Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Yeah he's not wrong there but he extrapolated that into saying that Atomic Heart is just a poor man's Half Life 2 clone... it reminds me of the time when he said that Cyberpunk 2077 ripped off Doom 2016 because the lighting in the stage where you fight Oda is similar to the lighting in Doom.

Are you trying to imply Barbie Horse Adventures isn't like Mount and Blade?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Authoritarian. People looking to him for some sort of authoritarian answer.

What fucktard was looking for was authoritative. Nice to see ValedictorianSydePhil at it again.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

"Read behind the lines"

 

[detractorzer0]

He said something during his Souls-like rant that made my brain blue screen for a bit. He said that souls like games not made by Fromsoft "are a pale comparison to from soft games." Now I know the idiom is that something "pales in comparison," but they way Phil used it actually caused me to Google it just to see if normal people used it this way. They don't, and actually using this way completely changes the meaning of the phrase.

 

[Random5678]

GMT = Green Mountain Time.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

GMT = Green Mountain Time.

You have to be fucking kidding!

 

[UncleTusky]

You have to be fucking kidding!

He has said it twice:

First in 2009 during an LP of "Tom Clancy's HAWX":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQEAG_Y95Pw&t=301s (5:01 if it doesn't skip automatically)

and again in late 2020 during "Yakuza 7":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsazTShCEGk&t=144s (2:24 if it doesn't skip automatically).

Note the lack of doubt or hesitation when he says "Green Mountain Time" - this isn't a slip of the tongue he definitely believes this is what "GMT" stands for.

Edit: The Green Mountains are real and they are a mountain range that covers most of Vermont (directly north of where DSP grew up in Connecticut). I'm not sure which is stupider - thinking Vermont was so far east/west of Connecticut it would have a different time zone or thinking time zones change as you go north/south. He can't even blame TV/movies/Basketball American High School teachers for getting this wrong, the Green Mountains just aren't important enough to be mentioned in pop culture or history class.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He has said it twice:

First in 2009 during an LP of "Tom Clancy's HAWX":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQEAG_Y95Pw&t=301s (5:01 if it doesn't skip automatically)

and again in late 2020 during "Yakuza 7":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsazTShCEGk&t=144s (2:24 if it doesn't skip automatically).

Note the lack of doubt or hesitation when he says "Green Mountain Time" - this isn't a slip of the tongue he definitely believes this is what "GMT" stands for.

Edit: The Green Mountains are real and they are a mountain range that covers most of Vermont (directly north of where DSP grew up in Connecticut). I'm not sure which is stupider - thinking Vermont was so far east/west of Connecticut it would have a different time zone or thinking time zones change as you go north/south. He can't even blame TV/movies/Basketball American High School teachers for getting this wrong, the Green Mountains just aren't important enough to be mentioned in pop culture or history class.

The second one almost gave me a stroke because he called it "Green Mountain Time" but then answered correctly because he knows that it's also called Greenwich Mean Time??? WHAT???

 

[Iron Father]

Ginbrained Mongoloid Time.

 

[Corpun]

GMT = Green Mountain Time.

He has said it twice:

First in 2009 during an LP of "Tom Clancy's HAWX":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQEAG_Y95Pw&t=301s (5:01 if it doesn't skip automatically)

and again in late 2020 during "Yakuza 7":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsazTShCEGk&t=144s (2:24 if it doesn't skip automatically).

Note the lack of doubt or hesitation when he says "Green Mountain Time" - this isn't a slip of the tongue he definitely believes this is what "GMT" stands for.

Edit: The Green Mountains are real and they are a mountain range that covers most of Vermont (directly north of where DSP grew up in Connecticut). I'm not sure which is stupider - thinking Vermont was so far east/west of Connecticut it would have a different time zone or thinking time zones change as you go north/south. He can't even blame TV/movies/Basketball American High School teachers for getting this wrong, the Green Mountains just aren't important enough to be mentioned in pop culture or history class.

The second one almost gave me a stroke because he called it "Green Mountain Time" but then answered correctly because he knows that it's also called Greenwich Mean Time??? WHAT???

Umm doods you've got to remember DSP is jetlagged from growing up on the East Coast. How the fuck is he supposed to remember timezones when his body is 3 hours ahead?

