault for being disgusting, lazy, contemptible, idiotic, feckless, shiftless, pathetic, whiny, selfish, self-centered, bigoted, bitchy, negative, insecure, smelly, unwashed, bloated wastes of human flesh. YOU are EVERYTHING that is wrong with humanity. You are the festering hemorrhoids on the sphincter of society. And women know this. They pick up on how worthless you are and want nothing to do with you. Why would they? You can't offer them anything worth while. Not financial security, not emotional security, obviously not any kind of meaningful intellectual stimulus...nothing a woman needs in her man. You're not even men, you're post-pubescent children. You would bring any woman nothing but stress, frustration, and heartache. You Wizards really need to take a good, hard look at yourselves and reevaluate your lives because until you fix whatever malfunction you people have in your tiny Wizard brains you'll be nothing but miserable, undesirable children. It's YOUR fault you're in this situation. Stop blaming others, man up, and take responsibility for yourselves.

 

[Silver]

I'm 19 and the only job I've held is not really a job, it's just work study at uni. But uni. I'm a music major, I don't have time to work anything except on campus! But I get paid. I get paid $7.50/hour which is actually kind of terrifying when you think about it (that people who aren't in uni and don't have financial aid, people who are working full-time, get paid the same amount or less). I get paid for tutoring my fellow students in music theory and generally doing whatever the hell else the faculty asks me to do.

And I'm at uni. So I'd say that's excusable. I'm doing something with my time! I'm learning piano and guitar and honing my trumpet skills and learning music theory and music therapy and all that jazz. I hardly have any free time to do much else between that and work study.

I don't know what the point of this post was except to express that wizards suck idk

 

[The Dude]

I'm 19 and the only job I've held is not really a job, it's just work study at uni. But uni. I'm a music major, I don't have time to work anything except on campus! But I get paid. I get paid $7.50/hour which is actually kind of terrifying when you think about it (that people who aren't in uni and don't have financial aid, people who are working full-time, get paid the same amount or less). I get paid for tutoring my fellow students in music theory and generally doing whatever the hell else the faculty asks me to do.

And I'm at uni. So I'd say that's excusable. I'm doing something with my time! I'm learning piano and guitar and honing my trumpet skills and learning music theory and music therapy and all that jazz. I hardly have any free time to do much else between that and work study.

I don't know what the point of this post was except to express that wizards suck idk

At least you're doing something worth while with your life and helping people excel at their music skills. And anything you get paid to do is gainful employment in my opinion. You're bettering yourself and giving back to other people. You aren't holed up in a dank, smelly bedroom/basement/attic/garage-converted-to-an-apartment at your parents' home expecting them to provide for you while you masturbate to ponies and bitch on a chan forum geared to other neck beard, fedora wearing losers. You should be proud.

 

[Pikimon]

Just a random thought though, considering how wizards are complaining about their lives even though they had some decent hobbies, access to anime, video games etc., I wonder what would be like for them if all of a sudden some of the wizards are sent to 1950's the 17th or 18th century. No video games, no anime etc., but life still goes on.

If it were the 1950s theyd be commited to an insane asylum like the one in American Horror Story Asylum.

 

[The Dude]

Just a random thought though, considering how wizards are complaining about their lives even though they had some decent hobbies, access to anime, video games etc., I wonder what would be like for them if all of a sudden some of the wizards are sent to 1950's the 17th or 18th century. No video games, no anime etc., but life still goes on.

If it were the 1950s theyd be commited to an insane asylum like the one in American Horror Story Asylum.

It's true. If Wizards think they have it bad they should take a good long look at how people in asylums were treated before de-institutionalization. Those poor bastards had it rough. They went there to get taken care of and instead it was closer to being in Auschwitz.