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[Shadow Fox]

We have comradeship, honour and dignity. Women have none of these things, they always compete and they can never be true friends to each other, they sell their Body because its the easy way out, they stick to us men because we're the Leaders,
we're the Main Protags while they're just some annoying Sidekick in our awesome Adventures.
Woman have to rely on their looks hoping they make it somehow, while we can be whatever we want to be.

Mary Shelley, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, Marie Curie, and Temple Grandin would like a word.

That's if Nancy Wake left anything for them to talk to.

Just read the wikipedia article about her and hoooooly shit, what an amazing woman.

I'm learning piano and guitar and honing my trumpet skills [...] and all that jazz.

I see what you did there

But yes. As long as you're doing something, or working toward something, I don't think there's any need to feel bad that you're not 100% self-sufficient and making $60k a year in a corporate office or whatever.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

 

[teheviltwin]

Just read the wikipedia article about her and hoooooly shit, what an amazing woman.

She's one of my personal heroes. "The White Mouse" was so wrong for her in all the best ways.

[youtube]36PtQ3TxZJI[/youtube]

Worth a watch.

 

[Surtur]

Or how about this wonderful Viking woman:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyd%C3%A ... %C3%B3ttir

 

[Pikimon]

On A&E. Cue "wizards" becoming the new pop culture fad. Articles like "You Know You're A Normalfag When..." and "Why Are So Many Millennials Wizards?"

The fucking Self-Esteem Movement is to blame mostly.

 

[teheviltwin]

Or how about this wonderful Viking woman:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyd%C3%A ... %C3%B3ttir

I see your Eiríksdóttir and raise you a badass Ruskie sniper. 36 sniper on sniper kills during WW2 and she wasn't even allowed to fight the last two and a half years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyudmila_Pavlichenko

 

[Arkangel]

Or how about this wonderful Viking woman:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyd%C3%A ... %C3%B3ttir

I see your viking woman and raise you a Celtic Queen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudica

 

[Saney]

I'm curious, what are your thoughts on the wizardchan topic about lucid dreams that involve an overwhelming amount of posters who admit that all they want to do in their dreams is rape something?

Or your thoughts on the topic about people who use emotional manipulation to have their parents provide for them well into adulthood before they come onto wizardchan and laugh about how easy said parents are to manipulate?

I did not see the topic in question concerning lucid dreaming, but I will say that certain posters seek to muddy the waters. Therefore, anything posted on there, as anywhere else, ought to be taken with a generous measure of salt. Furthermore, there is a difference between imagining something and actually doing it.

Concerning the manipulation - while I do not endorse such tactics myself, I will say that I shed no tears for baby boomers, whose generation has seen the ruin of the western economies, and who stands to reap a windfall from the Social Security ponzi scheme.

It was not my generation that kept ratcheting up the minimum wage so that unskilled labour cannot compete and gain experience. I used to wash dishes at a Chinese restaurant for $3/hr cash because that was the only work I could find.

Nor was it my generation who founded a government education cartel that has seen fit to send tuitions in to the stratosphere, and if that was not enough, to require that in order to receive a diploma in one field, one must take entirely unrelated classes. It is highway robbery writ large.

Therefore, concerning the pitfalls, I will not hold manipulation of parents against them. It is, after all, their parents who begot them, so it is reasonable that they be supported by them if they are unable to support themselves. The unemployment rate in the United States, if measured using pre-1994 methodologies, is a staggering 23%, and I do not think one can be reasonably expected to get a job right out of high school against those odds.

Addendum - it is the norm in a good part of the world, including Italy and Spain, for one to live with his parents until marriage. It would seem that the norm concerning booting people out at age 18 is rooted in this absurd Protestant mythos.

I wonder how Hoobastank justifies this one?

Yes I'm aware of that that's why I gave her cider. It's not like I plan to live past 30 anyway.

Also I was just re reading my posts and realized the spell check fucked me over. To clarify, she's my cousin, her father is my mother's half-brother from a second marriage. sorry for not proof reading my posts, I'm very excited and it's hard to stay put.

