Let's Sperg Wizardry : Kiwi Edition - A group of Kiwi's end up on another planet (and possibly in other wizardry games).

[Jaimas]

Upon reaching the Rapax away camp, our band of Kiwi's would go to meet the king. We end up opening the wrong tent and pissing off the Rapax Prince before he could engage in sexual relations with his harem. That's the second time we pissed him off.

Guess where this douchebag goes to after ruining his party.
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We meet the Rapax King who tells us about an alliance with the Savant. Since only he and his lone guard are in the tent, we commit treason and kill the king. We get key off his corpse and a nice new ebony helmet for @Oglooger. Opening the door to cave behind the king's tent with the new key, we end up freeing his wife. She's one of the few non-hostile Rapax we meet. She tells us things we already know such as the alliance and the bomb we disarmed. After that, it was time to interrogate the prisoners.

Upon reaching the prisoners, they turn out to be the missing T'Rang and Umpani that were respectively mentioned by their leaders, Drazic and Rodan. Both tell us how they see the Savant has been working with the Rapax.

Unfortunately for @Ntwdumela, the Rapax and the Dark Savant are more like peas in a pod than two caustic agents.
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After recruiting the prisoners, the entire camp save for the newly-freed queen turns against us. The fight is long and hard but the party perseveres. After that, it's back to Marten's Bluff and then Mt. Gigas. An alliance between the T'Rang and Umpani must be made.

At first, both leaders of the two factions are wary but when the Dark Savant is brought up, both Z'Ant and Yamir agree to it. The former gives us a tracking device for the Savant's ship (even though we already have coordinates) and the latter has a ship destroying missle.
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Destroying the Black Ship of the Dark Savant elicits an overjoyed response from one of our party members.View attachment 129667

Unfortunately for me, the Savant might not really be in his ship.
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With all this done, we head back to the Rapax Castle through Oglooger's portal spell. This brings us to another teleporter that allows us to enter Ascension Peak. From here on out, Ascension Peak is the penultimate area of the game, filled with tough enemies.

The Soul Eater is one of the three mini-bosses. Luckily in this run, @DynamiteNinja paralyzed it before it could swallow our souls.
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Pee Wee gets in our way if we don't pay his owner. He kills @Jaimas but Oglooger finishes the fuck-huge golem off.
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Furor is like Pee Wee in being an oversized enemy. He ends up being killed by Jaimas.
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In one of the paths we have to go down, we meet the Prince who will revel in killing us. We also meet the bastard child of @Jaimas who is just like her mother: a demonic bitch that loves to spawn fully grown Rapax that will kill us. At least she is less lewdy dressed than her mother.
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Once we reach the end of the paths, we respectively fight a demon with three djinn's, a oak tree spirit with three fairies, and a ghostly woman with two crystal unicorns. They respectively are all complete pricks (stupid fucking unicorns manage to turncoat Ntwadumela who later killed @Broseph Stalin, damn equine pricks).

It's a bad idea to engage more than one of these crystal horses.
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At the end of each of three paths we go to place the artifacts for Ascension, Altheides, the guy we meet back at the monastery in the beginning of our adventure ask us as question.

These questions pertain to their respective artifact and who they represent (Chaos/Change=Dark Savant, Knowledge=Our party *Us*, Life=Cosmic Lords *For some reason, Jesus Christ and Buddha are acceptable answers, perhaps they too were Cosmic Lords*)
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After all that, the final road to the Cosmic Circle is open. We will end up too late though as the Savant reaches it first. At least we disarmed his bomb. He still gets inside but at least Bela is there to help us out. Yamir and Z'Ant are no where to be seen though, despite the two pledging to help you out. Perhaps the Rapax and whats left of the Savant's forces are holding them up.

Final part of this LP will be made into a video. It'd be better to show what goes down than just having me type everything poorly with a crappy screenshot.

She brought it on herself. No daughter of mine's leaving Rapax dressed like that.

 

[c-no]

Okay, for anyone that has bothered to look at the thread aside from @Jaimas, here is the finale of the LP in video format:

For those that want a TL;DR version.

Spoiler: for those that want to get to the point

- @DynamiteNinja speaks in awe of being in the Cosmic Circle.
- The party and Bela find out the Dark Savant and Phoonzang are one and the same. The Kiwis then decide to rip out the page of Phoonzang's exile, but not before prompting a final battle against the Dark Savant
-The Savant receives the killing blow from @Ntwadumela. @Broseph Stalin then notes that while one might not have anything nice to say, it's good the Savant has been defeated.
-The Kiwi's then take their place as Gods of the Universe alongside Phoonzang who now will never become the Dark Savant.

Hope this LP was entertaining for anyone to read, even if I posted it poorly.

Misc. facts:
Jesus and Buddha are acceptable answers to Altheides aside from using Cosmic Lords or Phoonzang.
I replaced all of the music with songs from other games such as Armored Core and YS. OCRemix and Youtube is a good place to find music.
The credits music comes from another Wizardry that was made by a different dev for the PS2. Good console game. Also a good game alongside Wizardry 8.
This is the final game in the Wizardry series as done by Sirtek. Japan however has had other developers make Wizardry games. Alas, they stick to the old formula and none of the races from 6-8 saved for the Felpurr and fairies make an appearance (Felpurrs end up being less of furries and more of catboys/catgirls.)

Spoiler: Felpurr Difference

American:

Japanese:

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Hot damn, that was epic! But I can't say I'm a fan of the credits music. Here's what they really should have used for an ending like that

 

[c-no]

Hot damn, that was epic! But I can't say I'm a fan of the credits music. Here's what they really should have used for an ending like that

I could of used that but I was in the mood for using music that literally is from another Wizardry game. The music I used for the Cosmic Circle was music I used for the credits when I did an all-Rawulf run. Either way, looking at Queen and the fact my party is a total sausage fest, the Queen song would be very appropriate but I'd fear Youtube could strike me because of music copyrights.