Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

"...If you're watching this on demand on YouTube..."

Why the fuck does he always phrase it like this? It's as if Phil is acting like YouTube is some kind of Pay-Per-View channel from the 90's/2000's or some shit every time he says it. Is there anyone besides him who ever uses outdated television terminology like this while streaming? I'd like to know.
 
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Book Thief said:
"...If you're watching this on demand on YouTube..."

Why the fuck does he always phrase it like this? It's as if Phil is acting like YouTube is some kind of Pay-Per-View channel from the 90's/2000's or some shit every time he says it. Is there anyone besides him who ever uses outdated television terminology like this while streaming? I'd like to know.
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No one else I'm aware of talks like this because they're not an unsupervised manchild who's deluded himself into thinkingt he's successful, most will just say something along the lines of "if you're watching this later " to acknowledge those who might miss it. I think his talking like this is a mix of him showing his age (like it's hard to do, the balding ghoul) and his attempts to sound like he's a legitimate businessman and not just another grifter.
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
I'm constantly shocked when watching old Tevin videos and seeing random DSP fuck ups I missed just how stupid the man is. When asked what courses changed his life the most or some shit


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Getting past the beginning which I left in because I cannot get past how stupid it is for the guy who went to a private Catholic university to say that other Colleges "wouldn't touch" the religion course he took as if comparative religion hasn't been a study since the literal middle ages and something taught at universities since the 1800s (and that his private Catholic university gives a more AHNEST and DARING look at all the religions than a secular, public institution)

But anyways, while telling us about this life changing, mind opening class he took, he gave us insight into what religions there are in the world:

Jewdism
Buddhism
The Muslim Religion
"the other one?"

Truly a well educated, smart individual
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That whole segment is a fuckin trip, immediately after this he says how he used to fall for marketing gimmicks until he took a marketing class. This literal fucking retard needed to be told by a college professor that companies try to make products look good to sell them to people.
 
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PenskeMaterial said:
On today's DSP coming out of the closet stream he said he was 'partially half lactose intolerant.' What the hell does that mean? a quarter intolerant?

I've never seen anyone talk the way he does.
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I have my Pig to English dictionary handy so let's translate:

Phil has claimed to have "partial lactose intolerance" before because he can stomach most dairy products other than milk. This is totally plausible even though he got the terminology wrong - clinically there's no such thing as partial lactose intolerance, either you have it or you don't, but some people have a mild enough case that dairy products with low amounts of lactose like cheese won't trigger a reaction. The "half" is new and comes from him not understanding genetics: His mother is completely lactose intolerant so he thinks that lactose intolerant mother + father without any issues = "half lactose intolerant" son. Again, either you have it or you don't and it's very rare in white people regardless because most European societies domesticated cattle early on.

Now for the part that will surprise nobody: Even though lactose intolerance due to genetics is rare in white people, alcoholics can have the exact same reaction to lactose only for it to go away when they stop drinking (source) - sounds like Linda might have been a drunk for much of Phil's childhood, or been such a drunk that it caused irreversible damage to her GI system, in addition to drinking while pregnant. What a silly bitch.
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Just caught a couple minutes of his most recent regarded closet event. When pigsplaining rotisserie chicken he says "and it rotates get it, rotisserie, the chicken." Rotisserie comes from the French word for "to roast". Why is he so confidently dumb.
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He probably thinks it's 'rotatsserie' and the second T is silent (like his friend!) thus French.
 
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Anything relating to law. The God of War devs should have reached out to him to him for permission to use footage of him playing THEIR game on a demo, but he doesn't need EvilAJ's permission because of a tweet and it's his video anyways.
 
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Corpun said:
I'm baffled as well. I wonder if he just started doing it naturally as a result of making everything he says a question. Same thing with his use of 'we' and other plural pronouns on streams. Maybe he just did it subconsciously to make it look like his viewers have power in stream.

Which all ends up being so bizarre because Dave loves fucking reminding his audience they have no authority over him and he can ban their asses and ignore what they want on a regular basis.
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I know I'm late, but it was something he picked up. No idea where he got it from.


Also can see why the pig never shaves off that mess on his face, and this dude was actually considering making a separate channel for every single game he played because of possible strikes lol.
 
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Am I the only one left posting in this thread?

In any case, today he repeated the "I know Latin so I know all other languages" meme by claiming that since he knows Latin he understands Spanish but he can't speak it. Since Spanish is rooted in Latin he can understand Spanish because he knows the Latin "root words."
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Am I the only one left posting in this thread?

In any case, today he repeated the "I know Latin so I know all other languages" meme by claiming that since he knows Latin he understands Spanish but he can't speak it. Since Spanish is rooted in Latin he can understand Spanish because he knows the Latin "root words."
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Congratulations you have successfully triggered my autism enough for a post. Phil could probably understand a handful of nouns and adjectives but he'd be fucked the second anyone tried conjugating a verb.

The Latin spoken by the general public (called vulgar Latin) which became the basis for other Romance languages (French, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Romanian, Romansh) is not what schools teach - any Latin class in the modern era will teach the clean, formal version that was used by the educated classes. This makes sense - literacy was not widespread in ancient Rome, so most historical documents we have discovered were written by and for the educated classes. From what I've been told vulgar Latin was mutually unintelligible or nearly mutually unintelligible with proper Latin but we cannot know for certain because they are both dead languages. At a minimum they are more different than, say, French and Spanish or Italian.

The next issue is that Spain had an influence the Romans did not: Arabic. Present day Spain and Portugal were occupied by Muslims for just under 800 years which resulted in a large number of Arabic-to-Spanish loanwords that never made it into French, much less Latin. Then there are things Spanish has that Latin does not (like two words for "to be"), things Latin had but Spanish does not (like the future subjunctive), as well as things that can radically change the meaning of a sentence that he wouldn't know from Latin like imperfect vs. preterit or indicative vs. subjunctive - for example, "aunque lo conozco" means "even though I know him" while "aunque lo conozca" means "even if I meet him". Phil's oddly shaped head couldn't piece any of that together from his poorly remembered Catholic school lessons.

Now for another word Phil has mutilated once again, necessities. Used in a sentence he said "“I won’t be able to pay my bills because I had to spend money on things I needed this week”. What are those "things I needed this week", you ask? Overpriced pizza for today's stream as well as lures for one of his retard hats. Why he needs fancy pizza instead of Domino's, or why he couldn't push this back when he controls his own schedule, was never addressed.
 
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