Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

One thing that I’m super annoyed whenever he does it is when he explains to his viewers “in the United States” for the dumbest shit. One big example recently was in his grocery store rant, he was bitching about endcaps and then said “maybe it’s not elsewhere but here in the United States grocery stores do blah blah blah”. Motherfucker you go to one grocery store. How the fuck do you know what most grocery stores in America are like? And who are you explaining this too? Is the Rainbow Coalition of Wheelchairs a global enterprise?
 
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Abe Vigoda said:
One thing that I’m super annoyed whenever he does it is when he explains to his viewers “in the United States” for the dumbest shit. One big example recently was in his grocery store rant, he was bitching about endcaps and then said “maybe it’s not elsewhere but here in the United States grocery stores do blah blah blah”. Motherfucker you go to one grocery store. How the fuck do you know what most grocery stores in America are like? And who are you explaining this too? Is the Rainbow Coalition of Wheelchairs a global enterprise?
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He has a weird idea of the United States as a whole. Phil doesn't seem to grasp different states have different laws and legal codes and are delegated different authorities. If you listen to some of his COVID rants you will really hear the confusion in his voice that some states stopped mask mandates and shit months ago while Washington still had them enforced until recently relative to the ramble.
 
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"Blood condition" - DSP for "I can't eat red meat."
Actual medical definition and blood disorders are normally linked to: anemia, bleeding disorders such as hemophilia, blood clots, and blood cancers such as leukemia, lymphoma, and myeloma.

Now that we have lawyersydePhil, we now have Dr. Burnell here to tell us that he can't read red meat anymore due to this "blood condition." Well, paint me green and spank me like a disobedient avocado, all that fancy college book learning on A&P1 and 2 are useless.
 

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Beverly Sutphin said:
"Blood condition" - DSP for "I can't eat red meat."
Actual medical definition and blood disorders are normally linked to: anemia, bleeding disorders such as hemophilia, blood clots, and blood cancers such as leukemia, lymphoma, and myeloma.

Now that we have lawyersydePhil, we now have Dr. Burnell here to tell us that he can't read red meat anymore due to this "blood condition." Well, paint me green and spank me like a disobedient avocado, all that fancy college book learning on A&P1 and 2 are useless.
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Gout is a form of arthritis. Phil is reaching Amberlynn levels of stupid.

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Blood disorders/autoimmune diseases aren’t something to play with. I’d hate for Phil to go the route of Flannery O’Connor or J Dilla (both died from Lupus).
 
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Beverly Sutphin said:
"Blood condition" - DSP for "I can't eat red meat."
Actual medical definition and blood disorders are normally linked to: anemia, bleeding disorders such as hemophilia, blood clots, and blood cancers such as leukemia, lymphoma, and myeloma.

Now that we have lawyersydePhil, we now have Dr. Burnell here to tell us that he can't read red meat anymore due to this "blood condition." Well, paint me green and spank me like a disobedient avocado, all that fancy college book learning on A&P1 and 2 are useless.
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I have to agree with you, it is quite frustrating when people try to act like they know more than they do.
 
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From today's stream: "Living paycheck to paycheck"

Real meaning: having only enough money for necessities (so housing, food, utilities, and taxes). Even a monthly trip to McDonalds or the movie theater is a luxury.

Phil's meaning: having only enough money for necessities and hundreds, possibly thousands a month in spending on gacha and takeout.
 
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