Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Corpun]

They live in Renton Wa. amirite?

As of the census[31] of 2010, there were 90,927 people, 36,009 households, and 21,849 families residing in the city. The population density was 3,932.8 inhabitants per square mile (1,518.5/km2). There were 38,930 housing units at an average density of 1,683.8 per square mile (650.1/km2). The racial makeup of the city was 54.6% White (49.4% Non-Hispanic White), 10.6% African American, 0.7% Native American, 21.2% Asian, 0.8% Pacific Islander, 6.2% from other races, and 5.8% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 13.1% of the population.

Doubt he bites his nails too much when out in public, of course, he does have a seething hatred of Asians.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Swing and a miss on that joke my dude. lol

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

They live in Renton Wa. amirite?

Those aren't sloths though, but I can see why a layman would make that mistake given that the sloth is very similar in demeanor to the North American pigroach. The primary habitat of the North American pigroach is Renton, WA. Zoologists theorize that it used to be Bridgeport, CT, but there was a great migration of the species sometime in the past. The North American pigroach is an invasive species known for siphoning away all disability money in a very large radius, that's why the North American pigroach is strictly kept and controlled in its primary habitat of Renton, WA. Not that it's really that needed, mind you, because the North American pigroach rarely moves from its coomer couch, just like how a sloth barely moves from the branch that it grabs onto. The North American pigroach is also known to make about a dozen calls, such as "TIPMI" and "MAIBILLZ." Zoologists haven't discovered what the different calls mean yet, but currently the most widely accepted theory proposes that it has something to do with acquiring disability money, the activity that the species is known for.

 

[millais]

"valid gameplay"

The Roach is always slinging this one around to criticize and insult. It seems like somewhere along the way, his overuse of "valid criticism" or "valid opinion" somehow got transformed into "valid gameplay".

Unlike the other 2 phrases, however, "valid gameplay" is totally meaningless as a term of reference.

 

[Corpun]

Sasquatch pronounced as Sauce-squatch. I guess one of Bigfoot's cousins moved to Italy and rooms the wilds of Southern Italy.

Salvagno/Sylvano Thumb is a classic Philism that he doesn't bring up anymore.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Sasquatch pronounced as Sauce-squatch.

He considers it a sugary sweet tomato cuddle bear.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

"Pulling your thumbs" instead of twiddling your thumbs.

 

[Iron Father]

"Pull your thumb out"
+
"Twiddling your thumbs"
+
ginbrain
=
"Pulling your thumbs"

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

This is not a phrase or word he misuses but I think it can go here since it's a speech mannerism he has, I hate how he always does a narcissistic fake laugh in order to imply a situation is ridiculous to protect his ego, he also always does a fake laugh after making a joke is like saying "I'm funny right? I'm signalling that you should laugh" , examples:

Mockery:
"Ok so this guy is saying, and this is so funny ACK ACK ACK, he is saying that adults can save money, listen schoopid, do you have a family? do you own a house? if you were an adult you wouldn't say stupid shit ack ack ack, oh my goooood ack ack"

Joking:
"These game is like eating turds directly of a dude asshole and then licking his asshole, throwing up and then eating the shit again ACK ACK ACK, right? ACK ACK ACK"

EDIT: Also, maybe I noticed this just now because I'm ESL, but the reason why Phil pronounces words like "content" as "khantent" or "frog" as "frag" is because depending on the word you pronounce the O as an A, for example you don't say "mom" you say "mam" but in other cases you pronounce the O as an O (today vs taday). For some reason Phil autistic mind believes every single O is pronounced as an A regardless of the word.

 

[Jasper2K]

DSP has said Hail Mary tonight playing street fighter at least 50 times. "Random on reaction Hail Mary" "Lag Hail Mary" "I wasn't doing anything and he did a random hail mary!" etc etc

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Auto-Twinkle (noun) - to emit (light) in intermittent gleams or flashes at the control of a computer.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Auto-Twinkle (noun) - to emit (light) in intermittent gleams or flashes at the control of a computer.

Fuck I can't get over how stupid this clown is.

 

[Iron Father]

"Crowdfunded"

Wiki: Crowdfunding is the practice of funding a project or venture by raising money from a large number of people, typically via the internet.

Phil: Relentlessly begging every single day of your life, using guilt by feigning distress, with no end in sight.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I would add 'berating' to the Phail definition.

 

[detractorzer0]

So I was listening to a detractor channel and I was pretty sure I'd heard Phil say "Alcoholic Volume" when talking about all his booze for the Christmas thing. Tried searching "Alcohol by volume" on pigpiggo and got one clip from 2016. Searched "Alcoholic Volume" and got
eleven results. This man has actually lost brain cells. He says it multiple times in that prestream and has been saying it since 2017.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Today he pronounced the Pokémon Pineco (think pine cone) as "pin echo."

 

[Iron Father]

Today he pronounced the Pokémon Pineco (think pine cone) as "pin echo."

Great example of his inability to infer based on context.

 

[Iron Father]

"GODSMACKED" smh

 

[We Are The Witches]

Today he pronounced the Pokémon Pineco (think pine cone) as "pin echo."

He's obviously pronouncing it in Spanish.

You see muchacho, I heard Scarlet/Violet's región is based on Spain and some of Portugal, so that must be it, Felipe Paulo knows.

 

[Corpun]

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