Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

I'll try as best as I can to explain what I mean, because it's not exactly a phrase, it's just this fake-sounding, "sensitive guy" voice he does when talking about Khet or his parents. Best example of what I mean is in this video. Now, I get it that he's talking about a friend who's passed away, and I'm using this video only as an example of what I'm referring to. When he usually does this voice, it sounds fake and manipulative to me, and it seems like he's using it so we can feel bad for him, and therefore give him money.

Maybe I'm just tweaking and I'm too retarded to consider Dave as a normal person, but I've seen him be a toxic piece of shit since he's existed on the internet (with a history of him being a toxic piece of shit before he was on the internet too).

This just seems disingenuous and a way to tug at wheelchair heartstrings.

here's a beter example.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
He's being a buffoon, this is the quote: "...making the bed and stuff I do, things like vacuuming floors and basic, you know, top... topo... topological cleaning, she does...".

From the context you have to assume that he means that Kat does all the cleaning related to the floor, so he could be misinterpreting the word "topography" (the study of the forms and features of land surfaces), like a topographic map, with "topology" (the study of geometrical properties and spatial relations unaffected by the continuous change of shape or size of figures).

In either case, it would still be wrong or oddly worded. You don't do "topographical cleanings" when you use the vacuum, it's because he has heard these words next to "map", so "floor" to him.
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Lol, god. God he's so dumb.

I think it's fair to infer that "topologically", he is a low functioning mongoloid, who burgles oxygen & breathes out more lies than C02.

He cleans nothing. She likely keeps her areas tidy enough, & I'd bet goes on the very occasional passag house exorcism rampage because she gets sick of him being too hurr durr to so much as make a bed, let alone navigate a thermostat, or operating a vacuum.

And when she does, she goes nowhere near his little sobbing den, & whichever shitter he likes to haunt the most frequently.

He can't manage anything more complicated than waddling paper plates & plastic forks over to a table. With or without Freedom Chat paying him to change his nappies.

He doesn't clean. He can't English. And as if you needed the actual proof of his allergen nightmare bitchtits cave & cable assimilation, you already know it was a lie. Because he said it.

Although I'm sure that trying to get a chokehold on that reeking bedroom he broadcasts from really would be a geological expedition.
 
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Maybe he misspoke.
But maybe he's stupid.

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I remember when I loved trashy TV and Jessica Simpson admitted to looking up a new word in the dictionary every day so she could learn a new word. This feels exactly like what Phil is doing, only he’d probably say he already knew these words even though more often than not they sound so out of place, like topological cleaning? What?

I remember he used to word “verbose“ while talking about something his fans wanted him to do. Something about that they had to ask the other fans and then send him a “verbose” message about this. I don’t know if he knows what that word means, but because we all know Phil is lazy, there’s no doubt in my mind he would never read anything that is “verbose”.
he wants his fans to do research and send him a fucking essay that is (too) wordy so he can instantly delete it and say no one sent him anything. Sounds good, okay?
 
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25 Invisible push-ups said:
I remember when I loved trashy TV and Jessica Simpson admitted to looking up a new word in the dictionary every day so she could learn a new word. This feels exactly like what Phil is doing, only he’d probably say he already knew these words even though more often than not they sound so out of place, like topological cleaning? What?

I remember he used to word “verbose“ while talking about something his fans wanted him to do. Something about that they had to ask the other fans and then send him a “verbose” message about this. I don’t know if he knows what that word means, but because we all know Phil is lazy, there’s no doubt in my mind he would never read anything that is “verbose”.
he wants his fans to do research and send him a fucking essay that is (too) wordy so he can instantly delete it and say no one sent him anything. Sounds good, okay?
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I've said it before: Phil's the kind of retard that reads a dictionary to sound more thesaurus.
 
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I was going to post this a few weeks ago and forgot.

"When it rains, it pours"

To most people, this phrase means that when something bad happens things tend to get worse. "My car broke down so I couldn't go to work and lost my job. Then my girlfriend left me because I'm unemployed with no vehicle. How am I going to pay the rent? When it rains, it pours"

Phil used this phrase to mean that he's getting a lot of money. "We've been really slow this week but tonight I see you guys have come out to support and make up for the slow streams. When it rains, it pours"
 
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He is playing fall out new vegas,he is in Caesar base and wants to buy an item from an NPC but she won't sell it to him so Phil says "I guess I have to do a little more work for them,to raise my stature". You meant to say status Phil? I don't think that the problem is that your character is a manlet.

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25 Invisible push-ups said:
I remember when I loved trashy TV and Jessica Simpson admitted to looking up a new word in the dictionary every day so she could learn a new word. This feels exactly like what Phil is doing
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He's been using tear off learn a word a day calendars for years. However when he uses words like reprobate you can be sure it's because mr scatological lackadaisical topological parenthetical is trying to assimilate elements of detractor one-upmanship and use insults found around places like right here against "us".
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I was going to post this a few weeks ago and forgot.

"When it rains, it pours"

To most people, this phrase means that when something bad happens things tend to get worse. "My car broke down so I couldn't go to work and lost my job. Then my girlfriend left me because I'm unemployed with no vehicle. How am I going to pay the rent? When it rains, it pours"

Phil used this phrase to mean that he's getting a lot of money. "We've been really slow this week but tonight I see you guys have come out to support and make up for the slow streams. When it rains, it pours"
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When it rains, you spend your money somewhere else.
 
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