In fact today I was so excited my family noticed it when we were sitting down to grab some breakfast and my mom actually asked me What are you so happy about Anon? I'm trying to keep up this facade of being annoyed by my cousin and they might start to notice something's up. getting physical with her has given me a HUGE confidence boost and I'm starting to act like a completely different person when I'm alone with her.

example: today when I took her to watch the Hobbit 2 with me and she stopped in front of a pet shop at the mall I got behind her, put my head between her legs and lifted her up. She was like WOAAAHHH. We passed a bunch of teenage girls on the way to the movies and I told her they were all jealous because they had no one to take them for a ride and she loved it. No one gave me any weird looks for carrying a 11 year old girl on my shoulders, in fact I'd go as far as saying they actually felt happy for us. Maybe they thought we were brother and sister or something. Anyway we got to the movies and I started throwing stuff at some bald guy down below, he kept turning around and yelling who was it but he didn't notice us. My cousin couldn't stop giggling, she looked like she was having a blast.

we got back and the rest of the family wasn't home yet, they were out shopping so I ordered some chinese food and gave her some more "apple juice" (lel) and some benadryl too just to be sure. I slowly turned up the heat to 85F while watching TV and the living room was getting damp, so I took off my shirt and told her to take hers off too because it's so hot. she was getting droopy so I had to help her do it. she was wearing one of those sport bras again. then I just pulled her up and sat her on my lap again without even saying anything, she didn't resist, she didn't say anything. I was pretty turned on so I grabbed her stomach and drew some circles on it while rubbing her crotch on my leg. it blew my mind, I could have had sex with her right there and then if I wanted to but it would have been too dangerous. she was obviously feeling some kind of physical reaction but it was hard to tell what was going on in her mind exactly. this is what it feels like to be an alpha male.

anyway I got a call from my mom asking me if I wanted anything from walmart so I put her shirt back on and put her to bed. i had to jerk off in the bathroom later to get rid of my rock solid boner

Remember the new rules on /v9k/?

I believe it was deleted due to there being discussion about succubi. Although it was a just a little girl, she is still a female.

It probably would've stayed had the gender of the little girl was instead switched to a little boy.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin but contributed a great deal to science and math. So no, being a virgin doesn't make you a loser. And besides, this isn't high school, people don't care if you're a virgin or not, but they do care about what you can do, and these wizards would be lost without their parents or their tugboats.

And Nikola Tesla. Damn, Tesla is one wicked wizard with his very advanced inventions and ideas.

 

[Himawari]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70575.html

My dad was handsome and successful with many friends at my age.

Sometimes I wish that one of my dad's other sperm had made it to my mother's egg before me, so my mom could have the son she always wanted and maybe my father would've been happy enough with his family to not kill himself.

>>70578

>tfw I was a NEET virgin when my mom died
>Spurred me to become successful
>5 years later, finished college, job I like and fiance
>tfw my mom eill never be proud of me.

>>70677
>>5 years later, finished college, job I like and fiance

Are you saying that you have these things?

Before you get permabanned and your post deleted, ex-wizard, I just want to put it out there that I'm sure your mom is proud of you!

 

[Pikonic]

Good for that ex-wizard. For actually saying something of value and invoking my feels, which is part of that sites purpose, the feels.
I know he will never see this but: Good for you, your mother would be proud.

 

[Arkangel]

I'm proud of that Ex-Wizard, but sadly, his "fellows" probably won't share the same sentiment.

 

[teheviltwin]

Or how about this wonderful Viking woman:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyd%C3%A ... %C3%B3ttir

I see your viking woman and raise you a Celtic Queen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudica

You definitely win.

Boudicca the wizard version: Queen Succubus ignores the plight of her daughters and doesn't give a shit about her dead husband (who she cheated on with Chadius Thundercockus anyway.) She then rolls over and opens her hole for the richest Roman she could find. The End.

 

[Springblossom]

I'm proud of that Ex-Wizard, but sadly, his "fellows" probably won't share the same sentiment.

I wonder if he's the same one that posted here today?

 

[Arkangel]

Or how about this wonderful Viking woman:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyd%C3%A ... %C3%B3ttir

I see your viking woman and raise you a Celtic Queen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudica

You definitely win.

Boudicca the wizard version: Queen Succubus ignores the plight of her daughters and doesn't give a shit about her dead husband (who she cheated on with Chadius Thundercockus anyway.) She then rolls over and opens her hole for the richest Roman she could find. The End.

Too bad she dies and her rebellion fails, but hey, she was a leader, had an army, and carved a huge chunk out of the roman army. She certainly left a bigger mark on history than any basement-dwelling, anime pillow-fucking, lazy and misogynistic man.

 

[The Dude]

Wizards make me want to change my stance on abortion...post-birth abortions, that is.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin but contributed a great deal to science and math.

And Nikola Tesla. Damn, Tesla is one wicked wizard with his very advanced inventions and ideas.

Ah, thanks. I think someone was saying something about Tesla earlier in the week.

It's a shame that Newton and Tesla didn't pass on their genes to another generation. We could use more people like them.