 

[ZehnBoat]

casualized

it means nothing
just phil trying to sound smart
but sounding stupid in the end

 

[Sup3r]

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casualized

it means nothing
just phil trying to sound smart
but sounding stupid in the end

"5000 active viewers". And yet over 90 percent of them can't be fucked to show up to the stream on a daily basis and less than one percent can be fucked to be in chat. How fucking delusional can a single pigroach be, LSD addicts have a firmer grasp on reality at this point.

 

[Balr0g]

And if his DSPGaming view counts are anything to go by not even that 5.000 active viewers can be assed to watch his videos. Only the 1st part of Wo Long has over 1k views the rest not even close. That channel is dead. With a sub count of over 200k i would expect at least 10k views on each video

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

And if his DSPGaming view counts are anything to go by not even that 5.000 active viewers can be assed to watch his videos. Only the 1st part of Wo Long has over 1k views the rest not even close. That channel is dead. With a sub count of over 200k i would expect at least 10k views on each video

Just to add a visual aid to what you said.
I know part 3 and 4 haven't been up for that long, but the drop from part one to two? I guess the silent majority really are silent and absent.

EDIT: For a bit of further contex. Yesterday during Phils stream Maximillian uploaded his 2 hour part 1 of this game, it got 2,2K view in 11 minutes. I will never tire of comparing Max to Phil.

 

[Balr0g]

Just to add a visual aid to what you said.

Spoiler: Ching Chong Souls view Numbers

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I know part 3 and 4 haven't been up for that long, but the drop from part one to two? I guess the silent majority really are silent and absent.

I was more talking about the videos before that. Games he drags out and makes boring. Even his bottombichtcast isn't hitting 1k views anymore. Seems as if Youtube's algorithm is fucking him over again (yeah right)

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I was more talking about the videos before that. Games he drags out and makes boring. Even his bottombichtcast isn't hitting 1k views anymore. Seems as if Youtube's algorithm is fucking him over again (yeah right)

Clearly YouTube is broken doob, that is the only explanation.

Spoiler: Piggy view numbers.

Even 7 days old videos can't reliably hit 1K views. I know that adds isn't the largest part of his income. But he just recorded his worst month since tracking started. Both supers and tips are down so every bit really does matter.

If sub 1K becomes the new normal we will soon get panicked piggy.

 

[myone]

Obviously the "5000 active viewers" statement is insane.

I think it's most useful here to also observe the fluctuation in views:

Just compare the Modern Warfare video to the Like a Dragon videos. It shows that most of Dave's tiny audience are people who stumble in through search or the algorithm (and never come back).

Looks to me like he has maybe 200 somewhat dedicated viewers and I'd assume 50-75% of those are tractors.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Obviously the "5000 active viewers" statement is insane.

I think it's most useful here to also observe the fluctuation in views:

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Just compare the Modern Warfare video to the Like a Dragon videos. It shows that most of Dave's tiny audience are people who stumble in through search or the algorithm (and never come back).

Looks to me like he has maybe 200 somewhat dedicated viewers and I'd assume 50-75% of those are tractors.

Apart from the first two parts of a "white hot new realease" his view really do tend to dip below the 1K mark.

And as you said a lot of the views will be tractors and clip channels, then we have the handful of Jaydes that maybe love their pretend internet dad so much they watch each video several times.

So yeah 200 and maybe at the most 250-300 actual fans ( he has in the 300's of non gifted mebers after all, granted there is probably bots/socks there).

As much as Phil likes to play pretend. He needs drama to drive views onto his failing little channel.
Nobody gives a shit about his gayming videos and streams, his chat is just a hangout for dents and LARPers with Phil providing the BGM.

I know we keep saying that Phil is forever and can't get killed, but that simply isn't true, everyone and everything has an expiration date. 1MM might keep throwing him $5K-$6K a year but that aint gonna cut it because Phil has a $180K/year lifestyle with a $160K income.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil has really latched onto the word "wonky" lately.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Obviously the "5000 active viewers" statement is insane.

If he gets 5K total views from the 5 videos he puts out a day, he believes he has 5 thousand unique viewers of his content.