Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

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Almighty Kevin said:
Yes those are English pronunciations, but (hence "kind of") Chicken Kiev is also known as Chicken Kyiv (kotleta po-kyivsky).
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Sure, but I'm talking about DSP who is a native English speaker and lives in the West.

My point is that he would never have pronounced it that way if not for the war in Ukraine, which is why I bothered to mention it at all. I never thought he was that politically correct (or at least had the ability to pretend to be politically correct to that extent), since it takes some mental effort to correct oneself to pronounce it that way.

I also found it funny that he went to the effort of pronouncing the dish 'chicken kyiv' on the same day he said something was 'retarded.' He's all over the place.
 
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"Dead-to-rights headshot" -Phillip Harvey Oswald

He uses this a lot and is one thing he misueses way too much when it really means : In the act of committing an error or crime, red-handed. For example, They caught the burglars dead to rights with the Oriental rugs. This phrase uses to rights in the sense of “at once.”

Burnellian Slip perhaps?
 
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I think it fits here. He's said it before at least once or twice but with the whole Comcast tractor issue he's said it multiple times in short time frame when taking about alternate ISPs; He legitimately thinks that cellular service connects to satellites.

As a contribution to the actual purpose of the thread, something he consistently does that drive me nuts is every time he poses a hypothetical he put on his incredulous third party voice and says "oh! Strawman statement." Literally every time he starts it with that dismissive "Oh!"
 
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Joshuan Moon said:
I think it fits here. He's said it before at least once or twice but with the whole Comcast tractor issue he's said it multiple times in short time frame when taking about alternate ISPs; He legitimately thinks that cellular service connects to satellites.

As a contribution to the actual purpose of the thread, something he consistently does that drive me nuts is every time he poses a hypothetical he put on his incredulous third party voice and says "oh! Strawman statement." Literally every time he starts it with that dismissive "Oh!"
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I caught that: “cellphones connect to satellites” statement today, which is something even tech-retarded boomers know is bs.

The thing with Phil is that you never can be sure if he really IS that dumb, or if it’s social isolation. The man never goes out, except his weekly mall run. When would he have seen cell towers?!

Another DSPism is “murdered” in the context of Call of duty. He consequently says “he came from behind and murdered me” or “I murdered him, but the lag denied me the kill!”

WHO THE HELL SAYS THAT?!

I’ve literally never heard anyone use the word that way.
 
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Fapcop said:
I caught that: “cellphones connect to satellites” statement today, which is something even tech-retarded boomers know is bs.

The thing with Phil is that you never can be sure if he really IS that dumb, or if it’s social isolation. The man never goes out, except his weekly mall run. When would he have seen cell towers?!
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See if he just said it once I would just pass it off as a gin brain moment. But he's said that with confidence multiple times before. In particular when he was giving the stupid story about his Comcast "renegotiation" and was given a 4G wireless backup.

TS at 26:46, thanks pigpiggo.re
 
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I guess we know what Phil's kinks are
Either gin brain slipped up and said rim job instead of rim shot or he thought he was funny. Never knew tonguing someone's anus could be funny but here we are.
 
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In his angry spergout he pronounces Thanos as Farn-os or Tharnos with a R invisible letter. Now Phil doesn't read books or comics, because thats work dood, so he would of heard Thanos name from the marvel movies, so he would have heard the correct pronounciation as his first exposure to the name. Yet he STILL gets it wrong.

In the same rant he read 'fr fr' but doesn't know what it means so he says it aloud as 'fur-fur'
 
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