Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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The age old question....if a retard knows they're retarded, are they really a retard?
Yes, they are a retard with self-awareness. If a smart person doesn't know how truly smart they are, are they really smart?
It's like that question "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" - if there's air around then yes, it does make a sound and it's one of the dumbest questions I've heard ever.
 
has anyone actually received ANY merch that they ordered? lunchbox, sticker, pin, plushie, has anyone actually received any of these items?
yes, I got two of them when she put them on sale for $5 each with free shipping.

That's a fucking woggle-steal

The quality is shit though, obviously
 
Speaking of Woggledolls, ladies and wogglemen, I bring you solemn great news. Let me show you a picture.
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"What's this?", you may ask. Well, I'm here to inform you that while our Cherie was slacking around and playing with AI, a group of talented Oz fans created a True and Honest Wogglebug live action movie, aptly titled "The Woggle Bug - The Movie". The movie is an adaptation of 1905 musical "The Woggle-Bug" written by L. Frank Baum himself. As you can see on the attached picture, our Woggydoll plays the role of non-HM Mr. Wogglebug TE in one of the opening scenes.
I watched this masterpiece and while technical shortcomings are obvious, I was pleasantly surprised by the passion behind this project. What's more, this amateur team offers their movie for free and they humbly ask their fans to make a donation to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital (Ethan Ralph appreciators will probably enjoy this little fact).
This is, without a doubt, not only the best Wogglebug movie to be made but also the first live action Wogglebug movie to ever exist.
And now, the movie.
 
did yall see her new wogglebug ai chat bot? i tried to
make him say that hes gay. i got pretty close.
My God, so she really made AI Woggy? I guess we can say goodbye to any future movies, from now on she'll be spending every waking hour talking to it.
It's the first time I want to shit on AI. I don't want artificial intelligence in this thread, I want organic retardation.
 

Woggle-Vlog 164: Wogglebug Fans Will Love This New App!​




Wogglesisters, we're eating good tonight !

Cynthia made a "learning app" on which she "worked very hard" and of course she expects to have a lot of subscriptions.

But what is this app, you say ? Oh, boy. Welcome to the "Wogglebug Academy" : https://app--woggle-bug-academy-copy-948d62f1.base44.app

Base44 is a website that lets you generate apps using AI, "without a line of code" and it shows.

Most "lessons" or "adventures" are either choice questions or free answer. They work sorta OK, except there is only 2 questions, and always the same (I expected random questions from a pool).

Other activities are pure jank and not the fun one.

"Experiments" don't work.

Activities where you have to link some things to another don't work.

XP does not work.

Most of time, instead of your avatar, a generic pupil is shown on most menus.

Don't hold your breath for these subscriptions.
 
I'm sure Cherie worked so hard on her broken app, despite literally having zero responsibilities whatsoever over the past twenty-something years. I have no idea how she finds the time with her heavy schedule of consuming children's media and sugar.

I was wondering where I had heard of Base44 before, but then I remembered it was sold to Wix a few months back. The only vibe coding that is Wogglebug-adjacent involves gay vibes.
 
I'm sure Cherie worked so hard on her broken app, despite literally having zero responsibilities whatsoever over the past twenty-something years. I have no idea how she finds the time with her heavy schedule of consuming children's media and sugar.
I feel like I should resume working on my visual novel adaptation of Wogglebug and the Princess script. Unfortunately script revisions would probably take more time than actually making it work - the first 30 pages is two characters having the same conversation over and over again (which is "flirting" written by somebody who never was in a relationship and likely never was attracted to another person) while randomly jumping between three different locations.
 
I feel like I should resume working on my visual novel adaptation of Wogglebug and the Princess script. Unfortunately script revisions would probably take more time than actually making it work - the first 30 pages is two characters having the same conversation over and over again (which is "flirting" written by somebody who never was in a relationship and likely never was attracted to another person) while randomly jumping between three different locations.
Shit man no one would begrudge you using AI to help with some of the more tedious elements of the writing process.
Hell @WogglebugLover does and it might even give it a more authentic feel to her garbage writing "style"...
 
Shit man no one would begrudge you using AI to help with some of the more tedious elements of the writing process.
Hell @WogglebugLover does and it might even give it a more authentic feel to her garbage writing "style"...
My goal is to not use AI. My Woggy is to be created using human heart, human mind, human talent and MS Paint. My initial idea was to introduce the Narrator who's drunk and half-asleep, so he can't keep the story straight (wink, wink) but then I realized that it would be just repeating the same joke all the way through the story so I decided against it and instead I'll try to fix most glaring issues with the story.
Narrator's room:
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Narrator himself:
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The Narrator stays (there are some retarded things that need to be explained and I already have a sprite for him) but he'll be less involved.
 
Shit man no one would begrudge you using AI to help with some of the more tedious elements of the writing process.
Hell @WogglebugLover does and it might even give it a more authentic feel to her garbage writing "style"...
If someone is doing something for fun or as a passion, using AI defeats the purpose. If you're using AI, you're saying you couldn't be bothered to do the thing, so why do it at all?

Cherie couldn't be bothered to do it to begin with, and doesnt have a creative spark, so it's no surprise she uses AI.
 
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