 

[Silver]

there are 2 types of childless, often lonely, hermit-like weirdos in this world

weirdos who go on to create great achievements in the fields of science, maths, literature, music, etc.

and weirdos who contribute nothing to society - except, perhaps, inspiring others to create great achievements. Kind of ironic, don't you think?

I will be completely honest now and say that, even as recently as late high school, I wanted to be a NEET. I liked sitting around playing video games all day, and at the time I had a boyfriend who really wouldn't be upset if that's what I chose my fate to be, so I just wanted to keep doing that. But my parents insisted that, even if I ended up a NEET in the end, I should at least get a degree and try life before I gave up. So I went to college. And that's where I am now.

But there's a reason I put so much effort into uni. There's a reason why the professors tell me I need to take a break from music theory tutoring since it's as taxing on me as it is on the girl I regularly tutored, a reason why they always tell me I'm reliable with work study, a reason they always laud the fact that I will get things done or else. There's a reason my fellow students in my piano class have actually admitted to me that they're jealous of my piano skills - even the piano majors have admitted to me, a (former) trumpet major, that I outclass them. There's a reason my guitar teacher called me "most improved" last semester.

And it's all the same reason why I skip several meals during the week and have absolutely no social life: I put as much effort as I can squeeze in into my major and my music-based work study.

It originally started out with one simple goal in mind: "I don't want to end up like Chris." But now I see that not all NEETs are on the tugboat, or have crippling autism/mental retardation which prevents them from really being able to work. Now I see the state I would have put myself in had I refused to give college a try. And that's why I'm throwing every last ounce of my energy into my major and my future profession: I want to excel and I want to help people. At this point in time, there is nothing that can stop me from becoming whatever I want to be - even if I change my mind halfway through - because I will always put in the effort necessary to succeed at life.

And the reason why is I decided, after starting college, without realizing consciously my decision - that I am absolutely not going to be a NEET.

Had my parents pushed me a little bit less, or had I grown up with less drive, I could very well be sympathizing with the wizards, but from the female end of the spectrum.

 

[José Mourinho]

Sorry for this link being reposted, but ughh....

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70107.html

I have asperger's symptoms so basically was handicapped from day one.

I was molested as a child, in one case I was basically gang-raped and repressed the memory; I only know about it because my sister apologized for it one night a few years ago when drunk. I'm waiting for the repressed memory to come back.

In another case I was being molested over a period of time by a kid down the street, eventually we got caught, everyone at school found out and I became a social pariah.

had no friends, was treated like shit at school.

people always used to try and get me to do my work in school by telling me I am smart. It's just another insult to me and whenever someone says they think I am smart I get depressed.

I have abandonment issues and a fear of failure; broke contact with the best friend I ever had because I was afraid he didn't like me anymore.

my family was violent and my mom hit me for not going to school, last time I can remember she was kicking me while i was on the ground in the fetal position.

I had a flashback a few years back of me having sex with a dog, burst into tears, have no idea what it was about and frankly don't want to know.

at some point in high school I completely closed off from other people, haven't had a friend since I was 14 and genuinely don't know how to talk to people anymore.

when people try to talk to me I feel threatened and shut down, even if I have known them for a long time. The only person I can talk to is an elderly coworker who has a very calm, friendly, gentle demeanor and even then I am very timid.

somehow managed to get a minimum wage job, every other week I have a panic attack over fear of being fired

I naturally assume everyone thinks I am a freak and I avoid them out of consideration, so they don't have to deal with me.

any time people show any form of interest in me, even if I hear it from a distance and they aren't talking to me, I instantly assume they are making fun of me or implying there is something wrong with me and I get incredibly depressed. a coworker joked about a girl (who was in the room) having a crush on me and I ended up crying when i got home because i felt like the butt of a joke about me being a freak.

I genuinely hate myself, I have done nothing to be proud of and don't deserve what positive things I have gotten in live from my job and my dad.

>>70683
>>70683
I know how you feel brah.

Apparently I was molested by a teacher when I was a little kid (and I think he penetrated me) I say "apparently" because I don't remember shit.

I know because I heard my parents talk about it when I was 12.

Its not that bad,since I don't remember anything its like it never happened,I don't even repress the thought or something.

Its truly like it never happened.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin but contributed a great deal to science and math.

And Nikola Tesla. Damn, Tesla is one wicked wizard with his very advanced inventions and ideas.

Ah, thanks. I think someone was saying something about Tesla earlier in the week.

It's a shame that Newton and Tesla didn't pass on their genes to another generation. We could use more people like them.

Yup. And these so called "wizards" calling themselves beneficial for world's development whereas their words and actions are telling us otherwise.