i want this to become its own language. it'll be like whatever the indo-proto-europeans spoke but with more memes and autism.
future internet-historians will ooh and ah over our unique and cryptic compound words like "trannycopter" and "lolcow", dedicating years of study to decipher what it all means. what beautiful poetry were we writing about with this mysterious language? what genius ancient insight is the future missing out on because of their inability to pierce our strong language barrier?